The arrival of a significant twin leads to the breaking of an addiction and the relighting of a majesty...



Alia and the Boy:Mission to Glory
Book One
Crash Through Split Fragments


written and directed by Dan Sherrill
and Wooden Box Theater



He arrives to her castle, fifteen minutes late. Looking like Hell. His hair is matted over from the night before and dropping flakes from his scalp all over his black t-shirt.

He carries what looks like a blue pen corrected copy of a story he came up with to revive his writing relationship with the Empress Alia of the planet Iley. Ketchup from a hamburger he had at an impromptu lunch has stained part of three pages, for which he hopes she will not see. Or maybe it's blood, at this point his goal is to present it to her as a new start. A new beginning.

His jeans have been broken in, after three years of being worn at least once a week. He is unshaven and his eyebrows are shedding white flakes of dryness to match the ones from his scalp.

The vehicle he drove to the castle in is way over the limit for milage, and is littered with half eaten burgers and fries, and half a dozen kid's meal toys, mixed with useless weight loss drinks, meant to cover up a fast food addiction. This is the same young man who used to rely on her for a lifeline of grace and knowledge.

Today, though, in a last ditch effort to crawl out of a blackness that has plagued him for roughly three years, he drives on fumes due to a lack of money, to her castle to maybe sell her some CD's of his, and to present her with a story he thought of one night when he was wishing he wouldn't wake up ever again.

After he parks his car and walks to the door and knocks, she answers. She asks him to have a seat. As he does, she looks upon him, and offers him a glass of water. He accepts, and drinks half of it in a rush, as if it's the only clean thing that he has seen since he has been away from Iley.



Dan Sherrill-I have some CD's in the car if you want to buy them. Good stuff. Here's the new script. It's called 'Lightning Struck the Easel of Blueprints.'

He hands it to her, and she thumbs through it, still not believing that her former friend is sitting infront of her without a dime to his name, well, except for the 30 or 40 cents in the ashtray of his car, but gas stations that sell snack cakes will take pennys as long as the person buying the sugar snacks looks desperate enough to feed his addiction to them.

She takes a few glances, and looks interested, until she sees the ketchup stains.

Empress Alia (ahh-lie-ahh) of Iley-What's this?

Dan-I don't know. Might be ketchup. I ate burgers and some chicken strips, oh and an order of onion rings. I had a load of change in my car so I split it between fast food places, some of the ketchup must have gotten on a couple of the pages.

Alia-You didn't bother to go to the community college to edit this either. Where is the disk with the hard copy on it?

Dan-I think it's in my glovebox, in my car. That's where I keep my cologne and stuff.

Alia-Stuff?

Dan-More change, an extra five bucks just in case, you know, I want a cheese dog at the gas station before work. On tuesdays you can get two for the price of one, but what sucks is that the hot dogs are sometimes bigger than the bun, and when I take a bite that's too big, the top of my mouth where a moustache would be starts to peel and it kind of looks gross, so I try to take smaller bites. I also like the kettle cooked potato chips they have and you can get a bag of popcorn for two quarters or in my case, 4 dimes and the rest pennys. The worst is when I give in and get some of those spicey chips that ruin my stomach.

The next thing he feels is worse than what he has become. He feels the sharp and bitter sting of the Empress' hand across his face.

Alia-You're fired.

Dan-What?

Alia-From 'Alia and the Boy' from writing for me, everything! Leave!

He notices blood coming from his mouth. She hit him that hard.

Two guards make their way toward where he is sitting, how could they miss him, the odor he brought in is unbearable.

Before they finish escorting him out of the castle she takes a look at the CD's he was trying to sell her. As it turns out they were the very CD's that his Iley friends had given him for his birthday last year.

She walks closer, as they make their way to the outside of the castle with Dan.

Alia-You are hereby barred from using the name Aaron Deschanel, or any of your keys to get back in here. I am stripping you of your duty of Commander of the North Iley Starfleet and your duties as my author, understood?

Dan-I'm sorry.

Alia-No, your not. You say you are, then we help you, then we find out you are stuffing your face with popcorn and shit to keep you smiling, but you know the fuck what? It doesn't work. My people see you. Out at the movies, laughing, giggling, with a dirty flaking beard. You screw around with whatever money you get, you start 'Alia and the Boy' projects only to scrap them just before delivery to me. Do you think people don't come back to me and say, 'I just saw Dan Sherrill, but he was carrying a huge bag of popcorn and a tall pink lemonade.' Look at you?

She pulls out a mirror from the makeup case in her pocket. Holds it up to his face, and he looks at it. Deeply.

Alia-I don't want you in my sight, Dan Sherrill! Or whoever you've turned into.

Dan-Where will I sleep tonight?

Alia-On the ground if you want, but people who don't take showers on a regular basis are not welcome to dirty up my castle.

Dan-Can I at least borrow a newspaper to cover up with, just in case it's a long night.

She hands him yesterdays paper.

Dan-So that's it. No more 'Alia and the Boy'?

Alia-See that letter, I was going to fire you no matter if you were early or on time. I know 'Alia and the Boy' was a big part of your life for a while, but yes, it and you are no longer welcome here. You can dig up someone else to call when shit gets out of control, but to me you are just another person I will say 'Hi' and 'Goodbye' to.

Dan-What if I get cleaned up? Or what if I kill myself tonight? Will it matter to you?

Alia-At this point, Dan Sherrill, I'm not sure.

And with that four years of writing is over. The plays, the write ups in the newspapers, and his money supply is over. It all boils down to the newspaper he holds in his hand. Yesterdays paper. Yesterdays news. Like him. Maybe someone will buy some of the CD's he's still carrying around in a discount store shopping bag.

Countess Dashia makes her way home, but as she drives up to the castle in her new vehicle, she sees what she thinks is Dan out her window.

Once inside, she finds Alia near the main fireplace.

Alia-I'm burning them.

Countess Dashia-What?

Alia-The files. Everything he wrote for us. Dan. I fired him. You are to restrain him if he comes back.

Dashia-The reason?

Alia-It was wrong for us to choose him to write our story. That's all. Did you see him as you were driving up here?

Dashia-I did.

Alia-If you look close enough in the fire, you can point out every 'Alia and the Boy' story, script and flyer he ever did. In about 45 seconds it will be scattered ash.

Dashia-You think that he has hit 'rock bottom'.

Alia-No.

Dashia-We could help him?

Alia-We have.

Chancellor Eve and Julia H. walk closer to the fireplace.

Julia H.-I tried the hardest to tell him to snap out of that shit.

Chancellor Eve-I did, too.

Julia-You can't fool someone like me. I could see right through him. I wish I could've helped him, but when something like this comes over you it takes a long time to snap out of the disease you have contracted.

Alia begins to cry.

Dashia-I know deep down you hate seeing the Wooden Box Theater projects burning infront of our faces, and that's fine. Nothing is permenant.

Alia-He just looked so pittiful, sitting there talking to me about cheese dogs and eating lunch at gas stations. How the fuck did this happen to someone as smart and creative as Dan? His friends call me all the fucking time asking me the same shit, where's 'Dan Sherrill' and 'why did we see Dan at the grocery store talking like a fucking stand up comic in a cartoonish voice about buying junk food at the theatre concession stand? What makes someone withdraw into darkness that much? What makes people sit there at age 50 or so and spend the day at a park bench, when they have all the family and love in the world right there infront of them if they would just notice that it's there? I see this driving home from the lab, these people who have just sat down on that bench and basically just 'given up.' I bet you right now that if I tour Dan's apartment I'm going to find a filthy room, with things stashed under his bed, half of his belongings missing due to selling them at the CD store or the video game strores around and he's going to have all of his four outfit work wordrobe in the laundry basket in the closet, and it's going to smell so bad I will have to wear gloves just to get it all in the washing machine, and there's going to be sales tickets for movies and popcorn and candy and hot dogs and hamburgers and slushes and doughnuts and every other fast food entre known to fucking man. Everything except what makes him who he is. I just think so much has happened that the light at the end of the tunnell is appearing dimmer and dimmer these days. And did you know he went through a marraige and a divorce also?

Eve-He is still working, right?

Alia-Barely. It's just a matter of time before the charade he keeps up at work falls apart, too. You see one of these days it's going to hit him, because a really cute girl will start working there, again, and he will go into the men's room and look in the mirror and realize that what he's turned into is not too appealing to a single woman. Look what happened the last time? And now look at her? She's still beautiful as ever and it pains him I know to see her return, but is he in any better shape than he was when she left?

Eve-Is it impossible to fix him up so that he could try to win her back?

Alia-I'm not sure. She's in a pretty long term relationship with someone else.

Dashia-It's getting late, where do you think he went, his car is still parked outside. When I saw him, he was walking with a newspaper.

Alia-He asked for it to cover himself up with when he got tired. I felt like a heel giving it to him, but then I realized that it might be the best thing for him at this point.

Julia-Are you worried about him?

Alia-I'd be a liar if I said I wished harm on him, but maybe if it would snap him out of this depression, he might realize exactly who he is and how important he is to a lot of people. Maybe burning these scripts is a good way to wipe the slate clean and to start over.

Eve-I hope so.

There is a place that sells fried chicken a mile south of the castle, he walks in and about collapses into one of the booths. The temprature is hot enough as it is but he feels like he has walked an eternity already.

Dan-Can I get a two piece chicken dinner with mashed potatos and brown gravy, and a side of cole slaw?

Gaquara Blythe-That will be $3.50.

He goes through his jeans pocket for his last four dollars and presents it to her.

Dan-Here you go.

He sits by himself and starts to eat the fried chicken he has ordered. Since he hasn't shaved in about 8 days the crumbs form the chicken stick to his face, but for some reason he doesn't wipe his face, he just keeps eating, in the back of the restaraunt, so no one can see him. One of the times he goes to spoon up a chunk of mashed potatos and gravy, a large drop of the gravy lands on his green button up shirt. Shit, he thinks, can't wear that one to work in the morning, should try one of the other three that I can wear. Oh, wait, they're filthy dirty, well, I could borrow money to feed into the laundry machine at home to wash the clothes over for the 100th time. Shit, I shouldn't have ordered so much food, well, I was hungry.

A few minutes later he walks, still carrying the newspapers and CD's, to the music store, and pratcially begs the girl for money for his CD's. He gets his three dollars and is off for more of the same. Stops by the gas station, his favorite, and picks up some chips, the lethal kind, with lots of barbeque flavor, and some ranch ones, and some brownies, the ones you can get for a quarter. He gets four of those. Walks to the nearest park and sits there. On the bench. And he eats.

