White Dread
Mood:  quizzical
Topic: Unbelibabadoo
Soon, I will post a new video. Thursday night, actually 42 minutes after midnight early Friday morning, October 1, just hours after the first presidential debate, a young white male with dreadlocks ran up on to my front porch and ran away with the sign. Later that morning, when the sun came up, I found the sign tossed back into my garden, all brambles and thorns still attached to the sign. I dont know if White Dread threw the sign back up into the yard after he dropped it on the side walk. I do know that he ran away and left the sign behind. I do not know why he took the sign. Is there a young republican with dreadlocks? Is there a White Dread who is mischievous and craving attention from the ladies? So perplexing. Young hoodlums, please don't hurt yourselves.

Benevolent pranksters?
Mood:  accident prone
Topic: Unbelibabadoo
Okay, so here's why I've got to take it down a notch. Three students who knew about the website came by wearing hoods, armed with scissors, flashlight, bandannas, and other accoutrements. Only I did not know they were playing a funny joke on you, you a funny guy. We saw them eyeing the sign, and I was waiting for them to come back. When the alarm went off about 20 minutes later I beat them mercilessly. NO, not really. The alarm went off and I was upstairs I opened the window and started yelling things like "drop the sign, I'm calling the police, drop it, here come the police."
One of the young ladies dropped her cell phone and I bolted down the steps and out the front door. I could see the sign on the sidewalk. As I sprinted closer one of the girls was like, "we totally did it for a joke." They helped me put the sign back. We had a discussion about politics. But I made a fool of my self again in front of the neighbors yelling my head off out the window. Now I see the cops have driven by three time in the past 5 minutes while I write this. This one goes to eleven, but I'm turning it back to a 2.

Wild Hoodlums with Air Filter
Mood:  not sure
Topic: Unbelibabadoo
Wild hoodlums. A bang. "Kevin, Kevin, blah blah blah." Two uh-oh boys run by. An unattractive overweight republican gestures. A fast little guy runs up with an air filter from an auto. Runs away with sign. Alarm sounds. Drop signs. Runs away.

Local Police
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Topic: Unbelibabadoo
I've been asked about what the Local Police are doing. I called 3 times about the signs, but I didn't ask them to come out until after I was interviewed and before the News Story Aired. They had a good chuckle becuase I gave them a cigarette butt in a plastic baggy (ala CSI) that the hoodlum from 8-29 dropped on my front steps. The trick is figuring out who these guys really are, and where they live. At the begining of the week next week, I'm going to start circulating flyers in the neighborhood with still frame grabs. Somebody's probably bragging, and somebody's going to get ratted out.