ROCK THE CRYPTIn my free time, I like to take pictures and destroy them, one pixel at a time. What I usually end up with are pictures like these, and they look pretty damn sexy, if you know what I mean, but they're only hot and sexy if you're blind in one eye, and the other eye has that sort of milky film over it.anyway, they're here for you to look at. If you decide to take one, fine, screw it, I don't give a shit, basically. but these pictures are easy to make if you have photoshop, so, you're basically just shitting yourself, because you STOLE IT. nahh, jk, take it, i don't mind. Oh, and I should probably add, these pictures are from Getty Images
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Canaries are stupid bitches
Okay, so basically I made this in a spur-of-the-moment when i was reminising (sp?) about how I wanted a canary when i was younger. My childhood friend had one, and put it on my back once, and it dug it's claws into my back and started flapping it's wings, and shrieking, and i even think it shat on my back. it was the bird from HELL named "Angel-Cake". needless to say, I never had a bird, and didn't really care. |
You are so hardcore
This is the same picture that I used for the layout, and I just think that it kicks ass. Basically, it used to be all bluehues, but then I inverted it, and it came out pretty wicked. You'll see the words "Crazy Beat" in the corner. if you don't know about Blur, then you wouldn't know what the words mean, but "Crazy Beat" is one of my favorite songs by Blur. And since the boy is listening to hardcore music, I decided that it would be "crazy beat" so yeah, the image still Rocks The Crypt. |
just keep swimming, swimming, swimming...
This was one of the first pictures I made. it shows a girl swimming, but I messed with it, and my ethernet collegua (Charlie In Canada) said that it looked like she was being electricuted. So, i guess this girl is dying underwater? I really didn't mean for it to look like that, i wanted sort of an imaginary mermaid, but I got a fried girl instead. it still looks cool, though. |