Thousands of calories are eaten in a matter of minutes for the quick high. Oh, wait, the laundry still isn't being washed. Shit. Then I will have to call into work tomorrow since I won't have anything to wear, and my face looks messy since I ran out of money to shave and I haven't showered in so many days that if you used a comb to comb through my hair, it would most definitly leak dry itchy flakes onto either the comb, the air, or onto my clothes. Whichever happens first.

I know what happens first, he thinks, I see an ambulance pulling up to the park. I am tied to a bed and put to sleep, in order for the doctors to weed some of the stuff out of my system and some vitamins and minerals into my fractured skeleton.

Her phone rings.

Dr. Hastings-Alia, are you there?

Alia-Yes?

Dr. Hastings-Dan Sherrill was just checked into our hospital. Your Iley Memorial couldn't take him, they don't have the same medicine we do for curing temporary black outs like we do. Can you come down here?

Alia-I suppose.

Dr. Hastings-He doesn't look like himself. I barely recognized him when they unloaded him from the ambulance. A woman called the hospital when she noticed a young man in his mid twenties completely blacked out on a park bench. There were bags of potato chips, I think, next to him. I went into the room and observed the proceedure of them getting him into his bed. Unfortunatly, cases like this require 24 hour observation.

Alia-Is Jocelyn Colby still there at the hospital, that's really who he should be seeing. She's been his doctor for a while now.

Dr. Hastings-She does work here, but since he has been put on a 'Danger Watch' due to the sugar content in his system and the stuff that an overdose like that could conjure up, we fear that people might just snap. It's probably worse than being on something like suicide watch. I will be carefully checking up on him about every few minutes just to make sure he isn't going off the deep end.

Alia-I fired him today. Burned the files of his beloved story, and I told him he was not welcome in my home again.

Dr. Hastings-Are you surprised that someone would find him in this sort of shape?

Alia-Honestly, no. You can only turn around and help someone so much and when they keep backsliding you run out of things to do. I could say, what the hell will it take for you to snap out of whatever it is that you've gotten yourself into until I'm blue in the face, but he has to realize that he is 25 years old and stop this nonsense about getting 'older' and slacking off at work and not visiting his friends for years, and hanging out with the wrong crowd and all of this stuff and realize that there is a passionate, romantic, and creative person inside that hollow skeleton of his. That's what I want. We can start a new 'Alia and the Boy' project in a second but I don't want one that's been tainted by someone bad's influence. I don't want one that's been written inbetween trips to picks up cheeseburgers, or trips to some 24 hour greasy spoon. I bet if you look inside his body, you'll find more sugar and more junk food to kill fourteen people. Why, doctor? Why? What is so depressing about life? You know what I think? Turn on the damned radio, read the newspaper, watch news television. People get so wrapped up in politics and the battles between democrats and republicans, not to mention the doomsday shit out there trying to convince everyone that the world is going to end every decade, mix that with the fact that only a handful of churches out there are actually there to help people, and mix that with the chemicals found in sugary candy, name brand cola, the movie concession stands, and gas station food, and buying that newspaper and listenting to that talk radio every fucking day, it would drive anyone to drink a bottle of booze if they kept it up long enough.

Dr. Hastings-What's wrong with Dan Sherrill? Why do I have him in my hospital? When he should be watching wrestling and working out and writing for you on Iley?

Alia-I don't know. Once you do something once and you see that you can get away with it, it sounds attractive as hell, right? Why after the first time you shoplift something, you go back for more once you found out that you can do it and get away with it. As far as when did the train slip off the track for Dan. Maybe it was derailed a long time ago and no one realized it. I don't know. But what I do know is that he's curable. I just hope that my plan is permenant, and fool proof. To cure him, to really once and for all excersize this out of my friend he needs to be reminded of who the hell he is. People need to be able to recognize him. I don't want there to be an end to 'Alia and the Boy,' as I'm sure he doesn't either. It's sad if I think of not seeing 'Wooen Box Theater' on a flyer again or a shirt or whatever.

Dr. Hastings-Let me examine him physically first then, then I will call Nurse Colby and see what she wants to do from there. We do have something called group therapy here, but I think he'd be better suited to speak one on one with someone he knows and already trusts.

Alia-Thank you, my dear.

Just outside his room as nightfalls, he realizes that the door is locked so he can't get out. The phone doesn't work and neither does the television. No newspaper. No junk food. No radio. The shower works though and a CD player with about 50 CD's sitting in a case marked 'Dan Sherrill.' Roughly 20 songs on each. He opens the endtable drawer to find a personal CD player and headphones. But if they had me on suicide watch, he thinks, I could use the cord from the headphones to choke myself to fucking death, what the hell is the point?

Just then his brain forces him to put on the first disc. It paints pictures infront of him as he closes his eyes and remembers. The point of their delivery to his room. Someone must have brought them for him to listen to in the short time he was out cold from the sedation.

A presence is felt midway through disc #3.

Jesus of Nazareth-Sound good?

Dan-I remember things now. Better. The feelings are isolated. Captured here in this music. I can pinpoint exactly what I was doing and who I was giving 'the eye' to at the time I heard this song.

Jesus-I did this for you. I compiled each one strategically so that you could regain your thoughts and the rest of your central nervous system while youare here. Alia told me everything. She has destroyed everything 'Alia and the Boy' related and you are going to start over from scratch with the story, Wooden Box Theater, your friendships and your body. You are fine. Nurse Colby came in and checked your brainwaves and your constant distressful thoughts and she concluded that you are fine. You're free to be released into my care when you have completed the 50 hours of thought redesignation that is to be unlocked in these CD's. I need you to spend 2 hours every day for the next 2 weeks under the spell of your own thought process.

She walks in.

Nurse Colby-He has found the CD's I assume. Dan, listen to me, we are all conscerned for your safety. If we lose you, you lose us, and one of the things you live for is your writing, we just happen to be your characters, the ones you use to populate your neat stories. Alia was mad, and for good reason, you scared her. She does not recognize you when you show up at her doorstep tattered and torn, you know. What's wrong, my dear.

Dan-I don't know. Something just came over me. It persisted and I let it. I started reading the paper I guess, I listened to a lot of talk radio, I listened to a lot of medical warnings that were false and fucked up, I heard on all these stations what the number 1 and 2 and 3 and four leading causes of death are among men then I would read news magazines and more death in their pages, and I guess I got partially scared and partially freaked out. I let myself go. I said to myself all these men die of cancer or heart attacks or prostate cancer or any of it that I was next. I would turn on talk radio for hours and just lay in bed filthy dirty then go to work that way and try to gain attention and screw my work relationships into the ground by pulling the class clown stunt that might win you laughs but not real friends, its the oldest trick in the book, and you know what I could probably go on doing that but I would be cheating my real friends out of me and that I'm nice and easy to get along with.

Jesus-What do you think when you look in the mirror. Do you feel better than you did yesterday in the castle?

Dan-The first nurse said that I was being tubefed minerals and vitamins to wake my hollow body back up from a sugar crash. They said an addiction to sugar is worse than cigarettes.

Lina Harrera-Nurse, a woman was just brought in, we need you...she's shaking bad!

A woman is brought into the wing of the hospital completely wired on sugar. Only her chart says she's one of the ones who vomits her snack up through her mouth when she's done eating. The cause of her episode is just a simple date she was on. She ate her dinner, but afterward went to her car and grabbed 5 snack cakes, and a large bag of some kind of spicy chips and sat there in the car and ate, while her date sat there and waited. Suddenly her blood began to sour and she went into shock when she put her fingers in her mouth like so many times before, trying to vomit back up the freshly digested food out of her mouth and into the toilet in the women's room. She would've been fine, except for the fact that she got caught. He found her, and she freaked out. Like someone had just shown her her own reflection and it broke the mirror she was looking into.

Jesus-Dan, come let's follow the doctor into the room with this woman, you need to see this.

They walk together as the woman is being poked with several needles, as the nurses must send the blood samples off to be examined for blood sugar levels, or shock the body from any number of combinations of the things she was feeding her frail body.

Once they have her calmed down, after having to use the straps that are on some of the beds, she is placed in what the doctors on the floor refer to as the healing room. She struggles to break free from the medics as they transport her there. She will spend one night there and in the morning will be checked up on. The walls will be padded as if to forcefully exterminate the center of the virus she has contracted in her brain.

Nurse Colby-Did you ever make yourself vomit, Dan?

Dan-No. Hey what was that?

The woman has broken free and holds a stolen silver butter knife in her hand as if to point it at as a weapon.

Karly Jordan-Don't come any closer.

Jesus-Karly,Just put the knife down.

Karly-Tell them, Jesus, I'm not a bad person, don't make me go in there!

She starts to choke sob.

Karly(shouting)-Don't do this to me!

She collapses on the floor of the medical wing, in tears.

Jesus picks up the knife and places it back on the cafeteria tray, and sits on the floor with the woman and put his arm around her, as she cries on his shoulder.

Jesus-Just talk to me sometimes. You'll be fine. Both you and my friend over there could use a little rest and a little withdrawl from the things that haunt both of you. Dan this is Karly.

Dan-Hi Karly.

Jesus places a tiny kiss on the woman's cheek.

Karly-Hi Dan. You're friend here is really great.

Surprising everyone in the hallway, Karly collapses again. She won't move either, and doesn't respond to a pulse. Jesus starts to cry. Then looks over at Dan as if to say, 'you could be next.'

Dan-I could be. I know what you were thinking. I hope Karly joins you in Heaven.

The doctors immediatly collect the lifeless body and notify ministers and family of her sudden leaving of this life.

Jesus-I just hope you have seen something here tonight.

Dan-I'm ready to change.

Jesus-Can you handle listening to some great music and calling on old friends who wont stab you in the back at every turn?

