DECEMBER

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Monday 6th., 8pm SCALEY SITUATIONS

DAFFY DUCK AND THE DINOSAUR (1939)
Caspar Caveman ( - does anyone remember Jack Benny?) goes hunting for a breakfast duck with his pet dinosaur. Directed by Chuck Jones.

MAN, MONSTERS AND MYSTERIES (1973)
Spiffing Disney "In Search Of"-style doco pursues the legend of Scotland's Loch Ness monster. Sebastian Cabot is the presenter, and Sterling Holloway provides the monster's voice.

FIDDLESTICKS (1930)

Hey, it's the very first Flip the Frog cartoon ever, just after the arrival of sound! It's the only one in the series made in colour (red and blue), and there's not much plot, but Flip leads the whole lily-pond in a swingin' musical production, none the less.

ONE FROGGY EVENING (1955)
Tramp discovers frog with amazing singing ability at a demolition site. Hilarious Warner Brudders cartoon, also from Chuck Jones.

THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE (1935)
Here's one for our departed Jeffrey Kennett - an Academy AwardTM-winning Walt Disney Silly Symphony about an egocentric rabbit that permits his persevering opponent to win a race through his over-confidence. Technicolor.

GERTIE THE DINOSAUR (1909)
Considered by some to be the first animated cartoon of any importance, this early, sophisticated work by Winsor McCay introduced a creature that was truly lovable in an era when everyone else was drawing stick-men.

BAMBI MEETS GODZILLA (1969)
Marv Newland's hilarious classic one-gag credit sequence features Bambi, on loan from Walt, and the king of the monsters, moonlighting from Toho. plus

'Quickie Theatre' presents:

FANTASIA (1940) : [excerpt]
The 'creation' sequence from the Disney classic. Dinosaurs stalk the earth, accompanied by Stravinski's 'Rite of Spring'.

and

ALLEGRO NON TROPPO (1976) : [excerpt]
Bruno Bozetto's notoriously cheeky homage to the above-screening sequence has life evolve out of a Coca ColaTM bottle to the strains of Ravel's 'Bolero'.

and featuring

THE LOST WORLD (1925)
Scientific expedition (Wallace Beery and Lewis Stone) to remote island discovers giant prehistoric creatures. Originally an Arty Conan Doyle yarn, here brought to us by the team behind KING KONG (1933), and featuring the stop-mo animation of Willis O'Brian.

DECEMBER

Monday 20th., 8pm

MILLENNIUM MADNESS

PSYCHIC PARROT (1977)
Global panic erupts when the psychic parrot, who is unerringly and infallably clairvoyant, announces that it has forseen the imminent destruction of the world. Everyone who voted for the Republic goes to the Moon. Absolutely hilarious.

THE PILL (197?)
An unexpected drug side-effect can ruin your day, not to mention your world.

CHICKEN LITTLE (1943)
One of the series of four special animated films produced by the Disney Studios at the request of the U.S. government during World War II for the purpose of discrediting totalitarianism in general and Nazism in particular.

HISTORY OF THE WORLD IN THREE MINUTES FLAT (1980)
Gut-bustingly funny accelerated spin through the story of mankind. Runs for four minutes.

TIME PIECE (1965)
Hypnotically-surreal meditation on time, written, directed, produced and starring Jim (MUPPETS) Henson. Mesmerising soundtrack. Academy AwardTM nomination.

FUTURE (1980)
Sharp-moving style guide surveying the look of tomorrow.

and featuring

THE TIME MACHINE (1960)
On the last night of 1899, scientist George Wells gathers together his closest friends to toast the future and float his theory about travel through time. Five days later, a dishevelled Wells rejoins them and begins an incredible tale. Amazing Academy AwardTM-winning George (7 FACES OF DR. LAO, 1964) Pal production, starring Rod Taylor, Yvette Mimieux, Alan (Mr. Ed) Young, Sebastian (A Family Affair) Cabot, and Whit (Time Tunnel) Bissell.

NOVEMBER

AD 1999

Monday 1st., 8pm

NO SPLODGE! TONIGHT (so there's no films)



Monday 15th., 8pm

NOVEMBER

INFLATO-MANIA

THE PILL (197?)
Amusing one-gag cartoon about pneumatics.

