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F/X THE SERIES, SEASON 2 EPISODE 11
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: 4/14/1998
{NOTE THAT // MEANS "Music".}
{DAYTIME ON A MOVIE SET. IDENTICAL TWIN SCI-FI GUYS FIGHT AN ALIEN.}
[ GUNNING ENGINE ]
// IF I COULD HAVE //
// THE CHOICE //
// I'D WANT TO BE //
// AN ACTION FIGURE //
// AND IF I COULD HAVE A VOICE //
// TO GO WITH IT //
// IT'D BE A LOT BIGGER //
// I WANNA BE AN ACTION FIGURE... //
[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
// ...I WANNA BE AN ACTION FIGURE //
[THE ALIEN EXPLODES IN A SLIMY MESS... AND GARY POPS UP IN THE SHOT, RUINING THE SCENE.]
DIRECTOR: CUT! WHO THE HELL'S THAT?
ROLLIE: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
JENNIFER: WHAT HAPPENED?
ROLLIE: GARY, AGAIN!
ANGIE: WILL SOMEBODY KILL THAT GUY, PLEASE? {GARY WALKS OVER TO ANGIE AND ROLLIE.}
GARY: I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW...
ROLLIE: GO TELL IT TO THE DIRECTOR. HE'S ABOUT TO BE TRANQUILIZED. CLONES, COME BACK WITH ME TO THE TRAILER. WE'LL RETOUCH AND RESHOOT.
GARY: SO WHAT ABOUT LATER? AT THE ROADHOUSE? DANCING? YOU SAID YOU'D THINK ABOUT IT.
ANGIE: NO, YOU ASKED ME TO THINK ABOUT IT. AND I SAID I WAS BUSY, SORRY.
GARY: ANGIE? {HE TAKES HER PICTURE.} SEE YOU LATER. {HE WALKS OFF.}
ANGIE: YEAH, BUH-BYE. JENNIFER, HELP ME WITH THIS EQUIPMENT.
JENNIFER (STANDING AT THE TRAILER DOOR): I'M HELPING ROLLIE DO MAKEUP.
ANGIE: SINCE WHEN?
JENNIFER: I AM SUPPOSED TO HAVE A REAL JOB HERE.
ANGIE: CARRYING THE F/X EQUIPMENT IS A REAL JOB.
JENNIFER: I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE, OKAY?
ANGIE: SLAVE? YOU'RE LIKE A TOURIST HERE! YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING!
ROLLIE: PROBLEMS?
JENNIFER: YEAH, ANGIE'S GOT THIS ATTITUDE...
ANGIE: I DO?
JENNIFER: I DIDN'T ASK TO BE HERE. MIRA SAID IT'D BE A COUPLE DAYS, WHERE IS SHE?
ANGIE: I THINK WE'D ALL LIKE THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE NOW.
{GARY GOES TO A VAN AND LOOKS AT THE PICTURES HE JUST TOOK OF ANGIE. JENNIFER IS IN THE BACKGROUND. HE TAKES OUT A PIECE OF PAPER, A WANTED POSTER IN WHICH A MOTORCYLCE GANG CALLED THE SARACENS OFFERS A $50,000 REWARD FOR INFO ABOUT JENNIFER.}
MIRA (DRIVING, ON THE PHONE): PICKED UP THE PAPERS AT THE MARSHALL'S OFFICE. JENNIFER TESTIFIES TOMORROW, THEN SHE'S IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM.
ROLLIE: SO TELL ME YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO GET HER, RIGHT?
MIRA: SORRY, SHE'S A HANDFUL, I KNOW. WHY DO YOU GUYS SHOOT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?
ROLLIE: SO WE CAN BLOW THINGS UP AND NO ONE WILL CARE.
MIRA: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? LISTEN, THANKS AGAIN. I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE I COULD'VE STASHED HER. BOBBY MERCHANT'S GOT THE WORD OUT, BELIEVE ME.
{INSIDE A LOFT, TWO GUYS FROM THE SARACENS DISCUSS THE SITUATION.}
BOBBY: WHAT IT IS, EARL... WE'RE UNDER PRESSURE NOW BECAUSE WE'RE PLAYERS. THEY'RE TAKING US SERIOUSLY, SO WE... GOTTA BE SERIOUS. SMART, STRONG, ORGANIZED.
