The Old

12 to the Moon
Assignment: Outer Space
The Brainiac
Cat-Women of the Moon
Destination Inner Space
Devil Girl From Mars
Fire Maidens of Outer Space
First Spaceship On Venus
Monster A-Go Go
The Phantom Planet
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Robot Monster
Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women
Wild, Wild Planet

Really Bad Movies

Hey there. If you're reading this, you must be interested in really bad (and usually sci-fi) movies. Ones that time forgot. These are movies that really don't get recognized along with 2001: A Space Odyssey as being classics, but I think they're great. Maybe you do too.
Anyway, most of my movies are on VHS, and some were taped off satellite TV in the 1980's, before the big movie channels were scrambled (!) Consequently, the tapes are beginning to decay, and picture/sound quality is going down the drain. I couldn't just let these movies die, because they're so rare and hard to find. Where else could I find Wild, Wild Planet, or Moontrap? I decided to watch all these movies again and review them. I made detailed reviews of my movies, recording what happened and what I was thinking as I watched. They're mostly for me, but I decided to post them on the net just in case others would want to read them.
They're divided up by time. Old becomes New in 1975. I figure it was around that time that you really stopped seeing the corny sci-fi of old and started seeing different sorts of bad movies.
I like to think I'm the voice of normality (at times), asking common sense questions as I watch the movies. Such a voice is needed when being guided through the realm of bad movies.
Anyways, look around and have fun. The reviews are on average 10 pages long, and they are basically scene-for-scene reports of the movies.

UPDATES: August 17, 2007 - Update #34 - New review for the amateur effort Time Chasers. Stand by...

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The New

Blood Red Planet
The Brain
Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam
Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders
The Galaxy Invader
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Killer Bees!
Moon 44
Robot Jox
Time Chasers