THE ZEPPELIN MUSEUM (1961)
A quick look at the German balloon memorial in Freidrichshafen.

CHALLENGE OVER THE ATLANTIC (1979)
After hundreds of others had failed (for over a century), and in light of recent disasterous attempts, in 1979 three Americans fly a hot air balloon, the Double Eagle II, across the Atlantic to France.

THE RED BALLOON (1956)
Colourful story of a small boy who finds a red balloon that follows him everywhere around Paris, and the bond that grows between him and it. Amazingly expressive direction by Albert Lamorisse.

DREAM DOLL (1979)
Nutty Bob Godfrey cartoon from Zagreb, sporting sideways references to THE RED BALLOON (1956), deals with a middle-aged loser who falls in love with an inflatable sex doll.

BALLOONING (1979)
Beautifully photographed, impressionistic look at the pastime of lighter-than-air adventuring (from the AFTRS).

THE BALLOONATIC (1923)
Buster Keaton plays a city-slicker carried into the wilderness by a wayward bag of hot air.

THE CRASH OF THE HINDENBERG (1961)
Oh, the humidity!

POSSIBILITIES OF WAR IN THE AIR (1910)
Charles Urban's early 'sci-fi' silent, depicting futuristic prospects well before they became actualities, uses extensive model work to show bombing from dirigibles, aerial dog-fights, and the launching of guided missiles to down these hapless windbags.

and featuring

SHADOW IN THE CLOUDS (1966)
Fascinating black and white BBC documentary about the history of airship technology presented through period film and stills, from its early beginnings to the brief period of commercial flying ended by the disasters of the 1930s.

OCTOBER

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IT'S OUR 2ND BIRTHDAY!!!

Monday 4th., 8pm OCTOBER

SPLODGE! GOES SMOOOCH

THE MOUSE COMES TO DINNER (1945)
Here's a pretty damn' funny Tom and Jerry cartoon from Hanna-Barbera at MGM. The cat gets amorous when he invites his gal-pal over for dinner. (He ain't called Tom for nothing, it seems!) Watch for cat- flattening, "wolf-pacifying" mallet, in TechnicolorTM.

SKATERDATER (1965)
Enchanting piece of expert visual-narrative film-making with fluid style tells the story of a young skater's fall from pack- leader position when his status is challenged after he becomes interested in...a girl.

DREAM DOLL (1979)
A kinky Bob Godfrey parody of Albert Lamorisse's famous THE RED BALLOON (1956), but here it is with a life-size, inflatable doll that a fantasy relationship is formed!

KISS OF FIRE (195?)
Old-time belter Frankie Laine entertains us, tv variety -style, with his rousing version of a real "torch" song.

PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL (1983)
Joe Bogdanov's high camp, comic book parody of true romance soap operas features first-class humour and production design (and won the Diploma of Merit at the 1984 Melbourne Film Festival).

VD ATTACK PLAN (1972)
Advice from Disney regarding venereal diseases. (Where's ya whips 'n' chains, eh, Walt?)

DISCO (1977)
The perennial dilemma of horny adolescent boys and their coy prey. Very frank, very '70s. Directed by Phil Noyce.

plus "Quickie Theatre" presents:

ROMANTIC MOVIES OF THE 1950S (1977)
This entertaining installment from the "Life Goes To the Movies" series looks at a range of period celluloid melodramas and love stories.

and featuring:

SEVEN CHANCES (1925)
Buster Keaton classic about a young man who must find a bride within 24 hours in order to inherit a fortune. Written by Clyde (THREE STOOGES) Bruckman.



Monday 18th., 8pm

OCTOBER

WILD, WILD, WILD WEST

THE GREAT TOY ROBBERY (1964)
Enormously enjoyable, Avery-esque, freaky/hipster wild west 'toon. -A crazy mix of FLUKEY LUKE and DUDLEY DORIGHT.

THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY (1903)
Edwin S. Porter's pioneering Western , made for Edison, features Bronco Billy Anderson, the man who became the first western star (and we ain't talkin' butter, pardner!)

THE MOVIES GO WEST (1974)
A portrait of 'Bronco Billy' Anderson, star of over 500 early Hollywood westerns.

