REVENGE OF THE NERD: ICHABOD'S TOP TEN COUNTER PRANKS
by Adrienne
10) Break into the smithy and sprinkle some of that white powder into the main furnace.
9) Add what's left of the goat's milk and crow's feet concoction to Brom's ale.
8) Fill Brom's boots with pumpkin innards.
7) Borrow Brom's powder horn, use it as an inkwell, and forget to empty it before he returns it.
6) Have Young Masbath put a spider in the stall with Brom's horse. (Even if it doesn't spook the man, it's sure to spook his steed. Let's see who gets thrown from the saddle this time!)
5) Commandeer the pub for use as a makeshift morgue/laboratory.
4) Feign unconsciousness for so long that Katrina has no choice but to linger devotedly by his bedside while Brom fumes downstairs.
3) Rig Brom's musket so that when he fires, a variety of slicing and dicing implements spring out of the barrel.
2) Catch the Pickety Witch, heart and soul.
1) Teach Brom the survival of the fittest: If you swoon, you survive.