Dan-I don't want revist the park bench that they found me on. When I put on the headphones you gave me and I closed my eyes, I could really see myself happy. Little bits of happiness. It was all so perfect and the cost, free. It's free to go for walks alone and look up at the stars and talk to you, or to ask the cutest girl at the bookstore out for coffee. I'd rather do that than try to walk around another corner to try to hide from her since I'd just been eating fried chicken for $6.00 a serving and I used to leave with a stomach ache and having to go to the bathrooom as soon as I got back from lunch with such stomach and abdomainal pains that I thought sometimes I would have to topple over in pain just from one of my eating bindges alone. But I got onto a dangerous routine and I stuck with it. Eating for me became an addiction. The sugar was the high. Worse than cocaine I think and I've never even tried it. Worse than drinking, I'm sure. When all of my days turned into the same day repeating over and over and fucking over again. My old good life started slipping away by leaps and bounds. Can food control your life? Can current events, and news and newspapers and shit on talk radio take over your life? I think so. Do I really have to listen when they say 4 out of ten men will die of this or that or prostate cancer or some kind of heart attack? Does a constant barrage of that shit make you want to live another day, knowing that 'science' or 'recent studies' know how the hell I'm going to die! I'd like to be the one in control of that. I never used to be like this. I never watched the news, I guess. After you do, I swear it scares the shit out of you. To the point where I'm sure people wake up, live, die, screw, breathe and function on a diet of republicans vs. democrats and shit about laws and taxes and being a tax payer and what you should eat and what will murder you and family histories of diseases and whatever the fuck else people try to do to make you feel like just going and sitting on a damned park bench wanting to die and wanting and wanting to stare down and your stomach which is twice its normal size and sit there with a beard and try to flicker off ants from stealing your gas station purchased lunch! Is that whats wrong with me, my Lord? Did it attempt to eat my guts alive and then feed them back to me for supper because I keep repeating the same day over and over again. How do I get out of this vicious and neverending cycle of terror I call my life. How do I do that? How do I walk tall with the name Aaron Deschanel again in Alia's company and as one of the commanders of the North Iley Starfleet again, like I love?

Jesus-Faith. Take a shower. Let the water replenish you. Wash away the dust from your old self and take over from where you left off. Maybe it's a good thing that this all happened today. You probably have some friends at Alia's castle waiting to say hello and 'how's it going.' You seem to forget, my friend, that you do not have it in you to turn heel. Too many people care too deeply for you to just let you die someplace like a park bench. Can you sit down at a computer and type and edit and print a publish a new start to 'Alia and the Boy' that's what Alia wants more than anything else. We can call whoever you want back, Iley or not and it can be like old times, just know that you will be monitored for a time after this begins, and you must listen to your CD's. Don't buy the newspaper, don't watch the news, no more talk radio, no more sweets or burgers or pop, which is not impossible. The combination is disasterous though. Talk to me though. No matter what the time of the day is. I'll take you back to Iley so you can talk to Alia, one on one. Don't worry about there only being a few characters in this first new 'Alia and the Boy' affair, if it gets the point across then it's fine to have it only involve a few people, just don't be surprised if a few unexpected people show up during this affair.

Dan-Thank you for dying on the cross for me and taking the time to come here to settle me down. Sometimes, you are all people have to turn to.

Jesus-Just wish that some people's intentions were more to the point and honest. Yeah, and your sister says 'Hello.'

She arrives at the hospital with flowers. Joining her is Magenta Carlisle and La'Clara Warring. Things are going to change, she keeps saying to herself as they walk toward Dan's room, where both he and Jesus are.

Alia-Can we come in?

Dan-Sure.

The sight of him in his hospital outfit makes her break dowm completely.

Alia(Crying)-Don't do this to me again.

Dan-I'm sorry.

Alia-I know you're sorry, my dear, but you cannot just throw away such a headstrong and creative life like yours. You could be anything you want. Anything you want. The television has been taken out of the castle and all newspapers have had their subbscriptions suspended, and I threw out all radios in my possession with an AM talk radio dial on them.

Dan-Why would you do that if you don't want me around you?

Alia-I did say that, but I realized that the person I didn't want around me was the one who had to be carted to this damned hospital because he tried to bindge eat and started roaring to people about politics every day. I don't want that. If you come back and write for me, and release 'Alia and the Boy' without interference and distraction I will allow it to be published again, but I want it to rage about in such a way that people look up to you and respect you for writing these stories. I don't want ninety unreleased novels just waiting to come out and you run around and tell people 'Oh, yeah, I'm writing a book,' and they wait and wait and wait. There's no reason you can't do karaoke again, and shed the 'OD on butter on your popcorn' image you seem to have perfected the last couple of years.

Magenta Carlisle-You're cute, Dan.

Dan-Thanks.

Magenta-Someone came up to me and told me that you liked me. Why didn't you?

Dan-I'm not ready, yet. Everyone probably knows about my little marraige that wasn't really a marraige, and yeah, well, I'm going to leave this hospital as soon as I get checked out and I'm going to do some cardio-vascular workouts and drink water and go running and go to the library and write more of the story that will mark my return as an author, then yeah, I could walk up to a pretty girl and say 'I'm in a great point in my life' and be ready to hold her hand and walk by the water of a beach with her, then when the sun sets we could slow dance right by the water, with our shoes off and just stand there in each others arms and enjoy it. That would be perfect, Magenta. You are beautiful. I hate to have you see me here and the aftermath of what I did to myself, I hate to have any of you see this. Why? Because it's ugly. And I can't believe that I just sat there and ate and ate and layed around my room and wasted eight years of my life since high school on one terrible thing after another. I wish I could go back and redo a lot of things, but have I learned something, yes, of course I have, but it's like where do you draw the line between learning something and destrying yourself to the point where you can't even be with the one you want to because at the time that you developed feelings for her, I mean real feelings, you let her slip away from you and now, when I see her it's different than when I first set eyes on her.

Alia-The one who's kind of in a permenant situation at the moment. I heard. Well, remember Kaesa. I understand for you to not want to get too close to anyone, but yes, that was a mistake on your part for now blasting through the rumor mill and marching right up to her and telling her how you felt. I think, and this is just me, but if you had aligned yourself with a few people I can think of and really played your cards right, you and that woman would be together. I know instead you let her fall into someone else's arms and you went on to a journey of your own with someone who pretty much screwed you over, but hey, things change, people change, maybe she'll need you when you least expect it. One thing you shouldn't do is rule it out. Slip out of character once or twice. If you know what I mean. She must like you, or she wouldn't talk to you, remember that. Not many people know that she does, but somehow I can see the way you two look at each other. I didn't want to say anything when I heard that in your time away form Iley you got married, but the woman you probably should've worked your way into a relationship with was right infront of you for months. But, yeah, I understand, you got the living daylights beat out of your self worth and your self esteem selling books until your brain could be seen making blood puddles on the floor, but has anyone where you work now done anything remotely like that? I don't think so, at least from what I hear.

Magenta-Everyone likes him, don't worry.

La'Clara Warring-Who cares what people think. It sounds like you spend a lot of time caring what this person or that person thinks of you. Why? It's a waste of stress. I'm sure you could walk around worrying that if you walk up to that woman then this person or that person is going to say 'Holy shit' I just saw Daniel talking to her. That sucks.

Magenta-Not only that, you end up waiting for forever to finally work up enough courage to talk to her that she's already having kids and buying houses with someone else. Sound familiar?

In the time that the three of them were talking to Dan, Jesus walks to the nurses station and gotten the papers to check Dan out of the hospital and made a mysterious call. Wait, it looks like he's dialing another number.

Jesus-It would mean a lot to the situation if we left and you came and got him.

He walks back to the room.

Jesus-I have arranged for a ride to the castle for you, my friend. Alia, you and your friends will have to give me a lift back to the castle, if you know what I mean.

He gives Alia an assuring look when she asks him on the way out who he has asked to come and get Dan.

After they leave, he quietly changes into the outfit he was wearing when they brought him to the hospital.

Coreen Knight'la-I'm here to pick up Dan Sherrill. My name is Coreen.

Nurse Colby-He's right in there. Room 207B. His friends just left for Alia's castle on Iley.

She knocks softly on the door.

Coreen-Can I come in?

Dan-You? Why are you here?

Coreen-To give you a ride home.

Tears fall from his eyes.

Dan(Crying)-Did Jesus ask you to do this for me?

Coreen-Yeah.

Dan(Crying)

Coreen-It's okay.

She holds him dearly in her arms for the next five minutes while he cries.

He looks into her eyes for the first time since she walked through the door.

Dan-It's not alright. I let the most beautiful woman in the world slip away without even trying to make something out of these feelings I have for you.

He stops himself.

Dan-Nevermind. I promised everyone that I would not let anything like this happen again.

Coreen-Don't hesitate.

Dan-What do you mean?

Coreen-Why did you hesitate when you let slip that you've had feelings for me for quiet a while now? I mean I sort of knew, but the thing of it is that sometimes when we are crying we let things slip that we wouldn't tell anyone. Did I just hear you confess your true feelings for me?

Dan-Yeah.

Coreen-Why was that so hard a year ago?

Dan-Because a year ago. I wasn't ready.

Coreen-How do you know when you are? Do you think you're ready now?

Dan-How can you ask me that? And even Magenta is dating someone, so what's left.

Coreen-More fish in the sea. I didn't know about any of this bindge eating and not showering and gloominess of yours. It sounds unnatural for you to be talking to me about it. I've never seen that side of you. Maybe it was the best thing for me to see you like this. I want to see you through your transformation from transient to sweetheart again. I heard from someone (smile) that twice now you have cleaned yourself up and gone to C'ila to dance. I couldn't believe what I heard.

Dan-I grew up there. It feels like home.

Coreen-Why can't you go every week. Use that as your 'upper' and work out, and do your laundry before you leave so you come back to a clean apartment. Rather than off white socks and smelly work outfits. I might not be single, but I am your friend. Magenta might not be single, either, and I know for a fact that Le'Clara is not single, so that's three people for you to be dear friends to.

Once again she holds him in her arms, shedding several tears of her own onto his shoulder.

Dan-Why are you crying?

Coreen-I never knew how you felt about me until this moment. I could've healed you with my love. I could've done more to help you. You are so sweet to me all the time and I feel bad that I didn't step in and solve your dilema myself a long time ago, but I didn't know. Then when I heard that you got cleaned up a couple of times and you were a hit on the dancefloor and then got married and divorced so soon my heart went out to you and I wished that I could've talked to you, but how would that look? Like I wanted to help you, I should trash the rumor mill myself, your fear of people linking us together prematurely unfortunatly lead to us not being together at all. Are you going to let the next one slip away while you persist in worrying about what people will say?

Dan-What would you have said to me if I had come up to you one night and told you all by myself, with no help and holding nothing back that I was interested in getting to know you and going for coffee with you, and I was 'clean' and smelled nice, and had a date planned out including a flower when I met up with you, and my hand to hold the entire time, maybe forever.

Coreen-We can't go back in time, my dear.

The car ride back to the castle is silent. It seems as if they both have discovered something about each other in the conversation, and in their tears. Her shoulder is still damp from where his head was resting while he cried.

Once they reach the driveway of the castle, she looks at him and stops the car.

Coreen-What are you thinking about?