EARL: FEED THE CRAP TO THE PIGS, BOBBY. TROUBLE'S NOT WITH ME, AND YOU KNOW IT. THEY'RE TAKIN' US SERIOUS, BECAUSE THEY FINALLY GOT A SNITCH, AND WE KNOW WHO BROUGHT HER IN, DON'T WE, MR. ORGANIZER?
BOBBY: IT'S OLD NEWS, EARL. IT'S BEING DEALT WITH.
EARL: AND THAT STUFF ABOUT THE FEDS MOVIN' IN, THAT'S CRAP TOO, HUH? YOU GOT A LOT OF BIG IDEAS, MAN, BUT YOU'RE NOT TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS.
BOBBY: I DON'T NEED A LECTURE ON BUSINESS FROM A DINOSAUR!
EARL: DINOSAURS LASTED A LONG TIME, BOBBY. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR CHANCES ARE?
{BOBBY PUNCHES EARL, BUT EARL GRABS HIS FIST BEFORE HE CAN HIT HIM AGAIN.}
EARL: YOU PUNK. {EARL HAS BOBBY BY THE THROAT, BUT A THIRD MAN HURRIES OVER AND STRIKES EARL. HE FALLS AND THE TWO OTHERS KICK HIM.}
BOBBY: LOOK AT THE GARBAGE I GOTTA DEAL WITH. LOCK HIM UP!
MAN #4: BOB?
BOBBY: WHAT?!
MAN #4: IT'S HER, BOBBY. WE GOT HER, MAN, WE GOT JENNIFER.
BOBBY (ON THE PHONE WITH GARY): WHEN DID YOU SEE HER?
GARY: NOW, SHE'S HERE RIGHT NOW, AND I GOT MORE PICTURES, TOO. THERE'S A REWARD, NOT THAT THAT'S WHY I'M DOING--
BOBBY: YOU'LL GET IT.
GARY: I'M GLAD TO DO IT, BOBBY. I KNOW A LOT OF YOUR GUYS UP HERE. REALLY LIKE THE WAY YOU OP--
[ DIAL TONE BUZZING ]
BOBBY (TO MAN #4) : GET OUR PEOPLE THERE... NOW. {HE GOES OVER TO A YOUNG WOMAN STANDING NEARBY.} SO YOU HEARD, HUH?
WOMAN: WHERE IS SHE?
BOBBY: UPSTATE. HASTINGS COUNTY. SOME MOVIE SET. I GUESS THE COP MUST'VE CALLED IN A FAVOR.
WOMAN: WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
BOBBY: SHE'S DONE TOO MUCH DAMAGE, EVEN IF SHE NEVER TESTIFIES. I GOT NO CHOICE.
WOMAN: I KNOW. {THEY HUG.}
{MOVIE SET. ROLLIE AND JENNIFER WALK OUT OF THE MAKEUP TRAILER.}
JENNIFER: I WONDER WHERE I'LL END UP. PROBABLY SOME HOLE SOMEWHERE.
ROLLIE: STEVEN, PUT THAT IN THE TRUCK. WHEREVER IT IS, JENNIFER ELLIOT WILL CEASE TO EXIST.
JENNIFER: ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THIS MESS.
ROLLIE: NOTHING YOU'LL MISS? FAMILY?
JENNIFER: YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE THEY'VE DONE SO MUCH FOR ME.
{THEY SEE A MAN ON A MOTORCYLE PARK NEARBY.}
JENNIFER: THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW, THEY KNOW!
ROLLIE: GET BACK IN THE TRUCK. GO ON, STAY THERE.
{DRIVING INTO TOWN, MIRA PASSES TWO OTHER BIKERS WHO ARE STOPPED AT SOME BUSINESS. ONE OF THEM NOTES MIRA'S LICENSE PLATE NUMBER.}
MIRA (ON THE PHONE): I JUST PASSED TWO SARACENS.
ROLLIE: THERE'S ONE HERE, TOO. THERE'S A CHAPTER IN LEWISVILLE.
MIRA: YEAH, THERE'S CHAPTERS EVERYWHERE.
ROLLIE: COULDN'T THIS BE A COINCIDENCE? HOW COULD THEY HAVE FOUND HER?
[ JENNIFER YELLING ]
ROLLIE: I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. {HE HANGS UP AND HURRIES TO THE MAKEUP TRAILER.}
GARY: I'M SORRY!
ROLLIE: WHAT'S GOING ON?
GARY: TELL HER I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING...
JENNIFER: HE WALKED IN HERE! HE WAS AFTER MY PURSE!
