evilhomr.wav - I am evil homer..
smrt.wav - I am so smart, I am so smart, S.m.r.t I mean S.m.a.r.t.
homcra.wav - Craaapp...
free.wav - Free mouthwash!, free shampoo!, free shower curtain!
mrburns.wav - Hello, my name is Mr Burns..
candy.wav - Homer/Marge/Bart: You didn't tell me Mr Burns went broke
1nday.wav - One day honest citizens are going to..
blackhole.wav - I'm going to be sucked into a black hole..
brain.wav - Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Cue-tip
crazy.wav - No TV and no beer makes Homer go...
dada.wav - Da da, da da da da da da..
20dollar.wav - $20? I wanted a peanut..$20 can buy many peanuts..
kissbut.wav - Kiss my hairy yellow butt
assofmyself.wav - This ticket gives me the right, no, the duty to make a
complete ass of myself
ohcrap.wav - Ohh crap....
tiredwrong.wav - Don't you ever get tired of being wrong...
lencarl.wav - I'm going outside.. to 'stalk' Lenny and Carl...Doh!
wooho.wav - Woo hoo!
Suck.wav - You suck diddly-uck Flanders!
whynow.wav - Why did this have to happen now?
dean.wav - Hello Dean, you're a stupid head...
whisky.wav - does whisky count as beer?
icecream.wav - Ice-cream truck!, me, me I was here first!
Boogey.wav - Arrghh! Boogey man
32dohs.wav - Doh! (32 times)
flush.wav - 999 springs to flush down, 999 springs..
Mmmmm.zip- Homer's Mmmmm's in a zip folder..
boring.wav - Boring...
d'oh!.wav - D'oh!
gay.wav - Three simple words, "I Am Gay"
Hoomer.wav - Homer..
care.wav - Just because I don't care it doesn't mean I don't understand...
cube.wav - You have 30 minutes to move your car, you have ten minutes..
10min.wav - I won't be back for 10 minutes..
brunch.wav- I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch...
buscsd.wav - I think it was called "The Bus that couldn't slow down".
chpony.wav - Isn't there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies
compustar.wav - No time for that now, the computer's starting
hudrink.wav - Have you been drinking? No, well 10 beers...
inuraface.wav - In your face!
womaber.wav - Actually, a woman is more like a beer...
michma.wav - $100, for a comic book! Who drew it, Michael Malanjilo?
somekeys.wav - Someone found my keys!
insane.wav - How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
likeodds.wav - I like those odds..
niceidea.wav - What a nice idea son..
ohyeah.wav - Ohh yeah...
point.wav - Don't point that thing at me...
whyyou.wav - Why you little...
dontknow.wav - I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am
worst.wav - This is the worst thing that could ever happen to us...
rhhew.wav - Rhhew...
scream.wav - Arggghh!
suprglu.wav - Superglue my butt!?
yesar.wav - Yes! Allright!
tapste.wav - Are you taping it?, I'll watch it later...
truth.wav - You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't
handle the truth...
anykey.wav - To start press any key... Where's the any key?
godboy.wav - HA Ha ha ha ha, God boy couldn't get a strike..
learned.wav - I haven't learned a thing
clev.wav - He he he... There it is Homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say
and nobody heard it...Doh!
busu.wav - That kid's got bosoms!
bmore.wav - Stupid TV!, be more funny
aycaramba.wav - aye caramba!
bonestorm.wav - I'd like to buy a copy of Bonestorm...
cpr.wav - Is that the best you can do?
cool.wav - Cool...
hahah.wav - Ha ha ha ha ha...
Idido.wav - I didn't do it..
itblows.wav - He blows alright, he blows big time..
whoheu.wav - Who the hell are you?
whybutt.wav - Why would anyone want to touch a girls butt?
magapu.wav - You magnificent bastard, I salute you..
englishapu.wav - Sorry, I do not speak English..
dishonor.wav - It's great dishonour to my ancestors and my God, but ok
apusname.wav - Apu's name
valint.wav - I think about you every day, and when I get you all alone..
suih.wav - See you in hell!
getout.wav - Please pay for your purchases and get out and come again
twinki.wav - Silly customer!! you cannot hurt a twinkie!!
boi.wav - We're putting that bitch on ice...
armrob.wav - Yes I know the procedure for armed robbery.. I do work
in a convenience store you know...
egghead.wav - Chief Wiggam/Prof. Frink: This is an ordinary
square...Wow wow slow down egghead
froban.wav - Chief Wiggam/Lou: There's a couple of guys fighting at the
Aquarium chief... Do they still sell those frozen bananas?...