SONG OF THE PRAIRIE (1951)
Amazing Jiri Trnka animated puppet drama, in glorious colour, is the verisimilitude of a Hollywood western, replete with such amusing horse-opera stereotypes as the crusty old whisky-swilling stagecoach driver (a la Gabby Hayes), evil, moustachioed Zachary-Scott-like villains, innocent heroines and singing heroes.

BLAZE GLORY (1968)
Nutty EVIL ROY SLADE (1971) -ish, Western parody, with the voice of Ted (ADDAMS FAMILY) Cassidy.

RAYGUN'S NIGHTMARE (1982)
A Splodge! favourite, Peter Wallach's rubber-suited, puppet delerium has President Raygun take on the meanest hombre East of the Pecos: Toyota Godzilla!

GUNSMOKE (1959)
Actually, this intriguing documentary shows how three film editors adopt different approaches in cutting film from the classic tv series, and how it is possible to construct vastly different visual meanings from a common starting point, a single piece of footage.

THE WESTERN HERO (1963)
< A lightning examination of the Western film genre from its earliest days to such films as HIGH NOON (1952) and tv series such as GUNSMOKE. Appearances by William S. Hart, Tom Mix, Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, Gary Cooper and 'The Duke'.

and featuring:

BUCKEYE AND PINTO (1979)
Local comic Western parody from the days of Le Joke and the Experimental Film Fund, with Mitchell Faircloth and Simon Thorpe as two cowpokes riding the range of the United States of Australia, shooting everything that moves as they knuckle their way beyond Syd Fransisco in search of Miss Kitty.

SEPTEMBER

AD 1999

Monday 6th., 8pm

FILM FUN

THE 16mm SHRINE (1960)
Fading silent movie actress does a Norma Desmond, entombing herself in her private screening-room obsessively running her old films. Stars Ida Lupino, Martin Balsam and Jerome Cowan. Twilight Zone ep., directed by Mitchell Leisen.

SCREEN ACTORS (1951)
This MGM/ 'Academy' co-production attempts to prove that movie stars are far from being overpaid, petulant prima donnas, and are just ordinary folk like you and I. (Sure!)

A DAY WITH TIMMY PAGE (1967)
Hilarious profile of 11 y.o. wonderkind cine-brat posessed by the spirit of DW Griffith (incl. the pipe) stands as testimony to the dangers of over-exposure to silent cinema.

THE FILM FILM (1980)
Animated film promotion by Alex (Life Be In It) Stitt. Music by (the great) Bruce Smeaton, & voice-over by Bobby Bright.

HOLLYWOOD STEPS OUT (1941)
Characteristic Tex Avery 'spot-gag' cartoon from his Warner Bros. period caricatures Stars from Tinsel Town's Golden Years, incls. Bogart, Davis, Garland, Lorre, Laurel and Hardy & the Marx Bros.

BIOGRAPHY OF THE MOTION PICTURE CAMERA (1947)
Marvellous French post-war doco looks at cinema's antecedants, showing how the development of movies arose out of scientific curiosity regarding the nature of movement of birds and animals.

and featuring

ROGER CORMAN: HOLLYWOOD'S WILD ANGEL (1978)
Impressive profile of the king of low-budget exploitation cinema, featuring interviews with Joe Dante, Ron Howard, Jonathan Demme and Martin Scorsese, and including Corman film and trailer excerpts, many from his prolific period at American International.

Monday 20th., 8pm

SEPTEMBER

FREAKY FUTURES

THE IMPRINT (1980)
Grim animated allegorical shocker involves a boy with a plank strapped to his back.

THE WORLD OF THE FUTURE (1976)
A look at alternative lifestyles and subcultures of the future, 1970s-style. Incls. scenes from George Lucas' first sci-fi film, THX-1138, (1970).

BALLET ROBOTIQUE (1982)
Industrial robot productivity at General Motors is enhanced by the introduction of programmed music into the workplace.

plus "Quickie Theatre" presents:

TRON (1982)
A fun extract from Disney's techno 'period-piece' has programming whiz, Jeff Bridges, battling against digital nemeses whilst trapped inside a pre-Windows computer system.

