Okay, you clicked here, so you apparently want to see what i look like. If you clicked here by accident, i recommend leaving before all this crap actually loads. :P

This is me and my little big sister in Colorado at the grave of Buffalo Bill. She's all cute, and i'm all cold. (if you dont know which one i am, remember i'm the un-cute one)

This is me and said sister again. I'm like, in the middle of a blink or something. I know because i only look like that after a film shoot. Oh yeah, in this one we're at the Riverwalk in San Antonio Texas.

This is me and my brother-in-law, Dr. Durgin, apparently the same night. I like this picture because of that groovy guy in the background. :)

This is a picture of me on Christmas a few years ago
pretending to be happy to be getting clothes as my uncle closely watches.
"Oooh. Clothes...."

This is me looking like a hoodlum as i hang out in the Colorado state capital.

This is me on the set of the short film Dearest Victoria. On the left is my boom operator, the fine Mr. Timothy Plain, who will be famous someday soon.

This is me on the morning of May 19, 1999. If you dont know why i'm wearing a cape and holding a movie ticket.... dont talk to me until you've figured it out. :P

AHH! A CLOSEUP! Notice the dagger-like vampire teeth, my canine fangs, my pointy friends.

This is me at Sears Point Raceway enjoying the great outdoors. And look! I have hair! I dont have a backwards baseball cap grafted to my head! Defenitely a Kodak Moment.

Say cheese!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a Pirates life for me! This is me sailing the seven seas. Or...at least the San Francisco Bay.

This is me spending quality time with my nephew, Zachary. He really loves me, cant you tell?

I'll get you my pretty! And your little snowball too!

This is me and said sister (aka Sunshine) and a snowmobile about to conquer the Rocky Mountains. She's so sunshiney she's causing a lens flare.

This is us having conquered said mountains.

This is my dinner. Whats everyone else having?

This is me and my homegirl Skyy on May 18th, 1999. Yeah, I had a few drinks so what? :P

Peekaboo! I'm hiding.

This is me and The Sunshine Sister conquering mountains again. But this time we took the lift up...

Awwww.... isnt that special?