DECMBER AD 2000

Monday 18th., 9 pm

A MARS A DAY.....!!!!!

*WHO'S OUT THERE? (1975), *RED PLANET MARS (1953).

*WHO'S OUT THERE? (1975),
A number of distinguished scientists conclude that there IS someone out there in Outer Space! ORSON WELLES, host (and star) recounts the details of his (in)famous 1938 radio broadcast, "THE WAR OF THE WORLDS", depicting monstrous Mars life-forms invading Earth. Welles leads us through science fiction - to science fact - to the new view of extra-terrestrial life now emerging from probes to the planets; to interstellar discoveries and findings about the nature of "Life Itself"! 28 min. NFVLS.

and featuring:

*RED PLANET MARS (1953),
Despite its title, Red Planet Mars takes place on terra firma, sans space ships, cosmic rays or space cadets.

Radio-astronomer Chris Cronyn (PETER MISSION IMPOSSIBLE GRAVES) , sequestered with wife and child in his bucolic rural lab, has managed to receive radio transmissions from the vicinity of...MARS.!

The Martians, it appears, have produced a Utopian civilisation, ruled by Divine Law ( - if not the Creator, Himself! - ), prolonged their life-span to 300 years and use Cosmic Power for energy! When news of ET-Heaven and their peaceful and prosperous way-of-life spreads around the world, all sorts of terrestrial havoc erupts. The Earth-dwellers fear that these secrets will soon be forwarded on and bugger up all the nice, cushy sinecures of our planet's elites. Earth's whole global economic system crashes! The Soviet Union collapses! Is the USA next?!!! Are the Martian emissions the work of Communists ( - get it? *RED* planet? - the film was made at the height of the McCarthy terror - ), or are they in thick with The Big Guy, as the messages claim?

A special highlight is the crazed, dipso ex-Nazi (in the pay of Uncle Joe and the Ruskies, who are, of course, hell-bent on crippling global Capitalism), secretly labouring high in the seclusion of the Andes on a similar project!

Despite dishing out such a fantastic concoction of hokum, this ludicrous Z'-grade effort, - delving into the realms of science, politics, religion, and Communism - actually partially presages developments in world affairs to be seen decades on ( - not the Mars bits, though!).

The actors concerned turn in creditable performances, 'though it's the sort of film from early in Peter Graves' career that qualified him for all those FLYING HIGH flicks!.

Credits: PETER (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE) GRAVES: Chris Cronyn, Andrea King: Linda Cronyn, Herbert Berghof: Franz Calder, WILLIS BOUCHEY: President, MORRIS ANKRUM: Secretary of Defense Sparks, Vince Barnett: Seedy Man Listening to Radio, Grace Leonard: Seedy Woman Listening to Radio. From a play by John L. Balderston and John Hoare. Cinematography by Joseph F. (DONOVAN'S BRAIN, 1953) Biroc. Director: Harry Horner. 86 min. NFVLS.

NOVEMBER AD 2000

Monday 06th., 8pm

*ONE FROGGY EVENING (1955), *BAD LUCK BLACKIE (1949), *FINE FEATHERED FRIEND (1942), *AFTER YOU'VE GONE (1946), *THE WILD ONE (1954), *THE SMALLEST SHOW ON EARTH (1957), *COPS (1922), *BIG BUSINESS (1929), *TWO TARS (1928).

*ONE FROGGY EVENING (1955)
"Hello ma baby, hello ma honey, hello ma ragtime gal..." A workman finds a SINGING FROG in the cornerstone of an old building being demolished. But when he tries to cash in on his discovery, he finds the frog will sing only for him, and just croak for the talent agent and the audience in the theater he's spent his life savings on. Terrence Monck .... Michigan J. Frog (singing voice), Michael Maltese (story), Directed by CHUCK JONES. 7 min.

plus-

*BAD LUCK BLACKIE (1949),
A little cat is being mercilessly tormented by a mean bulldog until one day he meets a black cat who offers a bad-luck service. Whenever the little cat blows a whistle, the black cat comes out, and the bulldog is struck down with an attack of bad luck. Things look bad for the bulldog until he realizes that a cat's color can be changed... Dir: TEX AVERY. 8min.

*FINE FEATHERED FRIEND (1942),

Jerry mouse takes advantage of a rather mean tempered hen (that looks suspiciously like a rooster) to hide from Tom. Directed by BILL HANNA & JOE BARBERA . 8min.

*AFTER YOU'VE GONE (1946),
Trippy, psychedelic DISNEY take on a Swing standard has a suspiciously 'fischinger' smell to it! (Psychotropics still in the system after the '43-'45 Sth. America projects?) The BENNY GOODMAN QUARTET provides the sound. Segment from the 10-part, animated portmanteau feature, MAKE MINE MUSIC (1946).

plus, (the return of) >>Quickie Theatre<<, with EXCERPTS from:

*THE WILD ONE (1954), [excerpt]
A gang of 40 motorcyclists, the Black Rebels, gatecrash a legitimate motorcycle race. They are eventually thrown out, but one of the gang steals the second prize trophy and gives it to their leader, Johnny. The gang then ride into Wrightsville, where they cruise up and down the main street, and pile into Bleekers - the local bar. The owner of the bar, the Sheriff, is happy to let the bikers spend their money, so does nothing to break up any disturbances. We pick up the story just before Johnny falls for the Sheriffs daughter, and tries to impress her with the trophy. When a rival gang ride into town, trouble is just around the corner. Directed by László Benedek. MARLON BRANDO .... Johnny Strabler/Narrator Mary Murphy .... Kathie Bleeker

*THE SMALLEST SHOW ON EARTH (1957), [excerpt]
How not to exhibit films - a comedy of errors. Jean and Bill are a struggling married couple with Bill trying to scrape a living as a writer. Out of the blue they receive a telegram informing them that Bill's long-lost uncle has died and left them his business - a cinema in the town of Sloughborough. They pack their bags and travel to Sloughborough expecting to sell the cinema to gain a huge inheritance, however, they discover the cinema is falling apart and is run by a comically incompetant staff who seem to have worked there forever. They set out with a plan to sell it but things don't quite go to plan. Having decided to take over the management of the cinema, in the perhaps naive view that they can run a cinema without bothering with the irksome task of learning how to do it, a variety of simple but humorous mishaps and the dirty tricks of a rival cinema lead to the dismissal of the chief projectionist. The folly of this is brought home by the frequent foul ups in the projection box and the resultant riots in the auditorium. Sellers gets a good script and he shows that he deserves it. Sid James could act before he appeared in so many Carry On films playing a remarkably similar character, and carries on from his Ealing days. Directed by BASIL DEARDEN. Virginia McKenna .... Jean Bill Travers .... Matt MARGARET RUTHERFORD .... Mrs. Fazackalee PETER SELLERS .... Percy Quill BERNARD MILES .... Old Tom SID JAMES .... Mr. Hogg STRINGER DAVIS .... Emmett

and

Robert Youngson's "THE GOLDEN AGE OF COMEDY" (1957), [excerpts], incl.:

