After the Home Movies chat (see link on Brendon's other hand to see what I mean), The Landstander felt Smgannan had not learned his....er, her...lesson. So, he IMed him/her. The following is a transcript of that instant messenger session, in its entire form. No edits have been made
The Landstander1
: Hello,
friend.
Smgannan
: WHY ARE YOU
TRYING TO TORTURE ME
The Landstander1
: Hey,
"You"...good job
Smgannan
: SHUT UP ASS
HOLE
The Landstander1
: See,
you get your message across better when you say "you" instead of "u"
Smgannan
: U
Smgannan
: U
Smgannan
: U
Smgannan
: U
Smgannan
: U
Smgannan
: U
Smgannan
: UU
Smgannan
: U
Smgannan
: U
The Landstander1
: ...Totally
unneccessary.
Smgannan
: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Smgannan
: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The Landstander1
: Now,
that isn't even the correct amount if the letter was acceptable in the first
place.
Smgannan
: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Smgannan
: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The Landstander1
: Now,
sir, this is not correct.
Smgannan
: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Smgannan
: DNT CALL ME
SIR I AM A GIRL AND I LIKE GUYS
Smgannan
: *DONT
The Landstander1
: DNT,
is that a-
The Landstander1
: Oh,
you made a spelling error.
The Landstander1
: I
understand now.
Smgannan
: WUT WERE U GOING
TO SAY AND YES I SAID U
The Landstander1
: I
was going to take an attempt at guessing exactly what "DNT" meant
The Landstander1
: However,
that quickly became unneccessary, as you pointed out your mistake.
The Landstander1
: Good
job, you have saved me time and precious brain power.
Smgannan
: YES YOU NEED
ALL YOU CAN GET
Smgannan
: U NEED A LOT
The Landstander1
: Sir.
The Landstander1
: We've
been over this, and over this...
The Landstander1
: I
don't think it is sinking in
The Landstander1
: "You"
Smgannan
: DO NOT CALL
ME SIR
The Landstander1
: Why,
oh, you
Smgannan
: MRS
The Landstander1
: I
am not a Mrs.
The Landstander1
: It
is rude of you to call me one
Smgannan
: IT IS RUDE OF
U TO CALL ME ONE
The Landstander1
: You
The Landstander1
: Please,
say You
Smgannan
: CALL MEA GIRL
AND I WILL
The Landstander1
: Mea?
Smgannan
: *ME A
The Landstander1
: Who
is this Mea?
The Landstander1
: Oh,
I understand now.
The Landstander1
: You
have made a spelling error.
Smgannan
: YA STUPID
The Landstander1
: I
believe that would be "Yeah"
Smgannan
: CALL ME A GIRL
The Landstander1
: But
we won't go into that until you have mastered "You"
Smgannan
: CALL ME A GIRL
The Landstander1
: Hello,
A GIRL.
Smgannan
: I AM A GIRL
AND I WOULD LIKE U TO USE A FEMALE NOUN WHEN ADRESSING ME
The Landstander1
: You
Smgannan
: FINE I WOULD
LIKE YOU TO USE A FEMALE NOUN WHEN TALKING ME
Smgannan
: *TO
The Landstander1
: I
am guessing you...yes, there it is
The Landstander1
: Alright,
I shall
Smgannan
: THAT IS A START
The Landstander1
: It
is not where you start that matters, but rather where you finish
The Landstander1
: Just
a little piece of advice to live by
Smgannan
: OK THANK YOU
FOR THAT INPUT
The Landstander1
: Please,
it was no problem.
The Landstander1
: Oh,
and good job, you wrote "you"
The Landstander1
: "You"
are getting better
Smgannan
: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUU
The Landstander1
: Oh
no, we're going back to this
The Landstander1
: Let's
compromise:
The Landstander1
: Write
"youyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyou"
Smgannan
: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Landstander1
: I
believe the more common spelling is the (coincidently, much shorter) "No"
Smgannan
: SHUT THE FUCK
UP DO U UNDERTAND THAT?
The Landstander1
: Hmm...where
to begin on that comment...
The Landstander1
: First
off, swearing is unneccessary, and rude. Second off, it is (we've been over
this many times), "You". Third, I do not know the meaning of "Undertand",
though I suspect it is an uncorrected spelling mistake of that word "Understand".
Third, either a period, semicolon, or comma would've been appropiate to use
inbetween "Up" and "Do". Fourth, all-caps is not neccessary
(although this is more a general problem than it is specific to that last comment).
Smgannan
: SHUT UP
The Landstander1
: Good,
you have it as two words.
Smgannan
: I HATE YOU I
HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATEYOU I HATE YOU I
HATE YOU I HATE YOU I AHTE YOU
Smgannan
: *HATE
The Landstander1
: Very
good. You only made two spelling mistakes (which you corrected), and you said
"I hate you" instead of "I hate u"
Smgannan
: OKAY IVE HAD
ENOUGH IM BLOCKING U
The Landstander1
: Goodbye.
And have a nice life.