Constable Crane's Top 10 Pickup Lines

by Adrienne

10) "Just because I suspect your father of controlling a homicidal ghost does not mean we can't work things out!"

9) "Perhaps you could help me get used to female company."

8) "I am tired of swooning over blood and spiders. Any new suggestions?"

7) "You have bewitched me. I am now twice the man. But to what end....?"

6) "Since you were willing to kiss me before you even saw my face, what can I expect when you finally do?"

5) "Pardon, Miss, but I am only a stranger. Shall we?"

4) "Ever since I met you, I've been having flashbacks of my mother."

3) "Sense and justice aren't the only things that I stand up for."

2) "You know what they say about men with scarred palms...."

1) "You bring the blindfold; I'll blush."

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