*COPS (1922),
Through a series of mistaken identities BUSTER KEATON winds up with a load of furniture in the middle of parade of policemen. An anarchist's bomb lands in his carriage. After lighting his cigarette with it, he tosses it into the ranks of police. When it explodes, the police chase him all over town. The long shot of Buster driving the wagon up the street directly at the camera, with the sudden flood of cops pouring in from the sides, is as beautiful as it is funny. BUSTER KEATON .... The Young Man Joe Roberts .... Police Chief Virginia Fox .... Mayor's Daughter Edward F. Cline .... Hobo

*BIG BUSINESS (1929),
STAN and OLLIE are Christmas tree salesmen in California. Business is slow and a simple argument with one grumpy prospective customer (JAMES FINLAYSON) escalates from a simple argument into full scale mutual destruction with Stan & Ollie destroying the customers house and garden, whilst Finlayson reduces their car to scrap metal, all under the disbelieving gaze of a police officer & an assembled. Directed by James W. Horne & Leo McCarey. crowd. 20 min. STAN LAUREL .... Stan OLIVER HARDY .... Ollie AMES FINLAYSON .... Homeowner Tiny Sandford .... Policeman

*TWO TARS (1928),
Stanley and Oliver, two sailors on shore leave, rent a car and go on a drive with their dates, but soon get involved in a huge traffic jam with dozens of ill-tempered motorists. A minor collision sets off an escalating series of tit-for-tat retaliations which eventually has most of the cars in pieces. Probably the best silent Laurel and Hardy ever made. It is hilarious.

From the opening lamp-post gag, to the gumball machine, to the hilarious traffic jam and finally the train ending, this movie really is a rib-tickler. It's one of the greatest comedies ever made! Thelma Hill and Ruby Blaine are the girls, and Edgar Kennedy is the motorist whose car Laurel and Hardy promptly tear to shreds. 21 min. STAN LAUREL .... Stanley OLIVER HARDY .... Oliver Edgar Kennedy .... Motorist Thelma Hill .... Brunette girl Ruby Blaine .... Blonde girl Directed by James Parrott

AUGUST AD 2000

Monday 07th., 8pm UPBEAT!

*SINKIN' IN THE BATHTUB (1930), *BLACK MUSIC IN AMERICA: FROM THEN TILL NOW (1971), *JIMMY THE C (1977), *FOUR JAZZ SOUNDIES (1942), *KEEP ON ROCKIN! (1972).

*SINKIN' IN THE BATHTUB (1930),
Bosko bathes, dances, improvises music and visits his girlfriend Honey to a succession of (once) popular tunes. The first LOONEY TUNES cartoon! Directed by HUGH HARMON and RUDOLPH ISING. 9 min. NFVLS.

*BLACK MUSIC IN AMERICA: FROM THEN TILL NOW (1971),
Presents the history of black people's contribution to American music from the pioneer days until 1970. Features (among others) LOUIS ARMSTRONG, MAHALIA JACKSON, DUKE ELLINGTON, COUNT BASSIE, NINA SIMONE and (what is reported to be) the only footage of BESSIE SMITH. Dir: Hugh A. Robertson. A Learning Corporation of America production. 28 min. ALC.

*JIMMY THE C (1977), Singing peanut, (ex-)President Jimmy Carter, backed by a chorus-line of leggy, leguminous pulses, "Betty Boo"s his way through RAY CHARLES' "GEORGIA"! Only by seeing it will you believe it!!! Academy AwardTM nominee, 1977. Produced by James Picker, Robert Grossman and Craig Whitaker (Motionpicker Productions). 4 min. ALC.

*FOUR JAZZ SOUNDIES (1942),
Soundies, forerunners to the rock-clip, were made for visual jukeboxes in the 1940s. Here's a set of FOUR numbers featuring LOUIS ARMSTRONG, GENE KRUPA, FATS WALLER & CAB CALLOWAY! 12 min. NFVLS.

and featuring:

*KEEP ON ROCKIN! (1972),
On the stage of the 1969 Toronto Rock and Roll Revival - a part of the Sweet Toronto Peace Festival (where "Give Peace a Chance" was the theme) - a Rock Festival, featuring some of the greatest musical artists of North America, took place. BO DIDLEY, JERRY LEE LEWIS, CHUCK BERRY, LITTLE RICHARD, PHIL DANIELS, Philip Davis, all make their appearance in spectacular fashion, in enormous cars and the like. A young public jams the stage, ready for the long and frenetic hours of music. Euphoria erupts as opener Bo Diddey, electric guitar in hand, appears on stage. After several songs full of force and fury, Bo retires soaked i sweat, followed by none other than Jerry Lee Lewis, who begins his repertoire with a slow and sweet ballad. A film by D A Pennebaker, one of the foremost proponents of direct cinema, a style of film-making that favored the immediate recording of reality in as unobtrusive a manner as possible. 94 min. NFVLS.

Monday 21st., 8pm

UNDERGROUND CLASSICS

*SCORPIO RISING (1964), *HOLD ME WHILE I'M NAKED (1966), *MONGOLOID (1978), *ECLIPSE OF THE SUN VIRGIN (1967), *FLAMING CREATURES (1963), *BLONDE COBRA (1963).

This month Splodge! is proud to have as its guest curator Dr. Constantine Verevis from the School of Literary, Visual and Performance Studies in the Faculty of Arts at Monash University. Dr Verevis will also introduce the programme on the night.

*SCORPIO RISING (1964),
KENNETH ANGER's remarkable evocation of the motorcycle as fetish-object, set to a sound-track of classy pop songs, has anti-hero "Scorpio" stylishly intercut with shots of HITLER, JAMES DEAN, MARLON BRANDO and JESUS. Violence, black humour, motorcycle cultists, death and demonic forces. 29 min.

*HOLD ME WHILE I'M NAKED (1966),
An early GEORGE KUCHAR film using his familiar mix of lurid, hysterical melodrama, personal reflections and overblown or sad music. Effective as both a melancholy diary of frustration and a powerful pastiche, and said to be a major influence on director, JOHN WATERS. Director: George Kuchar. 15 min.

*MONGOLOID (1978),
Composed of hilarious instructional diagrams, old television commercials, and found footage, structured into a parody of America's "silent majority". "Mongoloid", the song on the soundtrack, was written and performed by the American punk-rock group DEVO. Note: No spoken dialogue. Producer: BRUCE CONNOR. 4 min.

*ECLIPSE OF THE SUN VIRGIN (1967),
Something of a follow-up to HOLD ME WHILE I'M NAKED (1966). Described by Kuchar as "a chilling montage of crimson repression". Director: George Kuchar. 12 min.

*FLAMING CREATURES (1963),
The films of Hollywood 'Z'-grade movie-queen MARIA MONTEZ, and those of JOSEPH VON STERNBERG with MARLENE DIETRICH, were points of departure for this dream-like evocation of a mythological Hollywood - 'a comedy set in a haunted Hollywood studio' as Smith described it.

