by Adrienne
Poor little Dutch girl-
only wanted to keep her head,
only wanted to keep her man.
(Well, they say she knew
she wasn't going to lose
her head anyway.)
But that's not how the story goes
any more, so I've been told.
The schoolmaster is back
from the dead (head and all)
and even has a new job.
That big tough-guy lout
is out of the picture, too.
So let the dance begin,
Teacher-turned-Sherlock;
save your fair lady.
Change the horror tale and make
your fondest wish come true:
Forget the bloody ghost
and bide with her 'til dawn.
