The Top 10 Advantages of Having a Husband Who Faints More Often Than You Do

by Adrienne

1. One incident involving a large, hairy spider is all it takes to prove that the household supply of smelling salts isn't intended for your use.

2. You have a good excuse not to attend that hanging that everyone's buzzing about.

3. Instead of a teddy bear, all he needs is you to hold at night.

4. He's so darn cute when he's hysterical.

5. No need to force him to take a nap.

6. What better excuse for casting protection spells do you need?

7. No rush to have children -- you have your work cut out for you curing an adult set of nightmares and phobias.

8. Even if you're stuck in a corset, you still get to wear the pants most of the time.

9. Huge decisions stress him out. What a pity, that decorating the house falls on you!

10. You don't share in the neighborhood wives' plight of putting up with a guy who comes home late and anything but sober.