Ten scenes of uncertain polymorphous, perverse sex, accompanied by nostalgic and repetitive music, were filmed on often murky and over-exposed film-stock, and minimally edited with deliberately obscured boundaries between scenes.

A key work of the American avant garde, FLAMING CREATURES has been located within the tradition of 'the cinema of shock', which goes back to UN CHIEN ANDALOU (1929). It has been compared with the works of BAUDELAIRE and the paintings of DELACROIX and BOSCH.

Despite its notoriety, Susan Sontag has rightly described Smith's film as 'too full of pathos and too ingenuous to be prurient'. Director, script, photography: Jack Smith. Note: Contains scenes which may offend some viewers. 43 min. NFVLS.

*BLONDE COBRA (1963).
This is a reworking by Ken Jacobs of film and sound tapes abandoned by Bob Fleischner and Jack Smith. The original intention was to make a 'light monster movie comedy' in two separate stories.

Jacob's film is a fragmented weave of sound and image designed to undermine the sound/image relationships in a narrative.

Jack Smith portrays a self-destructive personality playing many different characters.

P. Adams Sitney ("Visionary Film: The American Avant-Garde" [1974]) comments that Smith reveals sexual despair while at the same time mocking such despair. Filmmakers: Bobby Fleischner, Ken Jacobs. Cast: Jack Smith. 33 min. NFVLS.

JULY AD 2000

Monday 5th., 8pm

Bow-Wow WOW!

FROM HOPELESS TO HELPLESS (~1965) , SIRIUS REMEMBERED (1960) , THE THREE LITTLE PIGS (1933), HAMS THAT COULDN'T BE CURED (1942), THE MONGRELOID (1978), DOGGONE TIRED (1948), BACALL TO ARMS (1946), EXPERIMENTS IN THE RIVIVAL OF ORGANISMS (1940), DOG WATCH (1945). ANGUS LOST (1982), PETER AND THE WOLF (1946)

FROM HOPELESS TO HELPLESS (~1965)
Episode from the UNDERDOG SHOW cartoon series, originating from the Total Television/Leonard Productions stable, (which also brought us THE KING LEONARDO SHOW). A shoe-shine puppy transforms himself into a superhero every time Sweet Polly Purebred (a pretty TV reporter) gets in trouble. With voices of WALLY COX (Underdog), DON ADAMS, (the great) JACKSON BECK, & Norma McMillan (Sweet Polly Pure- bred). Also includes two Aesop and Son segments! 26 min.

SIRIUS REMEMBERED (1960),
Stan Brakhage searched for 'the deeper image of death' as he filmed, over a period of weeks, the decomposition of the corpse of his family's DEAD DOG, using a series of rhythmic camera movements. "Mystical Illumination" helped him edit the film, he once said. 12 min.

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS (1933),
Classic DISNEY version of the traditional story was a morale-booster when it was released in the depths of the GreatDepression. Sing along to Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?, if you dare! Technicolor. 9 min. NFVLS.

HAMS THAT COULDN'T BE CURED (1942)

The Big Bad Wolf, put on trial for crimes against bacon, makes out he's just a big sissy, completely in the clear, and that it's all a big frame-up by the trio of porkers. Parody of THE THREE LITTLE PIGS, (1933) from the wolf's point of view, turns out to be yet another excuse to play swing music with household utensils. It's also actually a direct steal from THE TRIAL OF MR. WOLF, (1941), [Friz Freleng, Warner Bros.] A Swing Symphony from the "Woody Woodpecker" cartoon studio, releasing through Universal Pictures). Dir. Walter Lantz. 6.5 min. ALC.

THE MONGRELOID (1978),

NUTTY George Kuchar reminisces with his doggy pal about their great times together. Flashbacks to happier times, & an unhappy meeting with a horse, are accompanied by western songs & other stirring toons. 9 min. NFVLS.

DOGGONE TIRED (1948),
Absolutely hilarious TEX AVERY cartoon involves a screwy rabbit finding ways to prevent a hunting-dog from sleeping, so that the pathetic pooch will be too tired to catch him in the morning! 8 min. NFVLS.

BACALL TO ARMS (1946),
A Hollywood wolf makes a pass at a cute movie usherette, gets slapped in the face, then settles down for the show. But his juices get flowing again when the feature, TO HAVE,TO HAVE,TO HAVE.., comes on, and he's inflamed by the hot romantic scenes between Bogey Gocart and Laurie Becool. Dir: BOB CLAMPETT,WB. 7 min. NFVLS.

EXPERIMENTS IN THE REVIVAL OF DEAD ORGANISMS (1940),
Godless Soviet (COMMIE) SADISTS purport to bring flatlined pooches back to life using old Victa lawnmower parts! Presented by British Marxist boffin, JBS Haldane. 22min. ALC.

DOG WATCH (1945),
Mickey's faithful mutt, PLUTO, is given the responsibility of looking after the ship while the crew goes on shore leave. All goes well until a crafty, hungry wharf rat sneaks on board. Technicolor. Dir: Charles Nicholls. 8 min. ALC.

ANGUS LOST (1982),
Charming live- actioner, with more than a touch of FRED BASSETT to it, about Scotty dog who breaks curfew & goes a- wand'rin'. So full of lovable antics you could carve it. Story: Marjory PING THE DUCK Flack. 12 min. ALC.

PETER AND THE WOLF (1946),
Cartoon adaptation of Russian folk-tale involving boy, Peter and his hunt for a raiding wolf. Originally a segment of the feature MAKE MINE MUSIC (1946), later released separately, DISNEY's animated version, set to the music of Sergei Prokofiev, came several years after his classic FANTASIA (1940). 16 min. NFVLS.

Monday 17th., 8pm JULY

Film Femmes

POOR CINDERELLA (1934), LEADING LADIES (1973), EDITH HEAD (1981), DAMES (1934), THE LOVE GODDESSES: A HISTORY OF SEX IN THE CINEMA (1965).

POOR CINDERELLA (1934),
BETTY BOOP stars in a fractured musical retelling of the Cinderella story. Prod: MAX FLEISCHER, Dir: Dave Fleischer (maybe), Anim: Seymour Kneitel, Roland Crandall, Mus: Charles Tobias. 10 min. NFVLS.

LEADING LADIES (1973),
A curious ritual of the film business, known only to insiders, was to incorporate brief shots of females in film leaders, ostensibly to check colour-balance on skin tones. Film-artist Lynsey Martin did the obvious thing and edited together as many "Kodak ladies" as he could find. 5 min. NFVLS.

