THE TOP TEN REASONS FOR STAYING OUT OF THE WESTERN WOODS

by Adrienne

10) Even today it is a haunted place where brave men dare not venture.

9) You know there's something wrong when even the deer won't stay there after dark.

8) There are more pleasant ways to die than while running for your life.

7) If you think you've faced your fears, guess again. You're just about to.

6) And if you're not keen on looking like a coward, then you should at least have left the boy behind.

5) No birds... No crickets...

4) Want to end up shackled to a table covered in bat gore? Be my guest.

3) Have you ever drag raced a demon?

2) I didn't think so.

1) Right in front of a bleeding tree isn't the best place in the world to pass out.

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