GARY: I WAS NOT! I WAS LEAVING THESE ON THE TABLE, FOR ANGIE!
ROLLIE: GARY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST...
GARY: YEAH, I'M SORRY.
ROLLIE: GO ON, GO.
ANGIE: WHAT'D I MISS?
ROLLIE: FOR YOU.
ANGIE: PICTURES OF ME FROM BAD ANGLES. I JUST SAW GARY ON SET. WHY'D HE COME HERE?
JENNIFER: BECAUSE HE WASN'T LOOKING FOR YOU! HE WAS LOOKING FOR ME!
BOBBY (DRIVING HIS BIKE, TALKING ON A WIRELESS HEADSET): THE COP IS ALONE?
MAN #4 (STILL AT THE LOFT): SHE'S IN AN NYPD UNMARKED. MAYBE IT'S JUST A VISIT.
BOBBY: YEAH, RIGHT. SHE'S TAKING HER OUT. THE GRAND JURY'S HAPPENING. KEEP ME POSTED. {HE AND A GUY DRIVE ON.}
MAN #4 (TO THE WOMAN, ABOUT A PICTURE ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN): THAT'S SANCHEZ, THE COP.
WOMAN: AND SHE'S UP THERE NOW? WITH JENNIFER?
MAN #4: YEAH, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HEADED FOR A SHOWDOWN.
{BOBBY AND HIS THUG STOP WITH THE BIKERS THAT MIRA PASSED.}
JAKE: BOBBY? NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN. YOU DON'T GET UP HERE ENOUGH. I'M JAKE.
BOBBY: SO WHERE'S THE REST, JAKE?
JAKE: CHECKING THINGS OUT ON THE MOVIE SET.
BOBBY'S THUG: THIS IS THE ONLY ROAD OUTTA HERE?
JAKE: YOU GOTTA COME THROUGH HERE. BOYS WANT A BEER?
BOBBY: I'M WORKING... SO ARE YOU.
{ON THE MOVIE SET.)
[ MOTORCYCLES GUNNING ENGINES ]
MIRA (ENTERING THE TRAILER): ANOTHER ONE JUST RODE IN. HEY, YOU LOOK GREAT!
JAA (JENNIFER AS ANGIE): THE HAIR'S ALL WRONG.
MIRA: IF YOU THINK ANY MAN'S GONNA NOTICE THAT, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING.
JAA: I FEEL VERY WEIRD.
ROLLIE: JUST BE NATURAL.
JAA: YEAH, RIGHT.
ROLLIE: DON'T FEEL, JUST LEAVE IT.
ANGIE: SO WHAT'S GOING ON WITH GARY OUT THERE?
MIRA: HE SEEMS PRETTY CHUMMY WITH THE SARACENS.
ANGIE: IF YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD NOW... ...TRY THIS. {ANGIE IS DIGUISED AS JENNIFER.}
ROLLIE: NOW JENNIFER, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET YOU PAST THE SARACENS.
{ROLLIE AND JAA WALK ACROSS THE SET.}
GARY: CAN I TALK TO YOU, ANGIE?
ROLLIE: NOT NOW, WE'RE IN A HURRY. {THEY GET IN THE F/X VAN.}
{BACK AT THE TRAILER.}
MIRA: READY?
AAJ (ANGIE AS JENNIFER): READY.
MIRA: ALL RIGHT. {SHE GOES OUTSIDE.} I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU, JENNIFER! YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT, OKAY? I AM NOT YOUR BABY-SITTER! YOU GET IN THAT CAR RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, YOU HEAR ME? IT'S OVER! {AAJ SLAMS THE TRAILER DOOR.} FINE! FINE! FINE! FINE! JENNIFER, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. GOOD BYE AND GOOD LUCK!!
{IN THE VAN, ROLLIE AND JAA ARE ABOUT TO PASS BOBBY, JAKE AND THE OTHER BIKERS.}
ROLLIE: THERE THEY ARE. {HE SEES THAT JAA IS NERVOUS.} HEY. LOOK IN THE MIRROR... WHO DO YOU SEE?
JAA: ANGIE.
ROLLIE: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE ANGIE. THERE'S NO NEED TO PANIC. {ROLLIE STOPS. JAKE IS AT HIS WINDOW.} WHAT'S UP?
JAKE: SOMEBODY WANTS TO MEET YOU.
ROLLIE: A MOVIE BUFF?
JAKE: COULD BE.