EDITH HEAD (1981),
An interview with the multi-award winning, veteran Hollywood costume designer, in which she discusses her career and presents some of the costumes she has designed for Hollywood legends, incl. MAE WEST, JEAN HARLOW, GINGER ROGERS, DOROTHY LAMOUR, PAUL NEWMAN and ROBERT REDFORD. Dir: Christian (ROGER CORMAN: HOLLY- WOOD'S WILD ANGEL, 1978) Blackwood, Charlotte Kerr. Prod Co: Blackwood/Sokal- Kerr Productions. 28 min. ALC.

plus Quickie Theatre presents:

DAMES (1934) [excerpt]

Extracts from the Warners 'show musical', featuring two lavishly staged BUSBY BERKELEY numbers.The titlenumber, Dames, by Al Dubin and Harry Warren, under Berkeley's imaginative direction becomes 'a paean to feminine pulchritude' in the words of one writer. Dubin and Warren's song, I Only Have Eyes For You, features a whole bevy of 'RUBY KEELER's, in Berkeley's staging of a dream that DICK POWELL is having in a New York subway! Dir: Ray Enright, Musical dir: BUSBY BERKELEY, Scr: DELMER DAVES, Phot: SOL POLITO, Editor: Harold McLernon Mus: HARRY WARREN, AL DUBIN. 24 min. NFVLS.

and featuring:

THE LOVE GODDESSES: A HISTORY OF SEX IN THE CINEMA (1977),
This FANTASTIC documentary focuses on Hollywood's changing depiction of sex in the movies from the silent era to the 60s, and presents a veritable cavalcade of screen sirens, undoubtedly some of the most beautiful actresses to grace the silver screen, including MARILYN MONROE, THEDA BARA, LOUISE BROOKS, MARLENE DIETRICH, JEAN HARLOW, RITA HAYWORTH, AUDREY HEPBURN, HEDY LAMARR, CAROL LOMBARD, GINGER ROGERS, BARBARA STANWYCK, BRIGITTEs HELM & BARDOT, LANA TURNER and MAE WEST. Containing many welcome classic scenes, it is the fascination of the film-clips that carries the day - thus, thankfully, Nostalgia triumphs over analysis once again! The Nine Network used to run "The Love Goddesses" in their midnight to dawn schedule in the (alas) long-gone days of all-night movies. Leonard Maltin says it is supposed to run for 87 minutes, and that it has a colour sequence, but the print we have here has been "abbreviated". Whether this occurred before or after it was struck, we cannot tell, (though we shall soon know). Possibly this colour sequence is missing from this print, or, perhaps it is the montage- sequence involving actresses seductively smoking cigarettes that has been removed, (either by dictates of political correctness, or possibly by an obsessive fan of oral gratification!) Compiled by Saul J. (THE HISTORY OF THE MOTION PICTURE series ) Turell, Music: PERCY FAITH. 77 min. NFVLS.



JUNE

AD 2000

Monday 5th., 8pm

KRIMEWAVE

THE CUCKOO MURDER CASE (1930),
Gumshoe FLIP THE FROG is lured to a deserted mansion on a dark and stormy night to investigate the murder of the wooden inhabitant of a cuckoo-clock. Produced, direct- ed and animated by UB IWERKS, Music: CARL STALLING. 8 min. NFVLS.

THE HOOSE-GOW (1929),
LAUREL AND HARDY are on the chain gang. Stanley, on wood-cutting detail, inadvertently cuts down the lookout-post, so they are both assigned to ditch digging, (where it's presumed they can do no harm). Another 'textbook' example of a L&H 'set-up' escalating to cinematic mayhem. Director: James Parrott, Script: LEO McCAREY, Producer: HAL ROACH. 20 min. NFVLS. 20 min.

DONALD'S CRIME (1951),

DONALD DUCK needs money to take his girlfriend, Daisy, to a dance, so he steals his nephews' piggy bank. Tormented by guilt, Donald returns the money before his nephews discover what has happened. Made at the peak of Ol' Don's popularity, and an outstanding example of Disney morality regarding the psychology of guilt. Producer: WALT DISNEY, Director: Jack King, Script: Ralph Wright. 7 min. ALC.

THE PENGUIN DECLINES (1967)
The Joker smuggles The Penguin out of prison to collaborate on a crime-wave inspired by the signs of the Zodiac. The green gag-meister persuades his other accomplice, Venus, to attempt to cajole Batman into revealing the location of the BatCave. The Joker and Penguin stow away in the trunk of the Batmobile and breech batcave security. The Caped Crusader turns Venus from her evil ways, but he, she and Boy Wonder, Robin, are chained in a shallow pool, about to be eaten by a giant clam. Meanwhile, The Joker turns all of Gotham City's water into strawberry jam. Commissioner Gordon: "You know I'm violently opposed to police brutality." This episode was one the series' first 'three- parter's, simultaneously celebrating the show's one year anniversary and helping to open ABCs second season. What more could you want? Cast: Adam West, Burt Ward and Alan MACBETH (195 ) Napier, Neil KING KONG 1933) Hamilton, Stafford Repp. Special guest villain: CEASAR ROMERO as The Joker, BURGESS MEREDITH as The Penguin, Terry Moore (HOWARD HUGHES' former girlfriend) as Venus. Director: Ozcar Rudolph, Story by Stephen Kandel, Teleplay by Stephen Kandel and Stanford Sherman, Photography: Howard Schwartz, Theme Music: Neil Hefti, Performed by NELSON RIDDLE, Editing: Frank O'Neil, Produced by Howie Horwitz, Company: Greenway, in association with Twentieth Century Fox Television. 25 min.

JAIL BAIT (1937,
Hilarious Buster Keaton short has an unsuspecting character (Keaton) agreeing to participate in a twisted plot to catch a murderer after being promised a share of the reward money. 20 min. NFVLS.

and featuring

MANIAC (1934),
A mad scientist, Dr Meirschultz, experiments on dead bodies obtained from the morgue by his even more insane assistant, Maxwell, a former vaudeville impersonator who turns out to be the true maniac. A truly bizarre, no-budget exploitation film, made by a husband and wife team, is thinly disguised as a docu- drama on madness with more than a passing nod to Edgar Allan Poe. The opening title proclaims fear to be a psychic disease. [Maxwell's hallucinations include excerpts from Witchcraft Through the Ages a (1922)And Siegfried (1924)]. Be warned: there are a few brief shots of bare-breasted women and at one point Maxwell plucks out the gleaming eye of a black cat and eats it.! More Director: Dwain Esper, Assistant director: J. Stuart Blackton, Jr., Story and continuity: Hildagarde Stadie, Photography: William Thompson, Editor: William Austin. Cast: Bill Woods, Horace Carpenter, Ted Edwards, Phyllis Diller, (but not the famous comedienne). 51 min. NFVLS.

Maniac (1934),
Dwain Esper's immortal sleaze-fest is the forerunner of today's trash cinema. See a cat's eye being eaten, women fighting with syringes, a mad rapist and more. While it pretends to be a thoughtful analysis of mental illness, this truly twisted drama from famed exploitation director Esper actually is a Depression-era rendition of Edgar Allan Poe's The Black Cat, injected with catfights (both literal and figurative), nudity and necrophilia. Its thoroughly outlandish scenario involves what happens when a psychotic kills a crazed doctor, and then takes on his identity. Note: The actress named Phyllis Diller, who plays Mrs. Buckley, is not the more famous comedienne.

