by Adrienne

10) Include the Holy Bible in your suggested case-relevant reading.

9) If you think that hurling a dagger at the irate spook will make his life any easier, guess again!

8) Contend his deduction that you are the father.

7) It may be a perpetual mess, but the hair is off limits.

6) If you can't tell that those instruments are ones of his own design, don't even bother to ask.

5) Burn the evidence.

4) "Highly irregular" is not to be confused with "necessary."

3) Move the body.

2) Don't insist that you know for a fact that the killer is a Headless Horseman, because you were not there.

1) How would you like it if someone burst in on your Kodak moment with a musket?