THE TOP TEN DISADVANTAGES OF BEING MARRIED TO A WITCH

by Adrienne

10) It's a lot harder to catch a cardinal when it gets loose than it is to catch a dog.

9) Every time you bring her some flowers, she promptly tosses them into the grate.

8) Your friends' wives sit in front of the fireplace and embroider. Your wife sits in front of the fireplace and draws in the ashes with a stick.

7) When it comes time to rearrange the furniture, you find that the whole living room floor resembles a mosaic.

6) How on earth are you supposed to explain those pink chalk stains on your uniform to the High Constable?

5)You begin to wonder if you've taken after your father despite your previous denial.

4) You never had to second guess yourself until she started asking you if you were so certain of everything.

3) You live in constant fear that sometime after an argument you'll find her muttering in Latin over your supper.

2) You never know when you might find a raven's foot in your tea.

1) Two words: little witches.