Dan-The same thing you are.

Coreen-That I'm happy.

Dan-That's what I want for you.

In a surprise move, she turns the car back on and backs slowly out of the driveway.

Dan-Where are we going?

Coreen-I don't know.

Dan-What's wrong?

Coreen-You have feelings for me. I can't return them. It's simple. I just have to accept that.

Dan-Me too.

Coreen-You are incredibly sweet to me, but I'd be throwing everything away to be with you.

Dan-Don't then.

Coreen-Will you be alright if we just stay friends.

Dan-Sure. But remember that I'm always here for you.

Coreen-That's nice to know.

She pulls out her cell phone, and makes the call.

Alia-When will you be home then?

Coreen-Soon.

Alia-Don't forget it's his birthday and frenids are coming over later.

Coreen-Just let us spend some time together.

Alia-That's fine.

Coreen-Can we put this in the book?

Alia-If it's okay with Dan, then it's okay with me.

She hangs up.

Dan-So, where are we going?

Coreen-I still haven't decided yet.

The next sound heard is a mid 1970's station wagon smashing into her car. Both Coreen and Dan have blood exiting their bodies from the broken glass of the windshield. He apprears lifeless. The driver of the car, still carrying his bottle of booze gets out of the car to check on the victims.

Dax-You guys dead?

Coreen-I'm okay. My friend, wait. Dan!

His heart is beating slower.

Dax-Holy shit. He's dying.

Coreen-Where are you going? Aren't you going to help us?

Dax-I got better things to do, at least you can't call my insurance. Plus I stole that car.

Coreen-He's going to die, you son of a bitch!

Dax-Fuck you.

He runs, fast, completely out of sight. Which leaves Coreen, who barely survived the accident to check on Dan herself.

Alia answers her phone once more it's an hour later. They should've been back by now.

Coreen-Dan is dying infront of me. Someone hit us with their car and ran off. I'm pinned inside the car with him. His heart is beating slowly. He will probably die.

Alia-I'll send someone. Where are you?

Coreen-We just took a drive, I don't know I was going to take him to C'ila for coffee or something for his birthday, so we could talk. As soon as I hung up with you we got hit.

Alia-You're inbetween North Iley and C'ila. Damn. That's the worst place to be stranded.

Coreen-Why?

Alia-Trust me, it's better that you stay in the car and don't try to leave.

She signals to those listening to the conversation to head out with bullett proof vests on, to rescue their friends.

Alia-Keep giving him mouth to mouth and pressing on his heart to keep it beating.

Coreen-Will you call my boyfriend?

Alia-I will. If he calls though, I might send him.

Coreen-Wait, don't. This is time I want to spend with Dan by himself. My boyfriend doesn't need to know where I am, or that I almost got killed.

Alia-How bad are you hurt?

Coreen-My hair is almost red from blood and there's a cut on my forehead, like one of the wrestlers do when they cut themselves. When we got hit my windshield broke into about a thousand pieces.

She hangs up after saying goodbye to preserve the battery of her cell phone, but with night approaching, she wonders what Alia meant about the border of C'ila and North Iley. What moves with the shadows at night.

Coreen-Please stay with me, Dan. I would be crushed dead if anything happened to you, my dear. These feelings you have for me will go to waste if you die. The friends waiting for us at your birthday party will be saddened to learn it will be a funeral they will be attending instead of your 26th birthday. If I live and you die I will never forgive myself. I will go back to my normal life, and you will go to Heaven with God.

She turns to the growing number of people walking into the castle.

Alia-Listen, Coreen and Dan were hit by another driver. I've sent out a team to rescue them. They are unfortunatly between the border of North Iley and C'ila. Don't ask why they crashed there, but the important thing is that he is close to dying in her arms if my men don't arrive on time.

An unknown woman walks to the front of the group.

JoaBeth-I'm going. Now. He will not die.

She storms out of the castle and onto a shiny motorcycle and speeds off into the night to save Dan Sherrill.

On her way to the border, a thousand things have began flooding her thoughts. Like why she showed up at his birthday party in the first place.

Upon further talks with some in the crowd, it is revealed that she is full blooded C'ila. And shares a past with Dan. One that apparently sent her out to rescue him without even being asked to.

Coreen leans over and kisses Dan on his lips, with her eyes closed. He responds for the first time since the accident. She cries letting her tears fall on him.

Dan-Where am I?

Coreen-In my arms, where you will stay.

Dan-You look beautiful.

Coreen-Thank you. Even near death you think I am beautiful. Just think of what Heaven will look like when you get there later today.

Only a few miles separate JoaBeth from the accident. She is still in deep thought about her relationship or lack thereof with Dan. Why the hell would people make shit up to get us to be apart. Why aren't we together now, she thinks. What was wrong with me then? Couldn't she see that he cherished her enough to want to spend his life with her. Or was it because he was worried for her. Gossip sucks. When it haunts you over a few mistakes. So everyone told Dan that she was bad, stay away from her, she's drinking and doing drugs. But, she thinks to herself, he didn't believe it and fought for me. She found out about this from a few people that weren't in on her excommunication.

When she found out, she threw things. She just thought he was worried about her and being protective of her for no reason. What she must have felt to know that the man who wanted to marry her several years ago, was acting on false information.

The motorcycle skids up close to the two cars who are still positioned in the same place they were after the accident.

Dan-Someone's here.

Coreen-Help us!

JoaBeth-I will.

She is able to pry open the door of the car and releases Dan from the seatbelt, and the glass that has covered him from the windshield. Coreen is then able to free herself as well.

Dax left the keys in the station wagon when he drove off and the three of them are seen inside his car with it in reverse, trying to separate it from Coreen's car.

So far everything was going smoothly but, he didn't get a look at who was underneath the motorcycle helmet. He is in the backseat of the station wagon, as JoaBeth drives with Coreen in the passanger seat. Very little is said.

JoaBeth-Happy Birthday, Dan.

Dan-Thank you, but I wish I knew who you were.

JoaBeth-I still wear the earings sometimes, my dear.

She removes her helmet.

When they find themselves at a red light, she leans back and french kisses him. He suddenly feels better, and his heart begins beating at a normal rate. Strength comes back to his hands.

Dan-How did you do that?

JoaBeth-You gave me your love first all those years ago, now I'm giving it back to you, with my kiss and with my lips and with my tongue playing with yours. All you needed was a kiss from a pretty girl. And I volunteered. Your memory of me. That I remember your attempt to battle the things people said about me.

Coreen-Did he ever ask you to marry him.

JoaBeth-There wasn't time. Something happened to me and I had to leave C'ila.

Coreen-Didn't anyone come clean and say that they were telling him stuff about you as soon as they found out he liked you?

JoaBeth-No. I would've married him instantly if I had known, just to piss everyone off.

Coreen-He did get married.

Feeling much better, he lays down in the backseat to rest until they reach North Iley.

JoaBeth-I heard, are they still together?

Coreen-No.

JoaBeth-Divorced?

Coreen-Yes.

JoaBeth-Her loss.

Coreen-Exactly.

JoaBeth-Someone started telling him that I was high all the time and didn't even know my own name and was drinking myself into puking. That sucks. I knew Dan wouldn't believe it and he didn't. I respect him enough to rescue you two from this accident.

The team arrives at the scene to find JoaBeth's note to drive the motorcycle back to the castle and that they are alright. However night has fallen and they all notice the moon. Blood red. No one has attacked them, yet. But a strange feeling comes over them.

Jordan Keldora-The moon isn't supposed to be that color.

Marco-No it's not.

Jordan-Sure it isn't just a harvest moon?

Marco-In July?

Jordan-What if this is the day?

Marco-Jesus would've said something back at the castle. He was still there when we left to get Dan and Coreen. Right? He would've made an announcement that the world was about to end. Right?

He answers the castle phone.

Jesus-Yes?

Marco-Is there something you're not telling us?

Jesus-What do you mean?

Marco-Look outside.

He walks to a window. Then drops the phone down in horror.

Marco-Jesus?

He runs to where Alia is standing inpatiently waiting for JoaBeth to return with her friends. He doesn't realize that his hands are bleeding from the cross wounds 2,000 years ago.

Alia-Oh dear, you're bleeding. Somebody get some paper towels.

Jesus-I don't know what's happening to me.

She reaches into his jeans to retrieve his comlink and sends a signal to Leannah, Heaven. A signal of distress. Little does she know that communication has been cut off.

The motorcycle pulls up to the castle along with the rest of the team sent to rescue Dan and Coreen.

Marco-JoaBeth should be here with the others in a few minutes we just passed them on the way here. Did you see the moon, it's blood red. That means only one thing.

Patricia Pottery-The end of the world? Jesus didn't authorize it, though. His cross wounds are opening back up. No one can figure it out. He's laying down in pain right now.

The station wagon pulls up close to the castle as well as the three of them race inside now noticing the moon themselves.

JoaBeth-What is going on?

Patricia-You don't want to know and we can't get through to anyone in Heaven to explain this.

Alia stands by the main window and notices a completely black sky, aside from the moon, which appears a terrifying red.

Alia-Jesus?

Jesus-Yes?

Alia-Where are the seven seals?

Jesus-In a few places. They are suppsed to be opened only if the world is going to end.

Alia-The moon doesn't get any redder my dear.

Jesus-Any luck contacting my dad?

Alia-We can't get through.

Jesus-I can't get back without him to authorize it.

Alia-We'll take care of you. Can you think of anyone that would try to hurt him? Did he cross paths with someone and now they are out for fatal revenge. Coreen, come here?

Coreen-Yes?

Alia-You said the driver was drunk off whatever was in the booze bottle he was carrying. Drunk or not, if you see the moon is red you automatically think it's the end of the world, right?

Coreen-I would think that alcohol wouldn't take that much control over you to start you hallucinating.

Alia-Did you see it?

Coreen-I guess I was more worried about Dan bleeding in my arms to be studying the color of the moon.

Alia-Thank you for that. I think the driver saw it and freaked out.

Coreen-It did seem to get dark awfully fast. We were hit head on. If you are right he saw it and swerved into our lane and hit us. Hard.

As he limps into the bathroom to wash himself free of the blood he shed form the accident he notices the water from the sink turns red as it flows from the faucet. Seeing this he races to check on Jesus.

Dan-Alia, the sink, it's water is red.

Alia-Jesus, listen to me what would ever happen if someone got their hands on the seven seals and just started breaking them in order, like they are spelled out in the Bible?

Jesus-Something like this.

Alia-Who is doing this then?

He closes his eyes and tried to contact his Father.