TECHNO-CRACKED (1933)
A cartoon 'twist' on The Sorcerer's Apprentice, here Ub Iwerks' Flip the Frog builds a robot to mow his lawn, but finds it hard to control.

and featuring:

THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (1986)
Magnificent historical documentary using glorious period colour home-movie and publicity footage, cartoons, photographs and interviews to evoke a pivotal event in Twentieth Century modernity, epitomizing for us the concept of 'The Space Age' -the great 1939 New York World Fair. Narrated by Jason Robards Jr.

August 1999 AD

Monday 2nd., 8pm

DAREDEVILS

WONDER DOG (1945)
Pluto's hormones inspire him to feats of bravura recklessness.

HIGH STEEL (1965)
A dizzying view of Manhattan, the tallest town in the world, and the special breed of men who work cloud-high to keep it growing.

HOUDINI NEVER DIED (1979)
Fantastic doco focussing on the great illusionist and escapologist, born Erich weiss (1874-1926). Includes remarkable footage of Harry himself, but also featuring an appearance f the "Amazing" (James) Randi, who performs Houdini's straitjacket escape- while suspended upside-down, over Niagra Falls. Narrated by Burgess Meredeth.

and featuring

THE DEVIL AT YOUR HEELS (1981)
Award-winning documentary chronicals the five-year preparations of Ken Carter in attempting to realise his long-time obsession to be the world's greatest daredevil. Ken raises a million bucks, builds a rocket-powered car and constructs a ten-story take-off ramp for his assault on a mile-wide stretch of the St. Lawrence river!

Monday 16th., 8pm

GOODBYE SILVERTAILS

DESPOTISM (1946)
In case any of yooze have missed the last twelve years, here we are reminded that power concentrated in the hands of a few able to slant economic distribution in their own favour is one of the hallmarks of injustice.

THE WAY *** THE EAGLE *** SHITS [THE WAY THE EAGLE SHITS (197?)
Brilliantly scathing, satirical exposay of the Capitalist ethos and Multinatioalism, with magnificent use of 'found' footage. A film-essay by journalist, Mike Levin.

plus "Quickie Theatre" presents:

MACBETH (1971)
This exciting excerpt from the Roman Polanski version, produced for Playboy Productions, focuses on Mac's assasination of King Duncan and the ghastly consequences of the corruption that follow thereafter.

and featuring

TRAPS (1985)
Intriguing docu-drama by John Hughes probes the political events surrounding the 1983-1984 federal elections in the early days of the Hawke government , and dissects the construction of political culture in Australia, especially the way politics is represented in the media here. With Carolyn Howard, Paul Davies and John Flaus.



JULY 1999 AD

Monday 5th. 8pm

Swingin' Sixties

Braverman's Condensed Cream of Beatles (1973)
Oscar-winning history of the Beatles and the '60s from the exuberant, youthful days to the socially-conscious end of the decade. Kinestatic imagery captures The Beatles in concert, being interviewed, appearing in news reports intersperced with art, collages, animation, photographs and scenes of social and political activity. Excerpts from their films are also effectively intercut, presenting the spirit of the Beatles, the spirit of the times and the lasting imprint of life and culture made by this remarkable group of musicians. Directed by Charles Braverman. Awards: Atlanta Film Fest., Academy (Oscar TM ) Award (TM).

Approximately Panther (1967)
Run off and find your old stash of "Go-Set"s because this (amaaaazingly-groovy) Melbourne film-document reports on the local teenage cults of 1967, featuring rare footage of Lionel (Yorky) York at the (once) great 3AK- in its heyday, Lynne (Caio Baby) Randell, Adrian Rawlins, The Loved Ones- in a proto 'pop-clip', plus some of the swingin'est period discotheques- so mod, so chic!

Lonely Boy (1961)
The story of popular singer, Paul Anka. Rising from obscure origins, he became the idol of millions of adolescent fans around the world. Here we take a candid loook at both sides of the fame-game. "A monumental waste of celluloid" -Bill Mousoulis.

The Sixties (1970)
Charles Braverman presents a collage of the events and personalities of the 1960s, both political and social. Including Brother Jack at the Berlin Wall, Martin Luther King on racism, some Vietnam demonstrations and, of course, The Beatles.