ROLLIE: WE'RE IN A BIT OF A RUSH. {JAKE REVEALS HE HAS A GUN.} ON THE OTHER HAND IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ONE'S PUBLIC.
JAKE: YEAH. OVER HERE. {ROLLIE PULLS OVER. BOBBY WALKS OUT.}
JAA: IT'S BOBBY -- HE'LL KNOW ME.
ROLLIE: NOT IF YOU DON'T PANIC.
BOBBY: SO YOU'RE TYLER... AND THIS IS...?
JAA: ANGIE.
ROLLIE: ANGIE RAMIREZ. WE WORK TOGETHER.
BOBBY: OH, YEAH? {A GUY BOARDS TO CHECK THE VAN.}
ROLLIE: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
BOBBY: YOU WORK WITH MY FRIEND, JENNIFER ELLIOT.
ROLLIE: YOU UNDERSTAND RIGHT.
BOBBY: HOW'S SHE DOING?
ROLLIE: SHE'S A PAIN IN THE BUTT.
BOBBY: HA, HA! YEAH, I HEAR YOU. SO SHE'S OUT THERE RIGHT NOW?
ROLLIE: NOT MANY OTHER PLACES TO GO AROUND HERE, NOW, IS THERE?
BOBBY: WELL, MAYBE WE'LL STOP BY, HUH? SAY HELLO. WE USED TO BE PRETTY CLOSE. {HE STUDIES JAA.}
{BACK AT THE MOVIE SET, ANGIE REMOVES HER JENNIFER MASK AND SNEAKS INTO MIRA'S CAR AND HIDES IN THE FLOOR. GARY AND THE BIKERS WATCH MIRA DRIVE OFF, SEEMINGLY ALONE. }
BIKER EXITING F/X VAN: NO SIGN OF HER.
ROLLIE: ALRIGHT, YOU'VE SEARCHED THE TRUCK. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT?
BOBBY: WHAT'D YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?
JAA (CLEARS THROAT): ANGIE.
BOBBY: YOU GOT A COLD, ANGIE?
ROLLIE: SHE'S BEEN SICK AS A DOG ALL WEEK, AS A MATTER OF FACT. WE'RE ON OUR WAY NOW TO LEWISVILLE TO SEE A DOCTOR. {BOBBY STEPS CLOSER, STUDYING JAA UNTIL...}
[ CELL PHONE RINGING ]
BOBBY (ANSWERS PHONE): YEAH.
GARY: SOMETHING'S HAPPENED, BOBBY: THE COP'S TAKIN' OFF WITHOUT JENNIFER!
BOBBY: WHAT?
GARY: SHE'S ALONE, IN HER TRAILER.
BOBBY: YOU FOLKS HAVE A NICE DAY. {HE HURRIES OFF. ROLLIE AND JAA BOARD THE VAN.}
JAA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PAIN IN THE BUTT"?
ROLLIE: HE SEEMED TO KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. {BOBBY AND HIS THUG RIDE OFF TOWARD THE MOVIE SET. ROLLIE AND JAA DRIVE ON THEIR WAY.}
[ CELL PHONE RINGING ]
MIRA: WELL?
ROLLIE: WE'RE THROUGH. BOBBY'S ON HIS WAY.
MIRA: RIGHT, SO FAR SO GOOD.
ROLLIE: YEAH, SO FAR SO GOOD. {THEY HANG UP.}
MIRA (TO ANGIE): HERE COMES BOBBY... THERE GOES BOBBY...
ANGIE: DID HE LOOK?
MIRA: HE LOOKED.
{IN THE VAN.}
ROLLIE: HEY, MAYBE WE'D BETTER... {JAA PULLS OFF HER ANGIE MASK}... WAIT!
JENNIFER: WHAT? WE'RE SAFE NOW, AREN'T WE?
{ON THE MOVIE SET.}
GARY: BOBBY? I'M GARY, IT'S A REAL PLEASURE. SHE'S OVER THERE. SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO HANDLE THIS? {BOBBY NOTICES THE TWO IDENTICAL ALIEN-FIGHTING ACTORS.}
BOBBY: THOSE GUYS ARE IN THE MOVIE?
GARY: FANTASTIC, HUH? IT'S MAKEUP. THEY LOOK NOTHIN' LIKE EACH OTHER. TYLER DOES THAT. IT'S HIS SPECIALTY.
{THEY GO TO INSPECT THE MAKEUP TRAILER.}
GARY: SHE'S HERE, BOBBY, I KNOW IT!
