THE TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE VAN TASSEL PARTY
by Adrienne
10) "Whoever says 'This joke's so funny that you'll laugh your head off!' next will promptly be shot."
9) "Hey.... Somebody spike the punch! That way I'll be too drunk to care by the time the Hessian shows up."
8) "Why doesn't that bloody ghost hurry up? We could do without these musicians. Either that, or I could do without my ears!"
7) "Great idea, Baltus. Let's all eat, drink, and be merry while there's a homicidal maniac with no head on the loose out there. Can you spell J-E-A-L-O-U-S?"
6) "Pssst... Glen! Wanna go roll that Jack O'Lantern at the bridge?"
5) "This really puts a damper on curfew. I'd rather be inhaling a few tankards down at the inn!"
4) "Do you suppose those... er, gems are real?" (A jealous husband to his buddy, eyeing the general vicinity of Lady Van Tassel's neckline)
3)"Well, maybe he's got a kiss for the Pickety Witch, but I've got more."
2) "Who called the undertaker? We don't have a stiff yet."
1) "How much do you want to bet that pale, dark, and handsome's selling life insurance?"
