ICHABOD'S TOP TEN OBSERVATIONS UPON REGAINING CONSCIOUSNESS IN FRONT OF THE TREE OF THE DEAD
by Adrienne
10) I wish that boy would pass out just once. He's making me look bad!
9) "It's all right; I'm here now."
8) "I said, stun it, not stun me!"
7) "No, Young Masbath, not dead... just very nearly so a dozen times over!"
6) (His eyes roll back again... flop.)
5) Now I know for certain whose face I'll be waking up to for the rest of my life....
4) "Now do you believe me? It was a Horseman, a dead one...."
3) "Shouldn't I be watching you or some other buxom witch scrawl arcanities in some ash right about now?"
2) "My head hasn't hurt this badly since before I realized I was wearing my goggles too tightly."
1) "I see heads, people!"