"Typically delirious Esper schlockfest- filmed mostly in somebody's basement...High points include a passionate soliloquy on insanity, pulling out a cat's eye and eating it, and a climactic fight between two women armed with hypodermic needles!" - Rob Edelman, Movie & Video Guide.

Directed by Dwain Esper with Bill Woods, Horace Carpenter, Ted Edwards, Phyllis Diller, 54 m., B&W.

Maniac 1934, 54 mins. Directed by Dwain Esper with Bill Woods, Horace Carpenter, Ted Edwards, Phyllis Diller.

While it pretends to be a thoughtful analysis of mental illness, this truly twisted drama from famed exploitation director Esper actually is a Depression-era rendition of Edgar Allan Poe's The Black Cat, injected with catfights (both literal and figurative), nudity and necrophilia. Its thoroughly outlandish scenario involves what happens when a psychotic kills a crazed doctor, and then takes on his identity. Note: The actress named Phyllis Diller, who plays Mrs. Buckley, is not the more famous comedienne.



Monday 19th., 8pm JUNE

Flickaphonic.OZ!

CHUNK (1986),
A boldly original film that comments on the state of the music industry. It features a band called CUT THE CHEESE, and includes five inventive music-video clips. Produced and directed by James Bogle. 29 min. NFVLS.

BOOBS A LOT (1968),
Prepare to riot! Enormously controversial, "experimental" kinestatic clip from the heady days of the "Summer of Love", culled from girlie magazines. In the days of blacked-out nipples, it achieved notoriety (and profitability) by being banned by the censor for eighteen months. Say what you will, but, hey, what a toe- tapping chune! Film-maker: Aggy Read. 3 min. NFVLS.

BERTIE THE AEROPLANE (1940),
An animated commercial for AEROPLANE JELLY, featuring the Aeroplane Jelly song. Animation by Eric (MR. SHEEN!) Porter. Commentary by JACK ("Hi Ho, everybody!") DAVEY. 3 min. NFVLS.

TALAHASSIE LASSIE (1967),
Low-budget rock-clip, from before there were rock-clips. Experimental short made by Garry Shead, member of UBU, Australia's first, consciously avant-garde film-making group, formed in Sydney in 1965. NFVLS.

ULURU (1977),
In this avant-garde video-film by Mike Glasheen, time-lapse photography, super- impositions and video-mixing are used to relate Aboriginal myths such as Wanambi the rainbow serpent, to the topography of Uluru. 24 min. ALC.

LOU VERNON'S CHARACTER SONGS (1930),
Stage routines performed before the camera by one of the leading character actors of the time, [later appearing in Stanley Kramer's ON THE BEACH (1959)]. Produced by Frank Thring, Sr's EFFTEE FILMS, Melbourne. 10 min. 3 DIRECTIONS IN AUSTRALIAN POP (1972),

Here's a great social document reminding us of three manifestation of early 70s Australian rock music: the theatrical act of WENDY SADDINGTON and Teardrop; the acid/ cannabis-tinged music of the CAPTAIN MATCHBOX WHOOPEE BAND; and the popular rock group INDELIBLE MURTCEPS (Spectrum... spelt backwards!). Dir: PETER WEIR. 11 min. ALC.

FREE MUSIC (197?),
Aside from scoring the jingle for the Edgell tinned vegies ad, and exhibiting a taste for mild, mother-fixated D&S, PERCY GRAINGER surprised us all by designing the first Aussie electronic (electro-mechanical, atcherly) music device, built in collaboration with technician Bernard Cross. Don't forget your earplugs, 'coz here's a blast! 11 min. ALC.

APPROXIMATELY PANTHER (1967),
Run off and find your old stash of GO-SETs because this (amaaaazingly-groovy) Melbourne film-document reports on the local teenage cults of 1967, featuring rare footage of LIONEL Yorky YORK at the (once) great 3AK in its heyday, LYNNE Caio Baby RANDELL, NORMIE Oo La La ROWE, ADRIAN RAWLINS, THE LOVED ONES - in a proto-'pop-clip', plus some of the swingin'est, period Chapel St. discotheques!> - so mod, so chic! 22 min. ALC.

BUNDY INTO DREAMLAND (1979),
Workers by day, artists by night, part-time musos discuss the problems of reconciling passion with necessity. With '70 electronica group, Machine. Dir: Curtis Levy. 15 min. ALC.

TWO SONGS BY DOUGIE YOUNG (1979),
An original recording of aboriginal singer Dougie Young singing two of his songs is the basis of this animated film . They Say It's A Crime describes an Aboriginal's encounter with white law, The Land Where The Crow Flies Backwards describes a displaced aboriginal culture. Dir: Michael Buckley. 7 min. ALC.

BEARD AND BASS (1960),
An experimental short film about a bearded young man and a double bass. Music by GEORGE (RUSH, 1974) DREYFUS, edited by Peter Tammer. Dir: TIM (ALVIN PURPLE, 1973) BURSTALL. 3 min.

Monday 1st., 8pm

MAY

AD 2000

ANCIENT WORLD

EGYPTE (1976),

Timelapse photography and spooky music give an impressively eerie feel to this impressionistic survey of the great monuments of Egypt, where art and civilisation flowered 5000 years ago.

CROSSING THE GREAT SAGRADA (1924)
A silent era comic travel film, telling of of the story of Holmes, Sweet and Holmes' voyage by sea to Africa where they then set off, on camels, across the desert to finally arrive at the famous Cascara of Sagrada falls. (During one of the periodic slumps in the British film industry, Adrian Brunel amused himself and many others by producing a series of film burlesques. This is just such a one.)

SOMEBODY HAS TO PLAY CLEOPATRA (~1963),
Incredibly rare episode of THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW in which Rob directs an amateur theatrical, but rehearsals are dogged by controversy over the casting of a key part... Cleopatra. With Bob Crane and Imogene Coco.

HISTORY BROUGHT TO LIFE (1949),
Hammy CECIL B DE MILLE introduces us to the work done by Hollywood research experts, bringing accuracy of mood and detail to motion picture versions of significant historical periods. Produced by Paramount Pictures, in co-operat- ion with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & SciencesTM.

WILLOUGHBY'S MAGIC CAP (194?),
Bizarrely profane cartoon from Columbia Pictures (wouldn'ta happened at MGM, that's for sure!) about a dweeb endowed with super- powers derived from a cap knitted from the Biblical Samson's shorn locks! (Watch for the WWII reference, not to mention the Health Inspector!)

plus Quickie Theatre presents:

THE FALL OF BABYLON (1916), [excerpt]
Magnificently-presented excerpt from classic, INTOLERANCE (1916), is actually extremely tolerable. This section is fascinating for its enormous, full-scale sets of the old "Great Whore", fantastic battle-scenes, millions of extras, amazingly-realistic reconstructions of the life, habits and customs of the times, as well as a darn' good story-line. Directed by DW GRIFFITH.