PLUS

'Quickie Theatre' presents:

Honestly Sincere
The secret to success in everything, (no matter how hard it is to fake). Show-stopping excerpt from Bye Bye Birdie (1963), performed by Conrad Birdie (Jesse Pearson).

and featuring:

Tonite Let's All Make Love in London (1967)
Peter Whitehead's "pop concerto" for film, featuring the music of Pink Floyd, examines various aspects of the swingin' London of the 1960s. Includes interviews with Julie Christie, Vanessa Redgrave, Mick Jagger, Michael Caine and painter David Hockney.



Monday 19th. 8pm

JULY 1999 AD

Rhythm Method

An American Time Capsule (1968)
Condenses 200 years of American history into three explosive minutes. The soundtrack is Beat That Drum by Sandy Nelson.

Rhythm of Africa (1948)
This rare film by Jean (Blood of a Poet, 1930) Cocteau records the culture of the Chad people of French Equatorial Africa, showing the arts, handicrafts and some of the traditional ceremonial dances that had never before been documented on celluloid. Includes songs and music authentically recorded on the spot.

Little Black Sambo (c1938)
This (now) politically-incorrect treatment from legendary animator Ub Iwerks of the classic children's story (1898) by Helen Bannerman is presented for historical interest (but I still can't believe it's not butter!)

Caribbean (1951)
A look at the people, customs, export products, social problems and scenery of the (once) British West Indies, British Guiana and British Honduras, interwoven with a musical background of calypso music, ritual drumming, ancient folk songs and traditional dance rhythms. 1st prize: Venice Film Festival, 1951.

plus

Inauguration of the Pleasure Dome (1966)
(Unless this print has been replace in the last 10 years) this rousing alchemical concoction is a toe-tapping reverie not to be missed, (otherwise it's Janachek!). Black Music in America: the '70s (1979) This overview preents a musical journey from Motown to disco and Donna Summer. Includes clips of over 75 groups. Narrated by Isaac Hayes and Dionne Warwick.

Lollipop Opera (1971) Rossini's Barber of Seville propels this amusing synchopated fantasy about a metaphorical haircut.

Duke Ellington at the Whitehouse (1969) A special guest performance in Washington.



JUNE 1999 A.D.

LOOK INTO MY EYES!

Monday 7th, 8.00PM

CAPTIVE MINDS: HYPNOSIS & BEYOND (1983)
Pretty damn groovy documentary on mind-control, hypnosis and altered-states-of- consciousness in the fields of advertising, politics, cults, and psychiatry, revealing what you need to do if you want either to avoid mind-control or embrace it.

THE MAGICAL MAESTRO (1952) Nutty Tex Avery cartoon has Svengali-like illusionist Mesmerising an opera singer with his "lit-tle ma-gic wand!". nb: Ignore the annoying hair in the projector gate.

SVENGALI (1931) Svengali, an evil musical maestro with inexplicable Mesmeric powers, hypnotizes, abducts and marries the young and beautiful Trilby, a homeless artist's model, whom he transforms as his slave into a world-famous singer, despite the fact that she is tone-deaf and only able to sing under his influence. From the classic horror story by George Du Maurier, directed by Archie Mayo, starring a prime John Barrymore in one of his last roles, with Donald Meek. Bizarre sets by Anton Grot, and a swag of memorable visual effects.

HOG HEAVEN

Monday 21st., 8.00PM

*SPINNOLIO (198?) Hilarious, rough-parody of Collodi's classic fairytale is a kind of ludicrous, marionette "Being There" (1979), incidentally featuring a bikie-gang.

SOC SCI 127 (1968) Bill Sanders is a tattoo artist. He brings his view of the world to an undergraduate sociology class on body adornment, and elsewhere boozily expounds on the woes of the world. Gob-smacking piece of documentary film-making from first-timer, Danny Lyon.

SCORPIO RISING (1964) Kenneth Anger's remarkable evocation of the motorcycle as fetish object, stylishly intercut with shots of Hitler, James Dean, Marlon Brando and Jesus, and set to a soundtrack of classy pop songs.

and featuring:

DEVIL'S ANGELS (1967) Fugitive killer bikies destroy everything in their path. Gloriously lurid and cheap American International Production, starring John Cassavetes, with Mimsie Farmer.