Jesus-Dad? Answer me.

From a hallway in an unmarked storage facility The Father senses a faint communication from his beloved Son. He is handcuffed to the railing of a staircase. Unable to move or use any of his powers. He appears to be 57 years old.

The Father-Son. It got to me.

Jesus-What?

The Father-Depression.

Jesus-Why are my hands bleeding? And where are the seven seals?

The Father-Some of them are broken?

Jesus-By who?

The Father-Me.

Jesus-Why?

The Father-I turned off my powers. I smashed everything. My hand is cut open and bleeding. I handcuffed myself to a flight of stairs to die. No one is exempt from depression.

Jesus-Don't do anything to harm yourself. Please. Just authorize me to bring the Ileys here and we'll help you.

The Father-I can't do that.

Jesus-Why?

The Father-I just can't.

The comlink goes dead. Silent.

Pathri'Jen-Good, they have no way to get here.

The Father-What do you want from me?

Pathri'Jen-Your position. Ruler of the Galaxy.

The Father-You won't get it out of me.

Pathri'Jen-Why now, I've figured out a way to set your humans into mass hysteria thinking the world is ending. Jesus, your Son, believed you when you said you were locked up here by your own will. There's no one to save you now.

As he says that a call is placed to Alia's castle from an unlikely source.

L-I was tapping into your conversation since The Father didn't do his daily head count. Can I talk to Jesus?

Alia-Jesus?

Jesus-Yes?

Alia-L is on the phone. Something's not right here.

He takes the phone carefully trying not to get blood on it from his hands.

Jesus-Where is my Dad?

L-I'm close to getting the exact location.

Jesus-He told me he turned off his powers because he was depressed. He wouldn't even authorize me to bring the Ileys to Heaven.

L-Trust me, you don't want to be anywhere near here.

Jesus-Don't lie to me.

L-I'm not. A group of airships is completely surrounding the place. Capital City.

Jesus-Are there markings on the ships to trace back to a planet or civilization?

L-Hold on while I try to pinpoint an identification code of some sort with my tracking device.

Jesus turns to Alia and gives her and the others a discouraging look.

Alia-Is he onto something?

Jesus-My Father is in trouble, I'll explain in a few minutes. How many of your North Ileys can be called at a moments notice?

L-Jesus?

Jesus-Yes, I'm here.

L-The markings on the ships do not match anything in our files. I checked your and mine both. I have no idea where this enemy is from. Are you okay?

Jesus-My hands are bleeding. I actially feel a little light headed. The chain of events singnaling the end of the world are happening before everyone on Earth's eyes. I can't explain it.

L-Your Dad is being held prisioner. I found him in an abandoned construction site. He's been hurt bad by whatever had been plotting this attack. Don't bring too many people here. Seven or eight at the most. Tell Alia not to call the rest of the starfleet. Make sure they know what they're doing.

The phone abruptly goes dead.

Jesus-L?

Alia-You look puzzled.

Jesus-Dad told me he was cuffed to a staircase. I don't know of a construction site in Capital City or anywhere else in Heaven with...wait a second, trace the call.

She presses several buttons on the phone and a readout confirmed his suspicion.

Alia-That wasn't L who called you.

Jesus-Then who? Call L then, in Hell.

She dials the number.

L-Hello?

Alia-L, don't lie to me this is important.

L-Alright, what is it?

Alia-Did you just call here and report an invasion of Heaven to Jesus?

L-No. Did someone call and use my voice?

Alia-We might need your help.

Coreen-I will help you.

Dan-And I feel better. I found some bottled water upstars and filled the kitchen sink with it to clean up the blood off my body from the accident.

Dashia-I'll go with you guys to Heaven to figure this out.

Eve-Count me in.

Alia-We have a team. There a couple of guys I need to call to just to make it even. If we find him and everything goes as planned we'll party on C'ila.

She makes the announcement to Dan's birthday party guests and readies her shuttle with her crew.

Thinking ahead L sends a couple of the inhabitants of Hell to fly slowly over Heaven under strict cloaking to get a closer view of where they might find The Father.

Aboard Alia's large shuttle, Dan finds his way to a closet with a change of clothes and readies the shower for a much needed few minutes to think about the last couple of days, and how somehow he has found his way back into the right way to be living his life.

He thinks to himself that in the span of one novel he has gone from a transient ready to give everything he loved or owned away for the joy of overeating and trying to destroy himself from the inside out, and the worst of all, giving up hope. So what happens, he thinks, when the temptation to overeat or to just lay idle for hours and hours or to go to the movies and down buttery popcorn and sweets and all the sugar in the soda they have comes over him? What then? How many trips where he says, 'This is the last time I'm going to do this,' will have to happen before it sinks in?

The water feels good. Somewhere inbetween hot and cold. He hears someone open the door to the shower room and set something on the sink. When the door shuts again, he peers out from the shower to notice a new outfit and a birthday card.

Once the conditioner is washed out of his overly dry hair he turns off the water and takes his first steps as a clean person. Walks over to the sink and dries off his hands to open the card.

Daniel,

Happy Birthday.

I Hope the shirt and jeans fit.

You are special to me, too.

JoaBeth


It doesn't hit him head on until he has shaved the last part of his beard off into the sink with the razor that was in the top drawer. Why would she buy me something for my birthday. She must have found it on C'ila and brought it with her. That's how she knew to rescue me from the accident, but who called her?

God, I wanted to be with her. She's the most beautiful woman in the world, well except for Coreen. Why couldn't JoaBeth just stay on C'ila longer. We could move the Iley base and everything there to be near her. Or am I too late again. I mean she did come and save me and...

A knock is heard on the shower room door.

Coreen-Your talking to yourself.

He opens the door slightly.

Dan-I was thinking to myself. Not outloud.

Coreen-She must have been everything to you. Would you have felt so deeply for her if those people had not made up all that stuff about her? I mean if you have just come into town and visited her for the hell of it, would you have fallen for her? Or was it a good hting that those couple of people got off by making shit up to tell you to discourage you from spending your life with the right person?

Dan-Wait a second.

He shuts the door long enough to put on his new outfit and to brush his teeth.

Coreen-You look a hundred times better than you did earlier at the hospital.

Dan-It means a lot to hear you say that. You of all people. My family left C'ila to move to Iley you know. Big mistake. We were real happy on C'ila.

Coreen-Wait here.

She walks slowly to the main control room aboard the ship.

JoaBeth-Did he get my present?

Coreen-We still have to find The Father. There is a two passenger shuttle aboard this one that you and Dan can use. Spend a few hours on C'ila. Just walk around and enjoy yourselves. Have ice cream or something.

She hands her a $50 bill.

JoaBeth-Thank you. Maybe I can dispell some of the stuff he heard about me.

Coreen-Alia already knows. But Dan doesn't. He should be dressed. Here are the keys to the shuttle. Leave quickly so we won't miss you. We should arrive in Heaven in about 4 hours, so don't be too long.

JoaBeth-I'll find him right now.

She walks back toward the shower room as he finishes brushing his hair. She looks so beautiful. 'What do I even say,' he thinks. This is 2003, not 1996. So much has happened since then. Since he spent any 'real' time on C'ila. Before meeting Alia or the Ileys. Since then he has endured a wretched marraige and several horrid jobs and nearly ending his life several times, and now he can see her out of the corner of his eye, walking toward him. 'Has she come to stay,' he hopes. Has she come to rescue him from all the witches he keeps meeting, just looking to suck dry the love in his fragile heart.

JoaBeth-We're going to C'ila, so hurry up.

Dan-Who's going?

JoaBeth-You and me.

Dan-Thanks for the outfit.

JoaBeth-It looks nice on you.

Dan-You look beautiful no matter what time of the day it ever is. Why are you and I going to C'ila?

JoaBeth-For your birthday. We only have a few hours until we have to come back, by that time everyone will be ready to land on Heaven to find out what happened to The Father.

Once they are in their seatbelts and the engine of the small shuttle is started he suddenly is at a loss for words. For the next 10 minutes all he can do is thank his lucky stars that he has been granted with this time to be with her. He is also trying to remember that as of a few minutes ago, nothing matters tonight except keeping the smile on her face.

JoaBeth-What are you thinking?

Dan-That I love you. Everything about you. From your hair to your eyes to your lips to the way your outfits make you look like an angel.

JoaBeth-One thing about C'ila is that we are a tighly knit group of people. Everyone spends quality time keeping track of each other. I'm glad you are a part of the group. Words have been exchanged among us that you have not been yourself.

Dan-Is anyone worried.

JoaBeth-Everyone who knows.

Dan-What can I do?

JoaBeth-We'll fix that today. C'ila is a small planet. Everyone knows everyone. Things are not easily hidden. Sheah knows.

Dan-Why?

JoaBeth-Small planet.

Dan-Wait, your steering the shuttle close to her office. The door claims she's an attourney now.

JoaBeth-Small planet, but everyone kind of stays working close to home. You remember that much, don't you?

Dan-I saw her a couple of years ago. She's the one who told me not to believe anything I heard about you.

They exit the shuttle.

Sheah-Alia just called me. They're close to Heaven.

Dan-How do you know Alia?

Sheah-Nevermind.

Dan-No, how do you know her? I didn't know she had any dealings on C'ila.

JoaBeth-She doesn't. We hired her to look after you. We feared your safety on Iley. She had been watching you ever since you and your family left C'ila. And when it got bad, she stepped in and saved you.

Dan-That explains a lot, I think.

Sheah takes them into her small lab inside her office building. Once inside she shuts and locks the door and turns on the light.

Sheah-The Father is deep inside a cloaked shuttle, hidden underneath a portion of developed land inside Heaven. I mean inside the actual planet. You see, the reason you can't see Heaven or Hell is because they are hidden from human eyes by way of a sophisticated cloaking device that was invented for that very reason. If people could see Heaven or Hell with their naked eyes it wouldn't be too atractive to go there, right? So the people who die either go to one planet or the other, right, but the visibility of the two planets was kept secret for a lof of years. In my research I have discovered that The Father had explored the actual inside of the planet. Cities were built there and hundreds of laboratories were constructed. He is in one of them. Being held captive. The distress light he is able to send to me has been going off all morning, I can't answer it though.

JoaBeth-Why?

Sheah-If I do, whoever is holding him may be able to trace where te signal was sent to and I would be destroyed instantly. If something is as powerful as this I would not want to meet it in a dark alley, let alone my office. I employ a lot of people here to put their lives in jeopardy over this. You understand, right?

Dan-We do.

Someone knocks on the lab door.

