We are just a couple of eager young women hoping to someday professionally maintain this Peter Sarsgaard website. Unfortunately, this little cottage industry has an uncertain future, so we have been forced to enroll in college.
While we may be at a progressive institution, there is no “Peter Sarsgaard” major at this time, so we must slave away in courses which vary widely from our true interest. But our petition should change all that (keep your fingers crossed).
While it is often difficult to differentiate between us, we will attempt to humor you...
Liz is a young woman with a bright future in the tie-dye arts. Although she has no practical experience in the textile industry, she hopes to one day own and maintain several sweatshops in Southeast Asia. Wish her luck! In her spare time, Liz enjoys peering out of her window and discouraging other people.
Jill stands head and shoulders above all of her peers. As a woman with an intense interest in mechanized bulls, she spends much of her time welding and purchasing tin in bulk. While she does not encourage human contact, she has yet to find another way to attend Bachman Turner Overdrive concerts without seeing and standing with other people. Stay tuned to her struggle with social anxiety disorder.
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