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"Are you guys going to get drunk tonight?" - Sean
"I've been mentally raped... by chemistry" - Katie "Dirty Texans" - Moe, her thoughts on dirty Texans "Grow it in a coconut" - Staci, on bananas "He's not going to pitch a bitch" - Moe "He's like a walking STD" - Katie "Save the bananas!" - Staci "Wow, there are 3 girls in my bed" - Sean "Dave" - Staci "If I was ever to smoke pot, I would want to smoke it with you, Katie" - Staci "Are they having sex?!" - Moe, on Swimfan "Is douchbag something you can eat?" - G "That's a horse load" - Vinny "I want to hit myself over the head with a blunt object" - Jason, on class "Die" - James, referring to Jason "HAHAHA" - Natalie, on everything "Bloody hell, I've smoked three fags [cigarettes] today!" - Staci "Noothin but traash" - Moe "Wack" - Katie "I'm not drunk, I'm buzzed" - everyone "What if we had chocolate boogers?" - Kelsy "Heh heh heh" - Moe's devilish drunk laugh "Paybacks are hell" - Katie "You did a good job!" - Staci, Moe, and Katie "Slut!" - Sally "I'm gonna snap crackle pop yo ass" - Tristin "ooo ooo ah ah" - Staci and Katie, being monkeys "er" - Moe "I'll be your limiting reagent, Dr. Hunter" - Staci "Hot sex!! Hot sex!!" - Staci and Katie, on working out "But... pi bonds don't rotate" - James, on relating chemisty to sex "I'm gonna fuck you up" - Tristin "Chicken butt" - Sarah "Do you have a chocolate straw?" - Staci "I'm not drunk.... I'm buzzed!" - Moe "Have you seen my beach ball?" - Andy Moe: My dog becomes a beast at night. Katie: Yeah, a masturbating beast. "Hmmm...." - Jason "They must like them because they're always feeling them" - Moe "I take a look at my enormous penis!" - Kelsy (it's a song, don't worry) Person: You suck Katie: Every damn night! Nicole: Katie's smart! Katie: HA!!!!!! "It was a night of drunken debauchery" - Kelsy "I'm gonna fall over!" - Moe "... I almost fell over!" - Kelsy Kevin: Hi,my name is Kevin. Kelsy: Tim? Kevin: No... Kevin "P is my friend/hero/role model" - Katie "P makes everything so much easier" - Katie "B double E double R U N, beerrun!!" - Kelsy "I'm gone!" - Staci "Well look at that, she's pulling down her bottoms and smiling at the same time...she's multitasking! She's not a dumb blond!" - Moe, on Victoria's Secret "What's a Kidder?" - Sarah "They kill the other monkeys to use as sexual favors?!?!" - Katie "I like my gluteus penious" - Sean "A squashed bananee" - Katie and Sean "Don't you feel stupid, even I knew that" - Katie, to Sean "Sh'okay sh'okay fine fine fine" - Moe and Sean "Kissing without tongue is like peanut butter and jelly without bread" - Staci "Watching you chew that sandwich makes me SO horny" - Katie |