Sheah-Who is it?

Thew'Ja-The reservations made by Coreen call for Danny and Joabeth to find their way to the dining room of Cartha'de'Sie. It's beautiful. They just built it.

Dan-Yeah, it looks like there's been a lot of construction around here.

Thew'Ja-A lot has changed since 1990 my friend.

Sheah-Come back when your done eating, we need Dan's opinion on the construction site.

JoaBeth-We'll see you then.

He is puzzled about it until they are seated at their table in the beautiful new restaraunt. 'What construction site' he thinks to himself.

She sips slowly from a small glass of wine that the waiter brought to her. Dan barely does that, looking way too cautious about his alcohol intake.

JoaBeth-You wanted to marry me?

Dan-In 1996.

In four seconds she gets up from her seat and walks away from him, mad. Realizing that she is leaving the situation, he follows her.

JoaBeth-Don't even follow me! Apparently the shower you took on the shuttle and the gifts I bought you and the fact that I saved your life, twice, doesn't mean anything to you. We have the same C'ila blood in us.

She takes a steak knife from one of the tables and cuts her index finger enough for their to be a little bit of blood. Then she grabs Dan's hand and does the same to his finger.

JoaBeth-See, we have the same blood. We're from the same planet. Right? Why did you have to leave? We are your 'real' friends. Nobody on C'ila ever lied to you. None of the women on this planet wouldn't dragged you through the gutter like what's her name did. Yeah, you got married on Earth, my dear, but look how the hell it turned out? Jorda said he did see you here, and you looked like a million bucks and you danced with nearly every girl, so what happened? Why didn't you look me up? You snuck into C'ila?

They make their way back to their seats.

Dan-One of my friends on Kaesa had been reporting to me that this was the coolest place to hang out. So yes, I did get cleaned up enough to sneak up here one night, well two or three nights, and enjoy myself. I didn't know you wanted to see me or I would've come over and tried to get you to come with me.

JoaBeth-Did you see the construction going on in the backyard of this place?

Dan-No I didn't.

JoaBeth-That's because it's under a cloaking device. Similar to Heaven.

Dan-What's underneath it.

JoaBeth-The Iley base. One of your Kaesa friends bought te land specifically to house it on C'ila to make you happy when you snuck out in the middle of the night to dance. Apparently she got ahold of the money to hire the crew to come and build it. Alia knows, that's it. Tere's a button underneath the deck of the place that revealed the nearly built Iley base. It is being built for Alia and the others to secretly leave Iley and assume new lives. Iley and the hurt and bad memories is going to be destroyed. What's the used of continuously revisting old wounds? To open them back up again? To keep on writing believing that it's 1998 and your being hunted down by some people who didn't like you talking to some guys girlfriend, or is it better for you to live on a planet where the people adore you and would jump into action if they find out anything bad is happening to you.

Dan-Where did the money for the base and the materials come from?

JoaBeth-Remember when your other set of parents who live here started their own business, well it was very successful for them. So much so that they put some money aside for you. They believe you to be partly their kid, too. They used the money to combine it with Kirsta's money and there you have it. Now you can live here and be yourself.

Their oders are placed on the table, but before their take their first bites, the waitress turns around after walking away and walks back to the table.

Ninah Ossand-Wait a second?

Dan-Yes?
Ninah-Your Danny Sherrill?
Dan-Yes.

Ninah-Don't you remember me? Wait a second your having dinner with JoaBeth? I know you, Danny Sherrill I went to school with you.

She turns around and walks over to another table.

Caterina Deer'lija-I haven't seen him in ages.

The woman along with several friends walk over to where Dan and JoaBeth are sitting, and pull up chairs next to them.

Caterina-Hi Danny.

Dan-Caterina?

Caterina-Nice to see you. These are my friends.

Jozette-Wait a second, didn't I dance with you last week here at the club?

His face turns slightly red.

Caterina-Did you know you were dancing with Danny Sherrill. He's actually from here. Me and JoaBeth grew up with him.

Dan-Um, hi. Thanks for dancing. You looked nice.

Jozette-So are you his girlfriend?

JoaBeth-His friend for now.

Jozette-Are you coming next saturday?

Dan-Yes. I'll be there.

Jozette-Then so will I.

The women make their way back to their table as Dan and his date attempt to finish their dinner in time to return to Alia's ship.

Unfotunatly Ninah has returned with a slice of cake for Dan's birthday with a single candle on it.

Ninah-I remember that today is your birthday. I miss you, Danny. When you don't come to visit. I bet you didn't find happiness on Iley when you moved back there for high school.

Dan-Not as much as I had here. Real friends. I think my life would've been a cakewalk if our family had stayed here. But, I hear this club that they built does really well. It's an excuse to get dressed up and shed my work appearence and start over here.

Ninah-Sing there. I hear you have a good voice. Your Kaesa friends know a couple of my friends. Things get shared, you know. I don't let on that I know you the way I do, but the key to your health issue is to sing here. Make a name for yourself where it counts. Don't sing infront of a bunch of towny drunks, do it infront of the audiences here. It sounds like your starting to on your saturday trips up here, well keep it up. I heard some things about you one night from some people from Kaesa who showed up here, drunk, they were talking about you. I just couldn't assume that I knew you to them, since they're from another planet, and you know you're probably not the only Dan Sherrill who spends half his day on Kaesa in the same field you are in. Anyway, someone said you came to work looking like some homeless man with flaky dry hair and scruffly looking beards and that you looked like you were lifting the floormats of your car looking for change to buy snacks with. I couldn't believe it when I heard it. They didn't say it in a mean way, but a heartbreaking way. I didn't know if it was you they were talking about, because I haven't seen you in years. Is it true?

Dan-Yes. All of it. Yeah, I sneak up here on the weekends, but there was a time when that couldn't have been possible. I'm getting better, though. I have a problem with eating, and staying clean. I left Kaesa and progressively got worse every fucking year, since I felt it necessary to seek out ways to destroy myself instead of coming here to visit my friends and the people that will walk across places like this to recognize me and to see how I'm doing? Earlier in this book I was in a hospital on suicide watch.

Ninah begins to cry.

Ninah-Why? We have always been here. Nothing changes aorund this place, only that our friend leaves us with his family one day, then you come back and people lie to you about JoaBeth, then you leave again and I hear this now about you? How are we supposed to help you if you don't tell us what's wrong with you?

Dan-I don't know.

Ninah-Well, stand up so I can give you a hug.

Both Dan and Ninah are in tears, as JoaBeth looks on.

Caterina and Jozette make their way back to Dan's table and assure him that anything he needs or needs to talk about is okay by them.

Jozette-You're a great dancer, make that your hobby. I'll always dance with you at least.

Dan-Thank you.

Jozette-We'll see you saturday, right?

Dan-Saturday night.

JoaBeth-We have to get back to Sheah.

20 Minutes later they arrive back at Sheah's office, she can tell that Dan has been crying.

Sheah-It's hard for you, isn't it. Both of you.

JoaBeth-I don't know. I didn't know your motivation behind coming out of blue to see me back then, I didn't know that you really did like me. Even so, I didn't know what made you like me so much, now that I've heard from you, Sheah, and a couple of our classmates about the real reason you kept seeing me then I think I feel cheated out a real love with you. But then again this is 2003, remember.

Dan-I know.

JoaBeth-Did seeing those girls at the club just now make you feel better about yourself and your heart.

Dan-I don't know. I think over time. I think I need to start over.

Sheah-I know a few things now.

Dan-Like what?

Sheah-JoaBeth, Can you wait for us outside?

JoaBeth-Sure.

She walks slowly out of the lab and returns to the front seat of the Iley shuttle.

Sheah-Here you go. Buy yourself some outfits and a CD or two.

Handed to Dan is an envelope.

Dan-Can I open it.

Sheah-No, but I'll tell you since it's only you and I here that there is a C'ila cheque for $8,000. Happy Birthday, my friend. Remember that you have my number, so that when you meet back up with Alia and the rest of the Ileys, you can keep in touch, no matter what hour it ever is.

Dan-Thank you.

Alia walks closer to where Jesus is resting. The bleeding seems to be controlled for the time being and his vital signs seem normal. While Dan and JoaBeth were meeting with Sheah, He had time to take a shower of his own to shave his growing beard into the sink, remembering that in order to sneak back and forth between Heaven and Earth he can't look like the bought and sold description of His appearance of a man with a beard and shoulder length brown hair.

Alia-Someone is trying to reach us, the light on the comlink keeps going off.

Dashia-Should we answer it or assume that it's another trick like the call from L?

Alia-Answer it. It looks like the orgin of the call is from the Planet Orla.

Greagory Lorelie'Je-Empress Alia, Earth is ready to self destruct.

Alia-Yeah, someones's breaking the seals, we are on our way to find The Father.

Greagory-Why would you have to find him?

Alia-We obtained information and Jesus was freaking out and bleeding from his cross wounds earlier, so we left the castle and are orbiting Heaven waiting for Danny and his hopefully soon-to-be girlfriend to get back from the Planet C'ila where our new base is being constructed. What's happening on Earth.

Greagory-The fish are dying. Floating up the shore, dead. Nobody's sure if it's healthy to eat them, but it's real bad. Do you see the blood red moon on Iley?

Alia-We did. That's why we left.

Greagory-Well, that isn't the half of it. There's looting in the streets and people are acting like caged animals. Store windows are being smashed and shit is being stolen at a record pace. You are better off in orbit. It's almost like a chain reaction, once the moon turned people kind of wrote it off, but one it came over the news that the dead fish were turning up, people went crazy.

Alia-We think someone is holding The Father captive. Our friend on C'ila called and told me that his distress complink has been transmitting to her office all morning.

The shuttle returns and JoaBeth and Dan make their way to check on Jesus, who appears now to be dreaming.

Dan-I'm going to check the water, just in case.

JoaBeth-I'll let the others know we are here.

Walking into the shower room of the ship, he turns on the sink. The water seems fine, for a few seconds. Then it doesn't. Blood. He hurries to turn it off, but for some reason, the dial comes off in his hand. Blood continues to pour out of the fawcet.

Dan(Screaming)-Alia!

She races with Coreen to the shower room.

Alia-Who is doing this? Coreen, take him out of here.

There's blood covering his hands, as she tries to find a clean towel to clean him off.

Coreen-Come on you'll be better to not see this.

Alia remains, and uses her comlink to bring Dashia near her and to call General Dawayne and his wife Susan to their location, and to bring Patrick and Gelfa of Iley to their aid, for what she calls 'one Hell of a task.'

