Intro:
Hi! I'm Michaela! This is my site! I'm not going to put much on here but its nice to have around. You may notice the URL. Well, I made this when SwimFan the movie came out. Its a good movie, you should go see it! Meanwhile, go to the sites linked below or read the fun facts and jokes.

Good Sites:

The Dialectizer
Bored
Buddy Icons
Lemony Snicket
Teen Open Diary
Lets Sing It


Fun Facts:

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
Chances that an American lives within 50 miles of where they grew up: 1 in 2.
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian $2 bill, the flag flying over the
Parliament Building is an American flag.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Jokes:
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait." --A. Whitney Brown

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too." - Jake Johansen

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick Cavett

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown

"I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter." --Drew Carey