BOBBY: WHERE? WHERE IS SHE? HUH?! {HE SEES A BACK WAY OUT.}
THUG: BOBBY... {HE PRESENTS THE JENNIFER MASK. BOBBY ANGRILY PUNCHES THE TRAILER.}
{ANGIE AND MIRA ARE ABOUT TO PASS THE GROUP OF BIKERS.}
MIRA: THERE IT IS.
ANGIE: UH, JUST IN CASE, WHAT'S PLAN B? {MIRA SHOWS HER GUN.} OKAY. {THEY DRIVE PAST.}
MIRA: WE'RE CLEAR.
ANGIE: I'D CERTAINLY HOPE SO. {ANGIE GETS UP FROM HIDING AND SITS IN THE SEAT.}
[ CELL PHONE RINGING ]
ROLLIE: TYLER. WELL?
MIRA: SEE YOU AT THE FARM.
ROLLIE: WE'LL BE THERE. {HANGS UP.}
MIRA (TO ANGIE): SETTLE BACK.
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
{THEY STOP AND INSPECT THE DAMAGE.}
ANGIE: FLAT!
MIRA: WHAT?
ANGIE: FLAT AS A PANCAKE. {MIRA SEES SHARP OBJECTS IN THE ROAD.}
MIRA: ANGIE, IT'S A TRAP!
JAKE (POINTS A GUN): LADIES, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
[ CHANGING RADIO STATIONS ]
ROLLIE: WHY DON'T WE JUST FIND A STATION AND STICK WITH IT? {JENNIFER TURNS THE RADIO OFF.} OR WE COULD DO THAT.
JENNIFER: YOU KNOW YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
ROLLIE: ARE WE STILL WITH THE "PAIN IN THE BUTT" THING?
JENNIFER: I LIVED WITH BOBBY A YEAR AND A HALF. HE LOVED ME. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO THE COPS AND EVERYTHING, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. HE HURT ME SO BAD, AND IT WAS LIKE, LIKE IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER TO HIM... HIM AND DEANNA JUST... SHE'S MY SISTER.
{AT THE LOFT.}
MAN #4 (ON THE PHONE): IT'S BLACK, IT'S GOT "FX" ON THE SIDE. SHE'S WITH SOME GUY NAMED TYLER.
WOMAN/DEANNA: CANDY...
MAN #4: DEANNA, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE.
DEANNA: FIRST THINGS FIRST. {SHE POINTS A GUN AT HIM.}
JENNIFER: WHEN I WAS A KID SHE WAS IN TROUBLE ALL THE TIME, BOYS, DRUGS, STEALING STUFF, WHATEVER. THEN SHE TURNS AROUND AND BECOMES, YOU KNOW, MARY POPPINS. SO, SUDDENLY, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO MY OWN LIFE.
ROLLIE: DIDN'T YOU EVER THINK THAT SHE MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR YOU?
JENNIFER: YEAH, RIGHT. SHE HATED ME BEING WITH BOBBY, SO SHE HAD TO GO AND SEE HIM PERSONALLY!
ROLLIE: AND?
JENNIFER: AND WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHE COULDN'T STAND TO SEE ME HAPPY SO SHE STOLE HIM. MY OWN SISTER.
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
ROLLIE (SEES BIKERS FOLLOWING): CAN YOU DRIVE THIS THING?
JENNIFER: YEAH, I CAN DRIVE ANYTHING, WHY? {SHE SEES THEY HAVE COMPANY.} OH, GOD.
ROLLIE: GET UP HERE! SLIDE YOUR BOD ACROSS ME. GET ACROSS, RIGHT ACROSS. THAT'S IT. HOLD IT STEADY.
JENNIFER: ALRIGHT, WHAT ARE WE GOING ON?
ROLLIE: IT'S ALL YOURS, YOU GOT IT.
JENNIFER: AHH! SORRY!
ROLLIE: THE POSSE JUST TRIPLED IN SIZE!
JENNIFER: ONE OF THEM'S TRYING TO PASS!
ROLLIE: DON'T LET HIM!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
JENNIFER: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? {IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, ROLLIE WORKS ON A PLAN.}
ROLLIE: I'M WORKIN' ON IT! KEEP HER STEADY!
JENNIFER: I'M TRYING! {ROLLIE TAKES OUT ONE OF THE BIKERS WITH A LARGE SLIME BALLOON. ANOTHER BIKER PICKS UP THE FALLEN ONE.}
BIKER: GET ON! COME ON, COME ON!