Once they arrive, through transport, they are seen carrying scientific equipment to examine the blood that has staind the shower room sink and floor.

Patrick of Iley-At least your transporter works. I've seen the same things. Before you called I recieved a piece of Earth footage to clairify this distress.

Alia-We should be in Heaven in about 5 minutes. I can about imagine what it looks like now.

Emperor Gelfa of Iley-Do you think it's just time for that to happen, I've seen movies and things stating that when the world will end, things like this will happen.

Alia-This movies are made by people who don't have a clue about what will happen when the world ends. Men and women unfortunatly live in fear of the end of mankind.

He walks up closer to the conversation.

Jesus-They're not supposed to. I came to Earth, remember. To make sure no one lived in fear of the end of the world. Maybe that phrase should've been amended to the 'End of the Universe.' The end of the world, taken literally, would mean to the average football waitching, submarine sandwich eater might mean the end of Earth as a planet, but the funny thing is that doing a stunt like that would require my Dad to press a button and to just send a laser beam to Earth and cause it to exploxe like in one of your science fiction movies. You know, where they just destroy a planet with a cannon, or something. People seem to think that's what's going to happen. It's heartbreaking.

Patrick-You're right.

Jesus-There are some beatiful parts of Earth. Why would we try to end that? There's a few bad apples that go door to door talking about these things that are suppsed to happen and if they do, then it means it's the end of the world? If I read the Bible right, it does say pretty explicitly that no one will know the end of the world is coming. All you have to do is read Revelation to know that much. I mean come on, do people really think we have a date posted on a sticky note on Dad's refridgerator with a time or date that we're supposed to say, okay fellas pack it up and find out who to rapture and kill all the fish, and make blood come of my hands. It doesn't work that way.

Susan of Iley-But the holes are on your hands, so you were bleeding a few hours ago from your cross wounds. And Dan yelled at Alia to walk to the shower room to look at a bloody sink and floor. Who's blood was that?

Jesus-Whoever has Dad is thinking with an 8th grade mind. Whoever it is probably thinks that they can send a signal to Earth to people that planet houses that this is the 'End of the world.' People are so programmed by the things they see in movies or hear at church about the end times. Alia, tell me when the 'End Times' are suppsed to start? I'm Jesus, remember. No ones informed me of any 'End Times.' When are they?

Alia-Come here then.

She leads him in to examine the sink. However when they walk back into the shower room, the blood has vanished.

Alia-What's happening.

Jesus-What do you believe?

She slaps him hard across the face.

Alia-I'm not lying!

Jesus-I didn't say you were and that didn't feel too good.

Alia-Coreen!

She walks closer with Dan.

Coreen-Yes?

Alia-Did you clean up Dan's hands from the blood that he had on them?

Coreen-What blood? He just got here with JoaBeth.

Alia-What in Hell is going on here!

JoaBeth-We just placed the shuttle. We're fine. I also just walked past Jesus when you called, he looks fine.

Alia-Then who are you?

The Jesus she had just slapped falls to the floor, lifeless.

Alia-This isn't right? Wait, look.

JoaBeth finds a comlink, in the pocket of the man who has just collapsed.

Meanwhile the 'real' Jesus wakes from his dream.

Jesus-Alia!

They all race to his side.

Alia-Yes?

Jesus-Did you get it? The comlink? I know where Dad is.

Alia-Are you sure you are really Jesus?

Jesus-Yes. It's something I learned in Heaven. I can send an image of myself from a dream and I can actually materialize myself into a situation to investigate. Cool, huh? In my dream I saw my Father, he gave me the comlink to communicate with him, since we are so close to Heaven.

Dawayne-We'll be there in a couple of minutes, yet.

Alia-I'm sorry for cracking you across the face, but was it you or the other person that I hit?

Jesus-An illusion.

He turns the comlink switch to the 'on' position and waits. The light flashes shortly after.

Jesus-Dad?

The Father-Son. You got the comlink.

Jesus-We're on our way.

The Father-Did you tell them about the 'blood in the sink' side effect of you and I attempting to communicate with each other this way. And about the other you, that can be controlled while you dream.

Jesus-I think I've mastered lucid dreaming. Are you hurt?

The Father-I've been moved. Pathri'Jen and her friend, Zisha are behind this. Ask Alia about them. They broke into my office and caught me offguard. I'm not sure I remember the rest. I assumed that since they were from Iley that they were generally nice people. I assume too much. I sent you that first message in code. You know, the one about me opening the seals. I didn't do that. I didn't lie to you, I was just hoping you could figure out that I was sending a distress signal.

Jesus-I didn't think you handcuffed yourself out of depression, I knew you had someone holding death infront of your eyes, so we packed up and we're ready to land right now.

The Father-I don't know what they want, yet, though.

Jesus-Probably what everyone else wants when they try to 'figure Heaven out,' the secrets. What lies inside Heaven. What do they think we are hiding? Aliens?

The Father-Probably. Listen she did break a couple of seals so things might be a little tricky on Earth right now.

Jesus-We heard.

The Father-I'm in the 'Base Control #26' part of Centre Heaven. They're walking back, I must go. I know morse code, remember, so if I spell a series of words with it, can someone in your team understand it.

He turns to Alia and the rest of the Ileys.

Jesus-We'll be fine.

A quiet comes over the team as they exit Alia's shuttle. The lights have been turned off. In Heaven. All of them.

Jesus-I was afraid of that.

Alia-Is that another seal that's been broken?

Jesus-No. It just makes things a little more tricky.

Quietly at first the team walks closely together, with Dan and JoaBeth walking hand in hand, in pitch darkeness. Promising each other to not separate.

Dan-No matter what, don't let go of my hand.

Coreen-Well, how do we know where we're going? Jesus? Can you tell where you are?

Jesus-Slightly, only slightly. We have to reach Centre Heaven though, and soon.

They keep walking.

She can see their path from her radar screen on C'ila. Deciding to risk everything, she places the call.

Sheah-Dan?

He answers a mysterious cell phone that must have been inserted into his jeans pocket by her friend who enetered the lab when he was there.

Dan-Yes?

Sheah-I just bought this cell phone for you a few minutes before you and JoaBeth got here earlier. You're close to where you guys need to be, remember I can trace you from here.

Dan-Are we headed to our death?

Sheah-The complete opposite. I'll stand by you, my dear friend. Small planet, remember. Anyone with the same blood as us will be found and rescued if need be.

Dan-Thank you.

Sheah-Give the phone to Jesus.

He hands it to Jesus, and looks surprised when He recognizes who it is.

Why isn't everyone panicking.

A door is found. And opened.

Jesus-This is the right door, isn't it, Sheah?

Sheah-Yes, but be very quiet. Light a candle.

He reaches into his pocket and to everyone's surprise, reaveals a group of about 100 standing quietly over a birthday cake.

Someone taps Dan on the shoulder.

The Father-Happy Birthday.

Dan-What about the seals being broken and the world ending?

The Father-If one of my children is lost, it's like the world ending. Over and over again. I could kill all the fish in the sea and explode the Earth when I hear about the unfortunate side effects of depressive behavior. There is too much beauty on Earth to be depressed.

Dan-What about the signs of the end of the world?

The Father-Man made. People clutching at straws to escape Earth. I can help someone if they ask me? People don't, they'd rather pay some human being who walks around an office claiming to be a counselor, and they sit there in a chair and spend $40 to vent to someone when it's free to talk to me. Or they get caught up in going to church and having their money taken away to help build the next church building, and then they still go home depressed since it's now common to have a cover charge at church, by calling it the offering plate. Then you go and they harp about the 'End of the World,' has anyone ever been here? I mean besides the Ileys, has anyone from Earth ever been here long enough to be able to write down the time and date and year of the end of the world?

Dan-You're right.

Noah-So you see, water can be colored red. The moon can be colored red. A few fish can die, and Earth can go into utter pannic because these people are so programmed to believe that it signals some war in the galaxy with spaceships and laser cannons and nonsense. That's not what the book of Revelation was compliled for. We just wanted to illustrate that for you and your friends.

The Father-So what are you upset about? You got divorced? You deserved better anyway. Enough singing and dancing at the club near the new Iley base will bring back the person that those people on C'ila miss and wish had never left.

JoaBeth looks over at him, as several tears fall from her eyes.

The Father-There's a woman over there who apparently has grown to love you. There's another one there you can't have, well since she is dating someone already, and Alia whom you can talk to. And me.

Coreen walks closer to JoaBeth.

Coreen-Don't cry.

JoaBeth-I wish I could've known.

Coreen-I understand.

JoaBeth-How?

Coreen-I just do.

The crowd froms a circle around the large birthday cake and begins singing to Dan. For a happy birthday.

He openly cries, but is met with a hug from JoaBeth. Feeling her arms around him, he closes his eyes and holds her dearly.

While his eyes are shut, the lights are turned back on. The fish return to the water, and as Alia notices first, the moon returns to white, and Earth returns to it's natural state. News teams report to their supervisors that the strange signs of the 'End Times' have halted proving yet another false alarm has occured.

She is still holding him in her arms, though.

JoaBeth-I don't want to lose you and apparently no one in Heaven wants you written out of the Book of Life, but rather into the next 'Alia and the Boy.'

Dan-I have something for you.

JoaBeth-You do?

Dan-Now that they've turned the lights back on and everything's been restored I have been thinking the last few minutes that I need to say something to you. I mean it feels great to come back to C'ila on the weekends to dance and see friends again, but this time I have spent with you is priceless.

JoaBeth-I figured that much.

Dan-This isn't 1996, true. If you had let me finish at dinner I was going to ask you to marry me.

JoaBeth-But you're recently divorced?

Dan-It's out of my life. I'm starting over. It's my birthday wish.

Jesus-Here, have some cake, Dan. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to walk in on your conversation.

Dan-It's okay. What would you like, JoaBeth?

He turns around to find her gone.

Dan-I'll be right back.

Jesus-Good luck.

He finds her halfway down the hall of what is revealed, once the lights turned on, as the Father main library.

There she sits, crying, with her head down on one of the desks.

He waits a few minutes, then pulls up a chair next to her and kisses her cheek then takes her hand in his. No one says a word, for several minutes.

JoaBeth-What do I say?

Dan-It slipped out of my mouth. You saved my life. The dinner we shared and the flight back and forth from the Alia's shuttle to C'ila. Everything just kind of fell into place as being the perfect situation for us to finally be in, I guess seeing everyone in the room and having it be my birthday party and the cake and candles and everything else just brought back memories of what I wanted all along for us.