PLUS

BARABBAS (1962), [excerpt]
Fantastic gladiator scenes from the Richard Fleischer sword and sandal Biblical epic. Stars JACK PALANCE and ANTHONY QUINN going at each other for all they're worth, in the days of the Roman Empire. A Dino Di Laurentiis production.

and featuring

THE OLDEST WONDER (1975),
This film investigates the development of the pyramid shape for the Egyptian tombs, and how it was possible to build the Great Pyramid within thirty years. The myths surrounding the pyramids are explored and the scientific techniques used to explore them are examined. Narrated by Magnus Magnussen.

Monday 15th., 8pm

MAY
NEWSREAL

BLAZE BUSTERS (1950),
A newsreel compilation of footage of spectacular fires captured on film, including the ship fires of the Morro Castle and the Normandie. Produced by Pathe News, Inc. Written and directed by Robert Youngson.

MENACE (1952),
A montage of found, staged and actuality footage is disguised as newsreel in this anti- Communist tract. It is one of the few overtly propagandist political films made at the Australian News and Information Bureau. It was subsidised by 20th Century Fox and sponsored by American distributors. Producer, director, Jack S. Allan.

GADGETS GALORE (1955),
Another Robert Youngson compilation drawn from newsreel items, this time about bizarre automobiles. A Warner Brothers picture. Narrated by Dwight Weist and Ward Wilson. Editor, Albert Helmes.

REVENGE OF A KINEMATOGRAPH OPERATOR (1912),
Mrs Beetle is involved with a grasshopper artist while Mr Beetle is seeing a dragonfly cabaret performer! An intricate drama of (f)lies, deceit and the just revenge of the cinematographer. An example of an early animated puppet film by Ladislas Starevich, a young Polish artist, who gained international recognition for his pioneering work in animated films. Possibly the very first cinematic treat- ment of insect infidelity.

REPORT (1964),
Newsreel footage and radio tapes of JFK's assassination, assembled by Bruce Conner to stress the tragic absurdity of that day.

Plus Quicky Theatre presents:

KINO-PRAVDA (1922), [excerpt]
A compilation of excerpts from KINOPRAVDA, truth presented through the means of film technique, which was a 23 issue newsreel series issued at approximately monthly intervals between 1922-25. Actual filming was done by a group of cameramen -correspondents, and a wide variety of footage was then shaped by Vertov at the editing table. He saw the series as the basis for his later theories developed in, for example, MAN WITH A MOVIECAMERA and ENTHUSIASM, in which he rejected fictional drama and sought to reshape images drawn from everyday reality to reveal a fresh world view.

and featuring

YESTERDAY'S WITNESS: A TRIBUTE TO THE AMERICAN NEWSREEL (1975),
Hosted by veteran radio-man, Lowell Thomas, this fantastic retrospective on newsreel cinema contains an extraordinary compilation of actuality footage from Warners, Universal, Fox Movietone and News of the day, including La Guardia's anti-gambling crusade, the death of T.E. Lawrence, Yankee book burnings, the 1935 invasion of Cuba, but surprisingly over- looks clips of the death of Charlie Kane. Directed by Christian Blackwood.



AD 2000

APRIL

Monday 3rd., 8pm

PARTY GIRLS

HARD WORK (1977),
Enormously enjoyable doco shot around the five days of the First International Hookers' Convention in Washington D.C., and its charismatic convenor, the sassy Margo St. James, as she agitates for the decriminalisation of prostitution. Surprise cameo by a junior JIM News Hour LEHRER. Directed by Ginny Durin.

BETTY BOOP & GRAMPY (1935),
BETTY BOOP, her pal, Bimbo (I kid you not!) and KOKO THE CLOWN, whoop it up over at mad inventor Grampy's 'house of fun'! Direct- ed by Dave Fleischer (maybe).

FELIX VISITS ARABIA (1920?),
Felix the Cat stumbles into a Middle Eastern harem! A Pat Sullivan cartoon, (though chances are he had next to nothing to do with it.)

plus Quickie Theatre presents:

INSIDE THE WHITE SLAVE TRADE (1913), [excerpt]
Early, controversial exploitation flick -part melodrama, part docu- drama- set around the 'red light' districts of several US cities, tells the story of a young woman lured into prostitution by a 'white slaver' after having been rejected by her family. This surviving version runs nearly half the original length, the most confronting (presumably 'actuality') footage having been excised either by censors or by 'private collectors' (or possibly both!) Produced by The Moral Feature Co., & directed by Samuel H. London.

and featuring

CHICKEN RANCH: A LEGAL BROTHEL IN NEVADA (1982),
If you ever hit the jackpot in Las Vegas, you might be one of those who'd be interested to know where the nearest legal bordello is. Yup, this is the one. (Naughty) NICK Kurt & Courtney (1997) BROOMFIELD, and his associate, Sandi Sissel, faux-fumble their way behind closed doors to expose the surreal, tragi-comical world of this gilded bird-cage.



APRIL

Monday 17th., 8pm

OLD FARTS

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WOMAN? (1982),
Colourful, good-lookin' profile of feisty, Chicago black woman who, in true American 'free enterprise' spirit, sets up her own valet and 'mom-style' advice bureau in a ladies' rest-room on the periphery of the local night- life strip! Watch out for the tongue-lashing she serves on all those groovers and beautiful people. Great bluesy score. Directed by Loretta Smith and Linda Horowitz.

THE CRITIC (1963),
Whose grampa IS it that always sits behind you at the movies??? Monologue provided by MEL BROOKS. Directed by Ernie Pintoff.

MAGOO'S PUDDLE JUMPER (1956),
Nearsighted MR. MAGOO withhis nephew Waldo, backs off a pier in his 'new' used car and takes a leisurely drive under water. Excerpts from this Academy AwardTM-winner, directed by Pete Burness at UPA, featured extensively in the opening credit sequence of TV's FABULOUS ADVENTURES OF MR. MAGOO. Jim (GILLIGAN'S ISLAND) Backus as the voice of Magoo.

IN MY MERRY OLDSMOBILE (1931),
Follow the BOUNCING BALL, and maybe even join in, with this animated sing-along to the tune of that creaky chestnut, "In My Merry Oldsmobile", from Fleischer Studios Incorporated.

Plus Quicky Theatre presents:

THE LADYKILLERS (1955), [excerpt]
The Professor makes a last minute check on the bank's procedure for transferring money, while the rest of the gang are still at Mrs. Wilberforce's keeping up the pretence that they are musicians at rehearsal. Working with military precision and split-second timing, the gang successfully pull off the heist. Stars ALEC GUINNESS, CECIL PARKER, HERBERT LOM, PETER SELLERS & FRANKIE HOWERD. Directed by Alexander Mackendrick at Ealing Studios.

and featuring

BURROUGHS (1983),
William S. Burroughs has been called the literary dean of the American avant-garde, the father of beat, and the grand-daddy of punk. Not only one of the great literary figures of this century, he was also a stylish, funny and outrageous man who lived a life full of wild ups and downs.

Filmed over a period of five years during the mid-eighties, Howard Brookner's highly acclaimed documentary, shot in cinema-verite style, creates an intimate and revealing portrait of it's elegant, witty and often shocking subject.