JENNIFER: ONE OF THEM IS STILL ON US.
ROLLIE: HIT THE BRAKES! {SHE DOES; THE BIKER SMASHES INTO THE VAN AND THEN FALLS ONTO THE STREET.} GO!
JENNIFER: THERE'S STILL TWO OF THEM WITH US... ROLLIE, HE'S LOST HIS PASSENGER.
ROLLIE: THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE HE CAN BE! {HE'S ON THE ROOF OF THE VAN.}
JENNIFER: WHAT CAN HE DO UP THERE?
[ GUNFIRE INTO THE VAN]
ROLLIE: LET ME TAKE OVER.
JENNIFER: OKAY. ALRIGHT, GO! {ROLLIE'S BACK AT THE STEERING WHEEL.} WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO?
ROLLIE (SEES A SIGN WARNING OF A LOW BRIDGE AHEAD): HANG ON TO SOMETHING. THIS, THERE, GO. {THE BIKER JUMPS OFF TO AVOID THE BRIDGE.}
[ SCREAMING ]
[ METAL CRUNCHING ]
JENNIFER: WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?
ROLLIE: THE LITTLE BIT THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT. {THEY LOST THEIR ANTENNA. THEY DRIVE ON.}
BOBBY: WHICH WAY? {BIKER POINTS.} YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW 'EM!
JAKE: EDDIE'S LEG IS BROKE, BOBBY. JAY'S WORSE. THEY CAN'T GET FAR. THE VAN'S TOO EASY TO SPOT.
GARY: HE'S RIGHT, BOBBY. THEY GOTTA HOLE UP SOMEPLACE. {THEY GO TO WHERE ANGIE AND MIRA ARE TIED UP IN A VAN.}
BOBBY: WHERE ARE THEY?
MIRA: HOW WOULD I KNOW?
BOBBY (POINTS HIS GUN): ONE MORE TIME.
ANGIE: SHE'S NOT LYING! YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA DIE TO SAVE THAT LITTLE BITCH? {BOBBY SEES THE LOGIC IN THIS AND WALKS AWAY.}
GARY: YOU OKAY?
ANGIE: OH, YEAH, WE'RE JUST DANDY, THANKS.
GARY: THEY'RE FORCIN' ME TO DO THIS... MY CAMERA BAG, THERE'S A BLADE IN THE STRAP. GET TO ONE OF THE BIKES BEHIND THE VAN. JUST REMEMBER I DID THIS! {GARY CLOSES THE VAN DOOR AND GOES TO JOIN THE OTHERS AT THE FRONT OF THE VAN.}
BIKER (ON THE PHONE): GET EVERYONE, CLOSE CIRCLE TIGHT!
MAN #4: YEAH, GOT IT. {HE'S TIED UP AT THE LOFT. DEANNA MUST'VE TOLD HIM TO ACT AS IF EVERYTHING'S OKAY. SHE HANGS UP THE PHONE.}
DEANNA: WE JUST WON'T SEND THEM.
MAN #4: YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO TO ME?
DEANNA: WE'RE WAY PAST THAT, CANDY. ALL OF THAT IS OVER. {SHE DUCT TAPES HIS MOUTH.}
{ROLLIE PULLS THE VAN OFF THE ROAD AND DRIVES THROUGH SOME WOODS TO A LARGE BARN.}
JENNIFER: SO, THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOT PITCHFORK?
ROLLIE: PITCHFORK III... THE FINAL TESTAMENT. YOU WOULD'VE BEEN GOOD IN IT. {HE OPENS THE BARN DOORS AND DRIVES THE VAN INSIDE.}
ANGIE (CUTTING HER TIES): YEAH, ALRIGHT. I'M DONE.
MIRA: COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. {THEY SNEAK OUT AND BEHIND THE VAN, ONTO A MOTORCYCLE.}
[ MOTORCYCLE ENGINE STARTING ]
[ SHOUTING ]
BOBBY: GO! GO! COME ON! {THEY GET THEIR BIKES AND FOLLOW.}
{DEANNA GOES TO WHERE EARL HAS BEEN TIED UP.}
EARL: WHAT?
DEANNA: GOT A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
ROLLIE: WE'VE LOST THE SAT DISH. THE SAT LINK'S GONE. MY ROOF LOOKS LIKE SWISS CHEESE. IT'S GONNA RUN 5 OR 6 GRAND AT LEAST.
JENNIFER: SORRY, I'LL ASK THE FEDS TO SEND YOU A CHEQUE.