I think so.. Let's roll...
whatpizza.wav - Chief Wiggam: What what what what... this better be
about pizza
inflatable.wav - Chief Wiggam: Just get an inflatable one, but make sure
it's a woman because this one time...
hmurder.wav - Chief Wiggam: Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for
the murder of Moe Sizlac and Apu Nas-a-pi... just Moe
unpossible.wav - Ralph Wiggam: Me fail English? That's unpossible..
dogbaby.wav - Chief Wiggam: Aww isn't that cute, a baby driving a car,
and look there's a dog driving a truck...
uniform.wav - Chief Wiggam: Never underestimate the appeal of a
man in uniform...
takem.wav - Chief Wiggam: Bake em away toys...
wbadge.wav - Chief Wiggam: Now where did I put my badge? Hey that
ducks got it...
ghostcar.wav - Chief Wiggam: Ohh My God! it just disappeared....
it's a ghost car...
powdersugar.wav - Chief Wiggam/Marge: Chief you're getting powdered
sugar all over my floor, no I'm not, no I'm not, I'm dusting for brench...
swimnkd.wav - Chief Wiggam: Continue Swimming naked...
come on ..continue
chiefpiggam.wav - Chief Wiggam: He called me Chief Piggam
caniarest.wav - Chief Wiggam: Can i arrest any of you people for anything?
beerc.wav - Chief Wiggam/Lou: I'm proceeding on foot call in at code a..
we need pretzels, repeat pretzels
detectivegad.wav - Cheif Wiggam: Sure, just sit down and wait for
detective like-i-give-a-damn
912.wav - Chief Wiggam: You've got the wrong number, this is 912..
555.wav - Cheif Wiggam/lou: Did you trace the phone number? Sure did
chief... 5-5-5 ohhh geeze that's gotta be phony...
asthma.wav -Chief Wiggam: My asthmas gone, listen to me breathe..
cbaby.wav - Chief wiggam: no jury in the world is gonna convict a baby....
maybe Texas..
hasup.wav - Chief wiggam: Alright, come out with your hands up, two
cups of coffee, an auto-freshener that says Capricorn and something with
coconut on it...
flute.wav - Chief Wiggam: That's some nice fluting boy
one.wav - Ralph Wiggam: Which one is one?
court.wav - Chief Wiggam: See you in court Simpson, oh and bring that
evidence with you otherwise I've got no case...
bonesey.wav - Chief Wiggam: Well that settles that, there's no silver
tongue is there bonesy?
istbonesy.wav - Bonesy - shorter version
location.wav - Chief Wiggams car location
babys.wav - Ralph Wiggam: Ms Krabaple and Principle Skinner were in the
closet making babies...
jebadiahs.wav - Chief Wiggam: Jebadiah Springfield has been replaced
with a skeleton...
sunshl.wav - Chief Wiggam: Look's like we've got ourselves an old
fashioned car chase...'Sunshine Lollypop'...
indido.wav - Ohh, indeeddoly doodoly..
ned_doodle.wav - Hey Homey I can see your doodle...
yelloutdan.wav - I want to yell out but I just can't dang diddly...
helod.wav - Hello? Hello? hellodiddlyodiddly?
bibl.wav - Alright, that's it young man, no Bible stories for you tonight.
mbur.wav - Kent Brockman: Guess who's gone broke and...
fish.wav - Disco Stu: Did you know that disco rack and sales were up
400% for the year 1986?
dohder.wav - Homer/Lisa/Marge: Doh! a deer!, a female deer...
toofat.wav - Operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat...
killit.wav - Grandpa: Arrgh! Kill it! Kill it!
ihs.wav - Grandpa: I had sex...
nooburp.wav - Barney: No!!!... Burp..
prankcalls.wav - Prank calls to Moe.
duffbadf.wav - Duffman: Duffman has a bad feeling about this..
rextub.wav - Rex Banner/Comic Guy: Are you the Beer Baron?
duffmanp.wav - Duffman: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the
problem..
gerp.wav - Grandpa: I never thought I could shoot down a German plane.
lionelhutz.wav - Lionel Hutz: I ran over his dog..
pullout.wav - Krusty: I could have pulled a better cartoon out of my a...
busiin.wav - Homer/Bart: See that boy why aren't you making any
business deals..? I'll do it this afternoon!
haha.wav - Nelson: Ha Ha!
hieverybody.wav - Dr Nick: Hi everybody!... hi Dr Nick..
upurs.wav - Milhouse: Schools out!... up yours Krabaple...
smi.wav - Mr burns: (computer startup) Hello Smithers, you're quite
good at turning me on...
hopin.wav - Mr Burns/Smithers: hop in.. but sir.. (gun trigger)
...I said 'Hop in'.
ahoyhoy.wav - Mr Burns: Ahoy Hoy
sstinky.wav - Barney: Wow! Someone smells stinky!, oh its me..
doe.wav - Mr burns: Yes you're in deep doh now...
duh.wav - Marge: Well duh...
satn.wav - Marge: Bart stop pestering Satan..
inde.wav - Principal Skinner: uh-oh, two independent thought alarms in
one day
creditcard.wav - Comic guy: Your phony credit card is no good here,
now make like my pants and split.
ocool.wav - Otto: Cooool...
badcops.wav - Bad Cops song
wedo.mp3 - We Do (the Stonecutters song)
balone.wav - My baloney has a first name, it's H.O.M.E.R, my baloney...
nacho.wav - Nacho Nacho Man, I want to be a Nacho man
spring.wav - We put the Spring! in Springfield..
duff.wav - Duff Beer Song
plowrap.wav - Mr Plow rap
profrink.wav - Professor Frink song
skinners.wav - Seymore Skinner's song
hyum.wav - Homer singing yummy yummy yummy
flinstones.wav - The Homer Flintstone Song
spanishflee.wav - There was a little Spanish flee...
lisapower.wav - Lisa's power plant protest
underthsea.wav - Homer's version of under the sea
cletus.wav - Cletus the slack jawed yokel
ned.wav - Hens like roosters, geese like ganders, everyone else likes
Ned Flanders...
lisabirthday.mp3 - Lisa it's your Birthday
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