Benevolent pranksters?
Mood:  accident prone
Topic: Unbelibabadoo
Okay, so here's why I've got to take it down a notch. Three students who knew about the website came by wearing hoods, armed with scissors, flashlight, bandannas, and other accoutrements. Only I did not know they were playing a funny joke on you, you a funny guy. We saw them eyeing the sign, and I was waiting for them to come back. When the alarm went off about 20 minutes later I beat them mercilessly. NO, not really. The alarm went off and I was upstairs I opened the window and started yelling things like "drop the sign, I'm calling the police, drop it, here come the police."
One of the young ladies dropped her cell phone and I bolted down the steps and out the front door. I could see the sign on the sidewalk. As I sprinted closer one of the girls was like, "we totally did it for a joke." They helped me put the sign back. We had a discussion about politics. But I made a fool of my self again in front of the neighbors yelling my head off out the window. Now I see the cops have driven by three time in the past 5 minutes while I write this. This one goes to eleven, but I'm turning it back to a 2.