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~Bob Griffiths~
Plot: 20 Years after production was stopped on a horror film (the star was killed by a "mysterious" masked man), a college film class attempts to finish the film as their final project......
The plot seems a bit retarded, which is exactly what this movie turned out to be. As I watched it, it slowly became the newest reason for me to shoot myself.
 : The make up and effects were pretty good, especially for a B-level horror flick. Also they were some parts where it looked like the movie might turn out ok, such as the death of some stoner movie theater manager. That’s the only good parts sadly enough.
 : Where should I start? Number one, the star is Molly Ringwald, yea the same girl who captured our hearts in the 80's with such films as The Breakfast Club and Pretty In Pink. Too bad that she is now a garbage actress who acts like she’s always surprised, even when she just talking about simple things like how they are getting somewhere.
Number 2 - The cover of this movie hypes up the fact that the ghastly pale pop star Kylie Minouge is in the film. Which is funny because I can’t even remember seeing her once, that’s how good of an actress she is.
Number 3 - The "killer". Through out the movie you see this masked guy killing random innocent people and you think "hey this guy must be some badass ex boyfriend or the original director coming back to haunt these poor college kids". NOPE. This damn guy turns out to be the most ridiculous thing ever. Get this load of shit, he’s the "energy" of the actual film, not the viewed movie part though, the actual film tape, which is played on the projector. And the only way to kill this Herculean madman is to destroy the film tape. So while he’s fast at work trying to set a car on fire with gasoline (which Molly Ringwald is trapped in) somebody decides to set the car on fire and throw the tape in, which causes our super killer to melt, yep....melt.
This movie gets a whooping 1 and half stars, only because of the effects. Don’t waste your money on this, unless of course you’re clinically depressed and want to find the final straw in your haystack of reasons to spread your brains across the walls....
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