ROLLIE: THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
JENNIFER: HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOUR CELL PHONE?
ROLLIE: WE ARE IN A DEAD ZONE.
JENNIFER: TERRIFIC...
ROLLIE: YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE, AS SOON AS YOUR BABYSITTER SHOWS UP.
[ MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING ]
ROLLIE: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! {HE AND JENNIFER GO OUTSIDE. MIRA AND ANGIE ARE THERE.} I WON'T ASK YOU WHERE YOU GOT IT.
ANGIE: SARACEN CYCLE, TEST DRIVE.
ROLLIE: NO ONE FOLLOWED YOU?
MIRA: THE ROUTE WE TOOK? HOW'S EVERYTHING HERE?
ROLLIE: DON'T GET ME STARTED.
MIRA: I SAID I'M SORRY!
ROLLIE: WHEN THIS IS OVER, WE'LL DISCUSS IT. [ MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING ] LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. {THEY ALL GO INTO THE BARN.}
[ BIKERS SHOUTING ]
ANGIE: THERE WAS NO ONE BEHIND US! HOW DID THEY FIND US?
MIA: A TRACKER?
ANGIE: GARY -- HE SET US UP! {BOBBY, JAKE AND THE OTHER BIKERS ARRIVE AT THE BARN.}
THUG: SHOULDN'T BE LONG BEFORE THE TROOPS ARRIVE.
BOBBY: A MOVIE GUY AND THREE WOMEN. I THINK WE CAN HANDLE IT.
{INSIDE THE BARN.}
JENNIFER: THEY'RE JUST SITTING THERE!
MIRA: THERE'S TWO BAGS OF FERTILIZER.
ROLLIE: SET UP IN THE LOFT.
ANGIE: I GOT THIS FOR THE HEAVY STUFF. {THEY WORK ON A DEFENSE.}
{OUTSIDE THE BARN.}
GARY: THAT'S A COP IN THERE, BOBBY. I MEAN, WHY NOT JUST TALK TO THEM. YOU SEE, THE THING IS, THIS HAS GONE FARTHER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD ALREADY. AND I'VE DONE EVERYTHING THAT I COULD DO BUT...
BOBBY: YOU WANT YOUR MONEY?
GARY: HEY, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
BOBBY: GO HOME, YOU'LL GET IT TOMORROW.
GARY: I KNEW I COULD TRUST YOU GUYS. THANKS, BOBBY.
{INSIDE THE BARN. JENNIFER AND MIRA WORK TOGETHER.}
JENNIFER: WELL, I HOPE DEANNA'S HAPPY NOW.
MIRA: WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
JENNIFER: WELL, THIS IS WHAT SHE WANTED, ISN'T IT?
MIRA: YOU STILL DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
JENNIFER: THAT SHE TOOK BOBBY FROM ME? I DON'T GET THAT.
MIRA: SHE HATES BOBBY. HE MAKES HER SKIN CRAWL. SHE DID WHAT SHE DID TO GET YOU AWAY FROM HIM. BECAUSE IT WAS THE ONLY WAY.
JENNIFER: NO, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT?
MIRA: WHEN SHE FOUND OUT I CAUGHT YOUR CASE, SHE CALLED ME, TO MAKE SURE THAT I COULD KEEP YOU SAFE. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY CONCEPT OF GRATITUDE. FRANKLY, I DOUBT IT. BUT WHAT DEANNA DID FOR YOU... {JENNIFER STARTS TO GET IT.} AND SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO TELL YOU.
{OUTSIDE.}
BOBBY (ABOUT GARY): TRUST THAT GUY?
THUG: NOPE. {AS GARY DRIVES AWAY, THUG PRESSES A BUTTON AND GARY'S VAN EXPLODES.}
{INSIDE THE BARN.}
ROLLIE: JENNIFER, GET OVER WITH ANGIE.
JENNIFER: WHAT ARE THOSE?
ANGIE: THEY FAKE BULLET HITS. KEEP MAKING THEM.
ROLLIE: MIRA, YOU OKAY?
MIRA: OH, YEAH, RIGHT, AN AIR GUN WITH PLASTIC BALLS FULL OF DUST. GREAT ARSENAL WE'VE GOT HERE.
[ MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING ]
ROLLIE: HERE THEY COME. {BIKERS TRY TO APPROACH AND ARE "SHOT" AT.}
BOBBY: WHERE DID THEY GET THE GUN?
