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- "Don't forget the socks!"-Matt to Mike while picking up Mike's tux at AfterHours
- "Shit where's my phone?" - matt
"You're talking to me on it." - mike
"oh shit. i hate my life." -matt
- "You know what was great?"-Matt and Mike in Stereo
- "Mike I said hi."-Matt to Mike
- "ORANGE!!!"-Matt and Mike
- "Hi Matt."-Mike to Matt
- S*t*p*i*: whats something really weird u do
TheGodFatherED: have sex on the roof of the house in the middle of the day
- C*d*d*s6*6: so then whats something weird that mike does
VulgarControvrsy: he likes to masturbate on the roof of peoples houses in broad daylight
- "I guess it really does rain Skittles!"-Kaveah (sp)
- TheGodFatherED: what are you doing
MfGordo19: right now
MfGordo19: a bunch of friends r going to see austin powers for mellissa pizzuro's b-day
MfGordo19: there coming to pick me up
TheGodFatherED: i didn't ask what you were doing tonight....i asked what you were doing right now
MfGordo19: talking to u and someother people online
TheGodFatherED: thanks for answering me
TheGodFatherED: you are now a part of the URB quote page
- "FUCK!!! I just cut off a cop!!"-Adam
- Matt: "you know, i used to cook for a living too."
Andrea: "doing what??"
- the following are entries that we found amusing from our original guestbook....
Listen...I would like nothing better than to punch both these jerks in the face, the stupid things they do make me want to tie each to a tree and shoot them....right after covering them with honey and releasing a bear to maul them(bears love honey). Then, take each of thier dead rotting carcases and burn them...burn them good...I'll tell you, and i'm not ashamed to say that after doing all that,...i'm gonna take a nice long bubble bath, listen to Andrea Bochelli and read Calvin and Hobbes. Oh, the day I destroy Stephen Segal and Donny Osmond will be great....huh? this isn't their site? Mike and Matt who? oh, never heard of them, but if they hate donny osmond's stupid but georgous smile and stephen segal's lame but silky smooth hair they must be decent guys. 9:08
so hi..."you can stick something in there about me and mike being the sexiest bitches you've ever laid eyes upon" - matt ..i guess im supposed to say that. matt and mike are the sexiest bitches i've ever laid my eyes upon!!! wo0t. this site is funny. the part i've grown fond of is: FUCK FUCKITY SHIT ASS BALLS N TITS. 'fuckity' hahaa. what to say, what to say: HI MAMA!!!! have a great day guys :D
i dont like swearing. i dont like profanity. i dont like.....well, i love you guys. that is all that matters. hehehehehehe
- s*p*e*t*i*p*n* x: mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. mike is kick ass. and oh my, mike is kick ass! goodnight. =]
- Josh:"But im a good drinker, I only get Naked when I drink"
- m*t*t*m*t*4*9: If everyone here was like Mike Crowe, there'd be no need for heaven, we'd already be there!