Included are an appearance on NBC's SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, reading excerpts from Nova Express, The Place of Dead Roads, Cities of the Red Night, The Wild Boys and Naked Lunch, interviews with Patti Smith, Lauren Hutton, Allen Ginsberg, Terry Southern, Brion Gysin, John Giorno, and Francis Bacon, as well as footage from material shot earlier, in black & white, by British film director, Antony Balch. A Citifilm Works production.



MARCH

AD 2000

Monday 6th., 8pm

DROP DEAD, FRED!

MONGREL'S FUNERAL (1985),
A small country community is drawn together by the death of Mongrel in an accident. But it's not until his mates gather in the pub, in their 'Sunday-best's, (to bolster their courage for the funeral) that they are able to express their real sorrow. Conveniently missing the church service, they give Mongrel a send-off in their own way. Cast includes Sheila Florance and Reg Evans. (Award: Winner Diploma of Merit, Melbourne Film Festival 1987).

THE RAVEN (1973),
A film version of Edgar Allan Poe's grim horror verse, complemented by the engravings of Gustave Dore. The intense black and white engravings that Dore executed to illustrate this poem are washed over with red, blue and green. The colours fade and disolve with the art work, increasing the mystery which Poe created with his words.

INCIDENT AT OWL CREEK BRIDGE (1962),
Engrossing Twilight Zoner, set during the American Civil War, in which a suspected Reb spy stands on the scaffold, about to be hanged, and seems, as by a series of miracles, to escape death. Directed by Robert Enrico, from a short story by Ambrose Bierce.

AFTERLIFE (1978),
An impressionistic, visionary response to those eternal questions. Based on recent studies, OOBEs, and ancient myth, the next world is portrayed as an awesome but methodical working-out of all the individual's past experiences. Music performed by HERBIE MANN. Nine Featival awards, incl. Montreal, Chicago, Annecy, Hong Kong and Columbus.

Plus Quicky Theatre presents:

THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW (1949) [excerpt],
Washington Irving classic has Ichabod Crane, the new schoolmaster arrive at the peaceful village of Sleepy Hollow. He courts Katrina Van Tassel (and her fathers's fortune), but has to counter another suitor, Brom Bones. Part of DISNEY feature: THE ADVENTURES OF ICHABOD AND MR. TOAD (1949).

and featuring

THE BRIDE WHO DIED TWICE (1962),
Rare episode from the NBC crime/horror series, THRILLER, hosted by BORIS KARLOFF. Poetic tale of a fatal romance. Desperate to escape an evil despot and his henchmen, a young woman (Mala PERRY MASON Powers) feigns suicide. She flees with her lover (Robert TIME TUNNEL Colbert) only to have to repeat the experience in earnest. Directed by IDA LUPINO.

Mon. 20th., 8pm

CHANTOOZED

KATE AND ANNA MCGARRIGLE: A PORTRAIT (1981),
A look back at the kooky '70s folk-rock sisters as they undertake their assault on Carnegie Hall. Includes many of their best toe-tapping hits. Directed by Caroline Leaf.

BETTY BOOP'S RISE TO FAME (1934),
Live action blends with animation as ("Uncle") Max Fleischer conjures Betty Boop "out of the inkwell". Betty then demonstrates her routines, in Revue, including impersonations of Fanny Brice and Maurice Chevalier. ("Ooooooh, Bett-ee!"). Directed by Dave Fleischer.

EDITH PIAF (1968),
Pretty darn' interesting biography of the famous French warbler.

Plus Quickie Theatre presents:

AFTER YOU'VE GONE (1946), [excerpt]
Trippy, psychedelic Disney take on a Swing standard has a suspiciously 'fischinger' smell to it! (Psychotropics still in the system after the '43-'45 Sth. America projects?) The Benny Goodman Quartet provides the sound. Segment from the 10-part, animated portmanteau feature, MAKE MINE MUSIC (1946).

THE MUSIC BOX (1932),
In their (justly celebrated) Oscar-winner, Stan and Ollie set out to deliver a piano to a home at the top of a long stairway. Cast: STAN LAUREL, OLIVER HARDY, Billy Gilbert. Directed by James Parrott.

but featuring

LONELINESS OF THE LONG DISTANCE SINGER (1974),
Remarkable documentary by Chris Marker about legendary entertainer YVES MONTAND, the French 'Frank Sinatra'. As he prepares for a forthcoming show at the Olympia Theatre, Montand shares insights with us into his politics, philosophy of life and attitude towards women.



FEBRUARY

AD 2000

Monday 7th., 8pm

AS SEEN ON TV

DATE WITH DIZZY (1956),
Amazing John Hubley short features the appearance of Dizzie Gillespie and his Quartet as improv session musicians on a TV commercial production. Unfortunately, the little man from the agency just doesn't get the sound. Concludes with a wild jam session led by Dizzy. A live-actioner from John Hubley.

SESAME STREET SHOW NO.1 (1969),
Part of the famous television series for children which was evolved after months of research and planning. The series uses a mixture of puppets (Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, Oscar (the grouch)... but unfortunately no Grover!), film segments and animation, together with 'on-set' live characters Bob, Gordon, his wife Susan, and Mr. Hooper, all presented in short grabs. A production of the Children's Television Workshop, for the National Educational Television Workshop.

DOUBLE TROUBLE (1965),
Incredibly rare episode of the legendary, '60s ABC children's TV adventure series, THE MAGIC BOOMERANG(!!!). The story is set in a country town where young Nuggett, the series' hero, gets involved in a plot to defraud a man of some land. The scam is thwarted with the help of Nuggett, his friend and the magic boomerang, which has the power to freeze time. The owner and his land are saved in a happy ending. With Jim [BELLBIRD] Bacon, and directed by David [THE GREAT McCARTHY (1975)] Baker for Pacific Film Productions.

CONCERTO FOR ADS AND HEADS (1975),
A whole day's programming from HSV7, Melbourne, circa 1979, hammered down to five minutes viewing time, makes us realise just-how-good-we-had-it-back-then! Set to Bach. Directed by Ivan Gaal.

ROOFTOP RAZZLE DAZZLE (~1962)
Papa (Charlie) Beary installs a TV antenna on the roof. Also stars Bessie Beary, Suzy Beary and Junior Beary. Character voicework by (the great) Paul Frees. A Walter Lantz cartoon, in Black'n'White.

TELEVISION IN YOUR COMMUNITY (1956),
Hokey host tells us how a TV station works, circa The Cold War. I don't want my WMTV!

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN (1979),

Heaven rests precariously upon the ozone layer. When a suburban family habitually uses fluorocarbon propelled aerosols the direct result is the loss of God's personal TV. When the situation worsens, he calls for the aid of Jesus and the apostles. Dir: Ian Fowler.

FOR BETTER, FOR WORSE (1961),
Taking an average viewer as its target, this Halas and Batchelor cartoon satirically demonstrates how TV can be a pleasure and a source of information, or, if taken in too large a dose, can mesmerise and engulf the viewer.