THUG: NOTHIN' IN THAT TRUCK, JUST MOVIE STUFF! {THEY FIRE AT THE BARN. BIKERS TRY TO MOVE IN.}
ROLLIE: WHOA!
[ FIRING "GUN" ]
{JAKE RETREATS FROM THE BARN.}
BOBBY: IT'S MOVIE STUFF! THEY GOT NO WEAPONS!
JAKE: DEKE'S NOT GETTIN' UP. THIS AIN'T MOVIE STUFF!
BIKER: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
MIRA: THEY'RE LEAVING!
ROLLIE: THEY'LL BE BACK. {THE BIKERS PARK OUT OF SIGHT.}
BOBBY: WHERE'S THE RIDERS? WHAT'S CANDY DOING?
THUG: CAN'T REACH HIM.
JAKE: GUYS'LL BE HERE.
BOBBY: GO MAKE SURE THEY KNOW WHERE WE'RE AT. {JAKE DRIVES OUT TO THE ROAD.}
{INSIDE THE BARN.}
MIRA: WE SURPRISED 'EM THAT TIME. WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
ROLLIE: LET'S GET ANGELA AND JENNIFER OUT OF HERE ON THE BIKE.
JENNIFER: I'M NOT LEAVING. I'M THE ONE THEY'RE AFTER. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
MIRA: WE PASSED THAT POINT, JENNIFER.
ROLLIE: WE'RE IN IT TOGETHER. LET'S GET ON WITH IT!
{AT THE ROAD. A BIKE APPROACHES.}
JAKE: WHAT TOOK SO LONG? WHERE'S THE OTHERS? {IT'S EARL ON THE BIKE. DEANNA IS BEHIND HIM. SHE POINTS A GUN AT JAKE.}
THUG: THEY'RE MAKIN' A RUN FOR IT! {THE VAN STARTS OUT OF THE BARN, BUT STOPS.}
BOBBY: THEY STALLED IT. [ TRYING TO START ENGINE] LET'S GO! {THEY WALK OVER. JENNIFER MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH BOBBY AND GETS UP FROM THE DRIVER'S SEAT.} THEY'RE TRAPPED!
[ TRYING TO START ENGINE ] {THE BIKERS ENTER THE BARN AND THE GANG TRAPS 'EM ONE BY ONE.}
MIRA: HOLD STILL, GUYS. {SHE KNOCKS THE BIKERS OUT. ROLLIE KNOCKS THUG OFF OF THE VAN ROOF.}
BOBBY (POINTS HIS GUN): WHERE YOU GOIN', JENN? {MIRA APPEARS FROM THE OTHER SIDE AND AIMS HER GUN.} A STANDOFF?
MIRA: GIVE IT UP, BOBBY.
BOBBY: WHY? WE'RE HERE. COME ON, LET'S PLAY IT OUT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHERE MY FIRST ROUND'S GOING, RIGHT. [ MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING ] DO YOU HEAR THAT? THE SARACENS ARE A VERY BIG FAMILY. SO MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW... YOU KNOW, YOU OUGHT TO GIVE IT UP. GET YOUR FRIEND TYLER WHERE I CAN SEE HIM! NOW! DO IT!
ROLLIE (APPEARS NEXT TO MIRA): RIGHT HERE, BOBBY.
BOBBY (CALLS OVER HIS SHOULDER): OVER HERE, JAKE! {DEANNA APPEARS BEHIND HIM WITH A GUN AIMED AT HIM.}
DEANNA: IT'S NOT JAKE, BOBBY. {BOBBY TURNS TO LOOK AT DEANNA, EARL GRABS BOBBY.} IT'S ME. {EARL KICKS BOBBY'S BUTT.}
[ GUNSHOT ]
MIRA: THAT'S ENOUGH. HE'S DONE.
EARL: RIGHT. HE'S DONE, OKAY. {HE KICKS BOBBY ONE MORE TIME.}
BOBBY: UHH! {JENNIFER APPROACHES DEANNA. THEY HUG.}
JENNIFER: I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY...
ROLLIE: THE SISTER.
MIRA: YUP... AND THE MAN.
ANGIE: THINK THERE'S A LESSON IN HERE SOMEWHERE?
MIRA: I'D SAY SO. BUT DID JENNIFER GET IT?
ROLLIE: STAY TUNED.
[ MOTORCYCLE STARTING UP ]
ROLLIE: NOW, ABOUT MY TRUCK...
MIRA: WHAT ABOUT YOUR TRUCK?
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