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I am a guy. I am a guy most of the time. Having said this, I want to point out some tips for guys in the dating game. As girls grow older, they evolve. They learn. They adapt like raptors. The same tricks no longer work on girls now that once worked in junior high and even in high school. Now a guy must trick a girl. Playing mind games works like a charm. Something like this would work: "Hello. My name is [your name here]. I enjoy long walks and talks. I have a large bank account, and I can take a lot of the bitching you will do if/when we start to date. Do you want to have sex?" There you go. See how you work up to the question but don't actually avoid it. Something like this would work, too: "I like cheese. Wanna screw?" That works, too. Bringing you back to my point, I have to say that girls parallel raptors in another way, too: they hunt in packs. It is impossible to separate them, also. A guy can't go up to a group of girls and single one out. It doesn't work that way. They have strategic plans set up. There are different levels of “blockers” and “attackers” and such. If you step back in a bar and look around, you’ll see that there are stations set up so the girls can communicate with each other to map out the playing field. So you have to hunt in a group, also. You need men to block the stations, so no information gets transferred. Then you need a dummy. The purpose of the dummy is to get blocked and pull the ugly hoes away from the golden chick you wish to pursue. Another approach would be to make it so obvious that you want only one chick: they are confused by your lack of covertness. Dressing as a banana and walking straight at the group while screaming, "Get away ugly hoes. Back up. Back up. Here I come!" These are the only 100%-effective techniques I have found. Others are still in the testing stage. More information will be transmitted as it is proven. |
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Sex 2 |
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commentary by Colin Ledet |
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July 12, 2002 |