TELEVISION LAND (1971),
Snappy montage of images, time-capsules Yankee TeeVee from its beginnings and divides the course of video broadcasting into three categories: entertainment, news and commercials. Directed by Charles Braverman.

and Faturing

YAP: HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKE TV (1986)
During the negotiations leading up to the "Compact of Free Association" with the USA, the people of the small Pacific island of Yap learnt that they were to get a television station and a regular supply of American programs, complete with advertisements for Big Mac hamburgers, vaginal deodorants, Californian Ford dealers, and carpet shampoo. All this was to be provided by the mysterious "Pacific Taping Company" of Los Angeles. Many Yapese are opposed to television. They see it as a threat to their fragile culture and an outsider's attempt to foist changes on them. They believe the "Pacific Taping Company" is a front for a conspiracy to create dependency and promote US cultural values in an otherwise insignificant but strategically important island. Dir: Dennis O'Rourke.



Mon. 21st., 8pm LEAPIN' LUPERCALIA!

CHOOSING YOUR MARRIAGE PARTNER (1952)
Dramatised story of a young man who is trying to decide which of two young women would make the better wife!?!

TAJIMOLTIK: FIVE DAYS WITHOUT NAME (1977),
The Mayan calendar is comprised of 18 months of 20 days each, a total of 360 days. The five remaining days are the days of carnival: Chaikin, (or Five Days Without Name). We look at the carnival activities, but also the varied influences which non-native religions have had on Mayan ritual and beliefs.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF LOVE (~1982)

Lovers embrace on an ocean pier. Title tune a '60s Brit hit, by (Harvey &) The Moonglows. Directed by Cordelia Swann.

THE RISE AND FALL OF EMILY SPROD (1962)
Nutty Bob Godfrey cartoon does a Pygmalion, with the story of Emily Sprod, a vigorously amorous woman who emerges from a sculptor's block and pursues her creator through many situations and locations.

DO YOU LOVE ME DARLING (1968)
A cynical and comical view of love in which a woman (Germaine Greer) drives herself into a frenzy, demanding that her lover (Alister Burke) declare his affections, and pursues and assaults him with cries of Darling, do you love me? until he expires under her stranglehold. A film by Martin Sharp.

THE FIGUREHEAD (1981)
The animated story of a carved saint who is accidentally changed into a sailor and sold as a figurehead on a sailing ship. A beautiful mermaid falls in love with him, but even when the ship is destroyed and he joins her under the sea, he does not respond because he feels that, beneath his paint, he remains a saint. Based on the poem by Crosbie Garstin. A puppet play by John Halas and Joy Batchelor.

but featuring

LEAP YEAR (1922)
Stanley Piper (Roscoe Prince of Whales Arbuckle), heir to his misogynistic uncle's millions and in love with his nurse (and intent on proving it), encounters trouble when subjected to constant proposals from women as a result of giving them advice on marriage. First released in Europe in 1921, following Arbuckle's disasterous "Wild Party" scandal. Directed by James [IF I HAD A MILLION (1932)] Cruze.

JANUARY
AD 2000

Monday 6th., 8pm UNIFORMED BRANCH

BARON MUNCHAUSEN'S DREAM (1911)
Legendary titled exaggerator encounters numerous Monsters from the Id in conjunction with a pleasant evening on the turps. Intriguing trick film from pioneer cinema magician, George (A TRIP TO THE MOON, [1902]) Melies.

LAMBETH WALK - NAZI-STYLE (1942/'44?)
Rare British WW2 political satire and morale-booster takes Nazi propaganda footage of Hitler addressing his elite guard and goose step-prints it to the tune of a (once) popular dance number. Variously attributed to Len Lye as well as to Jack Ellit.

BACK FROM THE FRONT (1942)
Serving in the wartime Merchant Marine, Stooges Larry, Curley and Moe uncover a dastardly Nazi plot. High rating of low-brow megaviolence.

plus Quickie Theatre' presents:
VERY IMPORTANT PERSON (1961) : [excerpt]
Snooty interned Limey boffin (James Robertson Justice) tests relations with fellow wartime captives, as well as with the P.O.W. Camp's Preminger-clone Commandant.

and

AT THE CASTLE OF OURSEL (1905) : [excerpt]
Rare, hand-colourised fragment of French Pathecolour footage reveals "The Dungeon of Doom, the Dungeon of Dispair".

and featuring
THE MAN YOU LOVED TO HATE (1979)
Exciting and historically detailed look at the bizarre career of screen villain, controversial film-maker and all-round showman, Erich von Stroheim. Filled with generous excerpts from his most important works, this is a detailed study of a creative genius whose perverse world-view towards women art and money made him into a Hollywood outcast.

JANUARY
Monday 17th., 8pm
EXOTICA

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE (197?)
Classic storybook cartoon fantasy about (who else but...) Max, and his Wild Things-taming adventure.

TREASURE IN THE PYRAMID (197?)
Highly amusing, cryptic chase cartoon, set in an exotic jungle locale, has a touch of Jules Verne, Indiana Jones (and Flipper!)

PLACE TO STAND (19)
GA letter-boxed single-screen version of this dynamic multiple projection presentation. Produced by the province of Ontario, for their stand at Expo '67. Up to nine different projectors are used of varying shapes and styles to display the manifold virtues of Ontario's agricultural, mining, manifacturing and maritime industries, before examining the environmental features and recreational possibilities. Warning: contains go-go dancers!!!

THE MOST (1962)
(Or should that be THE MOIST?)... but, hey, ever wanted to meet Hugh Heffner, creator of the fantastically successful Playboy magazine empire, uncorperating the famous Bunny clubs? Well, here's your chance. We visit Hef at the "office", a party at the Playboy mansion and at a late-night session in a deserted office building.

EGYPTE (1976)
Timelapse photography and spooky music give an impressively eerie feel to this impressionistic survey of the great monuments of Egypt, where art and civilisation flowered 5000 years ago.

plus
'Quickie Theatre' rresents
INTOLERANCE (1916) [excerpt]
Magnificently presented Babylon sequence from the Griffith classic is actually extremely tolerable. Fascinating for its enormous, full-scale sets, fantastic battle scenes, millions of extras and amaaazingly realistic reconstructions of the life, habits and customs of ancient times, as well as for its darn' good storyline.

and

GOLDDIGGERS OF 1933 (1933) [excerpt]
Four great Busby Berkeley sequences of drop-jaw ingenuity, set to Al Dubin and Harry Warren tunes: "We're In The Money", "Pettin' In The Park", "Shadow Waltz" and "My Forgotten Man".

and possibly more!



but featuring

INAUGURATION OF THE PLEASURE DOME (1966)
It's Kenneth Anger's hypnotically groovy metaphysical reverie, here using the complete toe-tapping score of ELO's magnificent "El Dorado"album. Staring, if that's the word, Anais Nin, Curtis Harrington, Gore Vidal and Kenny hisself. A unique, one might say unmissable film experience.



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