JoaBeth-Us?

Dan-Hey, I know that this whole thing has been an illustration from Jesus and His Dad to me to get me back on track and writing and being myself again, but you seemed to be there every step of the way. I guess I just figured that eventually we would have to talk about that. I'm sorry if I slipped and proposed to you like I had wanted to back then, back when people were calling you a drug addict, maybe I should've forgotten about you, but remember, small planet. Everyone knows and cares about everyone else and I care about you. A hell of a lot. But if you want to take one of The Father's shuttles back to C'ila and not have me look you up or date you or marry you then fine. I can live with that. I lived with it since 1996, remember?

JoaBeth-But the words never came out of your mouth then.

Dan-I couldn't say them. Because I was falling for you for the wrong reasons. Because of some shit I heard about you. Because I cared about you.

JoaBeth-Do you care about me, now?

Dan-What do you think?

Becoming frusterated he gets up from the chair and walks away from her and back to the room with his friends. Trying to hide his tears from them.

One person cannot be fooled and leaves to find her.

About three minutes of fake smiles and trying to hide everything, he breaks down. Surprisingly the first person to put her arms around him is Coreen.

Coreen-I have to go in a few minutes. The shuttle will be here to take me back to Earth, but don't cry, sweety, it's your birthday party. Let JoaBeth go. Don't get involved with anyone right away. That's your best bet. She'll find you.

Dan-Yeah, but everyone tells me that.

Coreen-Well, it's true. Maybe you'll find her during the next, 'Alia and the Boy.'

Out of complete view the rifle belonging to Pathri'Jen is still digging into The Father's back.

Pathri'Jen-There, now they don't suspect anything. Let's go.

The Father-Where?

Pathri'Jen-Centre Heaven.

The Father-What do you want from me?

Pathri'Jen-There's a price on your head. Millions of dollars. I'm here to capture you and to collect it for myself.

The Father-You can't just come here and capture me.

Pathri'Jen-I've held you hostage for the past couple of hours though. No one in the birthday party saw it.

As she finishes her thought, Noah sits amazed infront of his monitor. The one that is able to focus directly on the room where the party had taken place. What he sees startles him.

Noah-Eve?

She answers him. The Woman Eve, completely preserved from her days in the Garden with her husband Joseph walks toward the monitor.

Woman Eve-There's a woman holding a rifle at The Father. I see another woman also.

Noah-Do you think they'd still be here in Heaven, whoever they are.

Woman Eve-The only ones authorized enough to be here are Ileys and now the C'ila people.

Noah-A former Iley let them in?

Woman Eve-What if they are Iley.

She picks up her comlink and dials His number.

Jesus-Yes?

Woman Eve-Find your Father.

Jesus-Why?

Woman Eve-He's taken human form briefly, right?

Jesus-Yeah, but he will change back soon.

Woman Eve-He's too vulnerable. Someone has captured him.

Jesus-That's impossible, wait a second. I don't remember hearing that we were going to be throwing a party for Dan in Heaven. I was surprised when the lights were dimmed but I thought, hey cool idea to surprise Dan. Then I realized that I didn't know half of the people in there.

Noah-We need to find The Father and we need to do it now! I'll call some of our friends also. Make sure Brittany is okay and that no harm comes to her.

Jesus-I will.

Dan has decided to ask Coreen for a ride back to C'ila to meet with Sheah about his new home.

Coreen-Are you sure you want to ride with me again?

Dan-You look beautiful.

Coreen-It must have been hard to see me and JoaBeth in the same room. A lot of emotions must have flooded your heart at that moment.

Dan-I'll find someone.

He finds her as she has borded one of the shuttles from Heaven to C'ila.

Rayik Norda-Hey, wait!

She sees who it is and lowers the window of the shuttle to talk to him.

JoaBeth-I have to go.

Rayik-You look beautiful.

JoaBeth-Do you know Dan?

Rayik-No. I heard there was a party so I went to see who it was for, but when I got there I saw your beautiful face, and sensual body, so I had to see what it was I would have to say to you to be able to see you again once you go back to C'ila. Are you dating the guy from the party?

JoaBeth-No. I'm single. For the moment. So you're from Heaven? Can I take you with me?

Rayik-Only for short periods of time, I become transparent and you won't be able to see me after about four hours. However, it is enough time for us to slow dance and cuddle up with a romantic movie. If you want?

JoaBeth-I have to get home soon. Will you be here much later?

Rayik-I'll be here forever, I'm in the 'book of Life.'

Once they arrive at the new Iley base on C'ila, Coreen agrees to stay with Dan until Sheah arrives.

Coreen-Do you want to get a drink at the club next door.

Dan-If I'm with someone I trust, and I only have to walk back home, I can have something lite.

Coreen-Let's go then.

Dan-Wait a second, I thought you had to get back to your boyfriend?

Coreen-I do. Right now, though, I want to spend the time I have with you.

Dan-This place looks like it has...

She walks toward them.

Sheah-14 bedrooms. Hello, you two. Are you having a date?

He thinks she's going to hesitate, but she doesn't.

Coreen-Yes, we are. I'm buying him a drink.

Sheah-Way to take charge.

Coreen-He has to be more assertive. Is there a weight room in this place?

Sheah-In the basement. Also laundry facilities, a complete computer system and fire alarm and about every other security measure we could hide without anyone suspecting that royalty lives here.

Coreen-Will the alarm go off if I kiss him?

Sheah-It shouldn't.

So she does, which surprises him. More so because just a couple of days ago, he was counting his change to buy snack cakes and potato chips and eating popcorn and soda at the movies, completely shut out of his beloved self. Now, though he finds himself in her arms, clean, and having just found himself breathing in the scent of her perfume. And smiling. But she still has to go home. But, hey, there's a danceclub next door, he thinks.

Coreen-I don't want to let go, but I unfortunatly have to. I'm sorry.

Dan-Don't apologize, your lips feel too soft pressed up next to mine for you to have to say your sorry. If you do, I won't accept it, since it feels so perfect to me right now. Thanks for the rescue.

Coreen-Take care of yourself, my dear.

With that Dan and Sheah follow Coreen outside to her shuttle. She blows him a kiss from the window, which surprises him and Sheah.

Sheah-You're lucky to have friends like her.

Inside a film exmanining room, Noah has collected Alia and the Ileys that came to Heaven assuming it was the end of the world and then a birthday party and now are finding out that there is a real threat to The Father and His home.

Alia-Pathri'Jen is behind it. She's a Nelari.

Noah-How would she get past the guards?

Alia-She's incredibly evil. Can you trace her?

Noah-I'll try.

Jesus-Don't try! Just find Dad! I'm going to check on Brittany.

Noah-Just carry your comlink.

Jesus-These damned people who think the world's going to end just because they saw how some other human being wrote it. No humans live here. News flash! Only My Father knows. I don't even know.

Noah-You don't?

Jesus-I don't need to know. I trust his judgement. Like this women whos busted in here should do. Like these 'End Times' worshipers should do. What ever happened to 'No man should know the day of the Lord's return.' I know I have to make an appearence that day, but do I sit up at night in bed and try to predict when My Father is going to call me and say 'Son, it's time to go back to Earth and carry out my plans.' I'd drive myself crazy waiting for it, if I had any idea when the call would be coming. And I don't care. I'm sure I could go to Earth and read a bunch of man written books about the End of the World, but why? So I can live in fear like they do? I don't have it in me to cheat destiny and to open Christmas presents way early instead of waiting until they give them to me to unwrap.

Alia-How to you unprogram people?

Jesus-I guess you can't. What church doesn't preach the 'End of the World' in about every other sermon? Well, define 'End of the World' for me? Suddenly one day everyone on Earth wakes up and people fall out of the sky and stars zig zag around and horses appear out of nowhere? So define 'World' for me? Earth? So according to them, only Earth will be destroyed and not the rest of the galaxy? I don't get it.

Noah-Here's the location of Your Father. Centre Heaven.

Alia-I thought that's where we were headed to start with. So this wasn't just a drill, it was for real.

Noah-We didn't know. Usually people don't try to rob us of our Leader.

She startles him with the next sentence out of her mouth.

Sheah-I don't dislike you anymore.

Dan-What changed your mind?

Sheah-How you are. How you acted today around someone like JoaBeth and them Coreen.

Dan-I had a long couple of days. I'm really tired.

Sheah-Talk to me, then. I thought you were going to go for a drink with her?

Dan-I think it's best that she go home and be with her actual boyfreind.

Sheah-Then you can go with me, my friend. The Ileys that are moving in might seem differen't to you, since most of them have already converted from Xaiya membership to Iley and now to C'ila, like you. How does it feel to be 'home' again.

Dan-Differen't I still feel that if our family had stayed here in the first place, my life would've been a lot easier. I would've tried hard to mend our broken friendship and carried on.

Sheah-Would you be writing though?

Daniel-I'm writing now. It's hard to tell. I'd probably still be skateboarding though. I wouldn't have tested the waters of married life like I did, sadly. Am I doomed from getting married again? No. I'd do it again tomorrow if I could. If I found the right girl this time. It's a long semester ahead of me. To write and realease more of these books.

Sheah-I have something else to give you.

She gives him an envelope. In it he finds his proper nametag. 'Commander Aaron Deaschanel of Iley.'

Sheah-There's a man uptown that can change it to C'ila when you're ready, I mean it's still up to you guys if you want to come live here or not. It isn't 1990, remember so you might only recognize a few select people, but my advice to you is to meet and greet as many people here as you can. Don't make it a journey into nostalgia for your previous life here, but carve out some new adventures in this house and this planet.

Dan-Are we going next door for something to drink.

Sheah-If you'll dance with me.

Dan-I will, but for the first few minutes it might seem strange since we haven't actually been on speaking terms for a long time.

Sheah-You're the writer, though. So write.

Dan-What do you want me to write about?

Sheah-About your progress. Just look up. Not sideways. Keep your spirit healthy. I don't know, get out and run. Start lifting weights again. Tell a pretty girl that you want to have coffee with her. You see, you get to. It's your right. Nobody can tell you that you aren't able to compliment a beautiful gal at the clothing store that just opened on Kaesa when she asks you if she can help you with anything. That's how people meet. You don't just end up together. When you go, ask to try something on and then see if she aproves of it when you come out of the dressing room. Make her smile. That's the key to life, you know. Women aren't all bad. You found a bad one and married her, but not all women lie and cheat you out of happiness like that one did. Just don't let it hinder you from offering to carry some pretty girl's books to college class for her.

The End.

Five For Fighting - Easy Tonight



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