APRIL

AD 1999

Monday 5th.

NO SPLODGE TONIGHT (due to Easter Monday). blame Jesus!



Monday 19th., 8.00pm

CANNABIS CAPERS

MARIJUANA, THE GREAT ESCAPE(1970) Fantastic, moralising parable set around the Dragster-racing scene contrasts clean- cut adolescents on the track with grouchy, shiftless pot-heads in Combi-vans.

WORLD OF THE WEED (197?) A history of the use of the use of the Hemp plant, its fibre and resin since its origins in China. The age-long moderate use of the drug as a medicine and as a harmless euphoric, and its occasional use in a concentrated form (hashish) as a stimulant to violence, have led, in turn, to its cultivation and, then, to its severe restriction.

MARIJUANA (196?) A brilliant lightning look at the technical aspects of cannabis.

FOCUS ON MARIJUANA (197/) A dramatic tale of teenagers caught amidst the moral dilemma to smoke or not to smoke.

and featuring:

CISCO PIKE (1972) Incredible must-see tale of once-successful '60s rock star (Kris Kristofferson) who has been avoiding the drug-scene at the request of his girlfriend but who falls on tough times and becomes entangled with a bent cop (Gene Hackman), who blackmails him back into dealing. With Karen Black, Roscoe Lee Brown, Harry Dean Stanton and Viva! (!)



MARCH

AD 1999

Monday 1st., 8pm

CONSPIRACY THEORY

featuring

THE MAN IN THE WHITE SUIT (1951) A naive laboratory assistant (Alec Guinness) discovers the "ultimate" commodity- a material that never wears out and that never gets dirty. However, opposition from the forces of both capital and labour mount as the potential economic consequences of such a product are anticipated, and manufacturers and unionists alike set out to bury the formula. A charming Ealing comedy, with Cecil Parker and Michael Gough.

plus

JAIL BAIT (1937) Hilarious Buster Keaton short has an unsuspecting character (Keaton) agreeing to participate in a twisted plot to catch a murderer after being promised a share of the reward money.

RED NIGHTMARE (1962) Twilight Zone-ish story about a typical American guy's nightmare of life under Communism...

E (197?) The funniest NFBC cartoon ever made(!) You see an "E", but the King (and his secret police) say you see a "B". Multi award-winning cartoon about the clandestine engineering of consensus.

THE WAY OF THE EAGLE (197?) Brilliantly scathing satirical expose of Yankee Capitalism shows, with magnificent use of "found" footage, how the American Way depends on keeping the masses disenfranchised, both at home and abroad.



Monday 15th., 8pm

JUST THE ONE

THUNDER ROAD (1957) A hillbilly family run a whisky still in Harlan County during Prohibition, but coming under pressure from both the Feds and the Chicago mob, fight back, with mayhem ensuing. Produced by, and starring Robert Mitchum (who also had a hit record with the title song.( Also features Gene Barry.)

THE FATAL GLASS OF BEER (1933) W.C. Fields stars in this hilarious parody of the (now-forgotten) 'Yukon- melodrama' movie genre. This little classic pivots on the running-gag line, "T'aint neither a fit night out for man nor beast.", but ostensibly deals with the return of Chester, the prodigal son, to Fields' snow-bound cabin.

SODA SQUIRT (1933) Another Flip the Frog cartoon from Ub Iwerks. This time, Flip goes into the refreshment business.

plus "Quickie Theatre" presents:

DR. JECKYL AND MR. HYDE (1920) An excerpt from the most highly-regarded of the seven silent screen versions of Stevenson's story, this one starring John Barrymore. Prohibition subtexts abound. Another from The History of the Motion Picture series.



FEBRUARY

AD 1999

*Monday 1st., 8pm

ADVENTURE OVERLOAD

MOVIES ARE ADVENTURE (1949) Produced for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (tm) by Universal Pictures, this promotional short involves a typical post-war American family's hallucinatory experiences whilst at the pictures.

THE HUGE ADVENTURES OF TREVOR, A CAT (1985) Hilarious Swinburne Film School cartoon classic about the reckless misadventures of a quizzical cat. Directed by John Taylor, (who later went on to make a sequel, "Trevor Island").

plus "Quickie Theatre" presents:

TWENTY-THOUSAND LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA (1954) Spiffingly entertaining excerpt from superb, multiple Oscar(tm)-winning Disney production has nutty renegade genius, Captain Nemo (James Mason), upsetting the global geo-political status quo with his futuristic nuclear submarine, 'The Nautilus'. (*non* subliminally-embedded version).

and featuring:

FIVE WEEKS IN A BALLOON (1962) Magnificent adventure-fantasy confection from Irwin Allen (directing) has the (usual) Jules Verne/ Golden-Age-of-Exploration template. Professor Fergusson attempts to make 1862 aviation history by mapping the uncharted territories of West Africa. Much-loved cast includes Red Buttons, Barbara Eden, Peter Lorre, Richard Hayden, Billy Gilbert, Henry Daniel and Fabian. -Oh, and Cedric Hardwicke.



*Monday 15th., 8pm

THRILLER

FANTORRO (1971) An imaginary, three-part Science Fiction 'serial', set in Paris, around the Belle Epoque. Jan Lenica's ornate tribute to the most famous of such concoctions, Louis Feuillade's "Fantomas" serials.

TREASURE IN THE PYRAMID (197?) Hilarious cryptic chase cartoon, set in an exotic jungle locale, has a touch of Jules Verne, Indiana Jones (and Flipper!)

THE STORY OF THE SILENT SERIALS (1962) Eclipsed by the 'awfulness' of the cheap, 'Sam Katzman'-type Saturday matinee serials of the Sound period, the splendor of the serials from the Silent era, (of which "The Perils of Pauline" is probably the most well-known), is investigated in this impressive study. An episode from "The History of the Motion Picture" series.

and featuring:

JUDEX (1963) Fantastic 'goodies Vs. baddies' comic-book adventure, resplendant with poetic symbolism and surreal set-pieces. Directed by Georges Franju. (In French, with sub-titles).



JANUARY

AD 1999

Monday, 4th., 8.00pm

GIRL TROUBLE

THREE DUMB CLUCKS (1937) Three Stooges short. The Stooges' dad wants to leave their mother for a gold-digging blonde. (Curley plays dual role as the father and himself.)

BRAUTY KNOWS NO PAIN (1971) Behind-the-scenes story of the hysteric Texas cheer-leader squad, The Rangerettes, from Kilgore College. Directed by photographic guru, Elliot (Frenchman riding a bike with a loaf of bread on it) Erwitt.

FRANKENSTEIN CREATED WOMAN (1966) Realising that the manufacture of synthetic bodies cannot lead to immortality, Baron Von F. shifts his attention to "soul" transplants, bestowing the spirit of wrongly-executed convict in the body of his hideously-scarred lover. Classic bloke-in-a-dame's-body scenario, starring Peter Cushing, and directed by master Hammer director, Terence Fisher.



MONDAY, 18th., 8.00pm

CAR TROUBLE

TWO TARS (1920) Classic hilarious Laurel and Hardy Short has Stan and Ollie on a country drive caught in a massive traffic jam. Tempers rise and the scene escaleates into a massive bout of destruction.

BIG YELLOW TAXI (1971) Boppy Joni Mitchell song about the tar-and-cement parking lot situation.

MICKEY' TRAILER (1938) Donald, Mickey and Goofy take a suspenseful caravan trip. From "The Gang's All Here" series, in Technicolor.

*IT'S A LIVING (1984) One shift in the life of a Sydney taxi-driver. Directed by Laurie Kirkwood.

MOTOR MANIA (1950) Mild Mr. Walker transforms into the megalomaniacal Mr. Wheeler simply by virtue of taking up position behind the steering wheel of his car. Fifties-period instructional Disney cartoon, featuring Goofy.

THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH (1969) Young Milo drives through a magic turn-pike, which conveys him into a strange world where letters and numbers are at war. Directed by Chuck Jones. Voices by Hans Conreid, Mel Blanc, Daws Butler and June Foray. Butch ("Munsters") Patrick as Milo.

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