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Steveisms
Monday, 28 February 2005
Dead Horse
Toms River Steve (1:02:12 PM): oh, i know this is gonna sound like beating a dead horse, but do you remember that "defer" conversation that started the steveisms sight
theophilosophos (1:02:24 PM): yeah
Toms River Steve (1:02:41 PM): i found out i was right, and i can prove it.
Toms River Steve (1:02:47 PM): let me find the link i was looking for
Toms River Steve (1:03:12 PM): now i said that i defered everyone to my other screen name's away message........
Toms River Steve (1:03:41 PM): Dictionary.com/defer if you scroll down one of the definitions of defer is to submit to the opinion or wish of another, such as my other screen name
Toms River Steve (1:04:12 PM): i know i probably sound stupid bringing it back up, but i always had this feeling that i knew what i was typing
theophilosophos (1:04:38 PM): I feel like I'm part of a sequel or something.
Toms River Steve (1:04:45 PM): lol
Toms River Steve (1:05:34 PM): i decided a few days ago that if i ever make it big in hollywood or own my own film studio, i'm gonna fly you and craig out to california and we're going to remake GRADS for a nationwide release
theophilosophos (1:06:09 PM): that's cool. they usually use twenty-somethings to play high schoolers anyway
Toms River Steve (1:06:24 PM): so we'll fit right in
Toms River Steve (1:06:24 PM):
Toms River Steve (1:07:46 PM): this summer, i don't know if you and craig have any plans as far as staying in toms river or not, but me and my friend jeff are starting a movie script that we are gonna try and shoot this summer. there really aren't that many lead male roles, but there will be plenty of one or two scene characters. i want you and craig to appear in a scene with me, like a hidden tribute to GRADS
theophilosophos (1:08:09 PM): Steve, c'mon man
theophilosophos (1:08:38 PM): I put you as a star in a movie and all you can do is give a nod to us in "extra" roles?
Toms River Steve (1:09:31 PM): i'm not the sole writer, besides, there are only 3 leading males and they are taken by the three writing it. we had a third early in writing, we learned he's not as creative so me and jeff took over writing. but he still gets credit cause he's gonna fund a thrid of the movie
theophilosophos (1:09:47 PM): I understand. It seems only right to give you a fair shot at making a film.
Toms River Steve (1:11:03 PM): that movie i tried last summer is about 98% likely not to come out. cause there was a lot about it i wanted in it that i couldn't get in due to various time restraints and stuff
Toms River Steve (1:11:16 PM): like for example, i wanted you to play the smart austrailian gardener
theophilosophos (1:11:29 PM): yeah, I'm known for that role
Toms River Steve (1:11:39 PM): lol
Toms River Steve (1:12:02 PM): and there were about 5 other scenes. the movie could still have made sense with what i had, but it was not what i envisioned, so i didn't want to attach my name to that project
Toms River Steve (1:12:32 PM): so i've learned i always need at least an outline in place if i'm gonna be the one running something.
theophilosophos (1:13:02 PM): ...
theophilosophos (1:13:15 PM): you know, even if defer could be used in that way, you have to admit that "refer" is by far a better word choice
Toms River Steve (1:13:25 PM): it would be better
Toms River Steve (1:13:33 PM): but technically, no one was wrong with their word selection
theophilosophos (1:13:55 PM): I'll ask my English teacher
Toms River Steve (1:14:09 PM): all right

Posted by film/newjerseydave at 1:21 PM EST
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Monday, 14 February 2005
Kind of Need a Job
Last week I got a call out of nowhere on my cell phone. Apparently Steve listed me as a job reference. The woman asked if we ever worked together, and I said, "Uh... yeah. We made a movie together." "Anything we may have heard of?" she wondered." "Um, no, it was a college production." And so on I went, telling her about my great buddy Steve. So tonight Steve thanked me:

New Jersey Steve (11:16:41 PM): Hey Dave. thanks for handeling the job reference on the spot with no warning about it. I would of told you about it beforehand, but my experience in the past is that they never call references, so i was a little surprised to hear they called you.
theophilosophos (11:17:08 PM): haha!
theophilosophos (11:17:10 PM): it was fun
New Jersey Steve (11:17:17 PM): lol, that's good
theophilosophos (11:17:18 PM): I had to improvise, that was entertaining
theophilosophos (11:17:42 PM): you put me under "job references"?
New Jersey Steve (11:17:47 PM): i was shocked. because no one that I have ever listed as a reference told me that got a call for any job in the past
New Jersey Steve (11:17:55 PM): they asked for one professional reference and one personal reference
theophilosophos (11:18:20 PM): and which was I?
New Jersey Steve (11:18:27 PM): the personal
theophilosophos (11:18:30 PM): oh I see
theophilosophos (11:18:41 PM): apparently they made it sound like I worked with you before, so I went with it
New Jersey Steve (11:18:41 PM): although you could have counted as professional, since we did make a movie together
New Jersey Steve (11:19:04 PM): if they ask, i'll say we did. i mean, we worked on a movie set, so technically, we did work together in the past
New Jersey Steve (11:19:20 PM): although they havn't called me back yet, so i'm doubting i'll hear from them
New Jersey Steve (11:20:34 PM): if you ever need a job reference, feel free to write me down
theophilosophos (11:21:55 PM): yeah
theophilosophos (11:22:17 PM): so... I don't know how believeable I was yet
New Jersey Steve (11:22:58 PM): that's all right. even if you did a terrible job, i'm not upset. i mean, i didn't even tell you in advance about it. besides, it's not like a job that i really wanted
New Jersey Steve (11:23:01 PM): i don't even want a job. i just kind of need a job

Posted by film/newjerseydave at 11:28 PM EST
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Friday, 2 July 2004
No Cash
(Steve, Greg, Craig, and I went to Six Flags Great Adventure this week. When Steve heard that the parking attendants in the booths only accept cash, he had an idea...)

Steve: (to parking attendant) What do you do if you don't have cash?
Attendant: You go to an ATM.
Steve: Okay, well here's $20. (hands attendant a twenty dollar bill)

Posted by film/newjerseydave at 8:57 PM EDT
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The Dictionary According to Steve: Part IV
go-to-itiveness
initiative

embalmed
disgusted
(usage: I don't know what candidate I'm going to vote for this year. I'm embalmed with both of them.)

genre
color
(usage: hats of the red genre)

Posted by film/newjerseydave at 8:50 PM EDT
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Friday, 7 May 2004
No More Steveisms
New Jersey Steve (12:31:59 AM): i've been thinking about the steveisms sight. it was a funny idea at first, and i liked it. but now, it's time the site stops printing new entries
New Jersey Steve (12:32:09 AM): you don't have to shut it down, but i'm ready to see new entries end.
theophilosophos (12:33:00 AM): why?
theophilosophos (12:33:05 AM): there have always been new entries
New Jersey Steve (12:33:22 AM): it's just time. the entries that already exist may stay
New Jersey Steve (12:33:26 AM): but no more new ones
theophilosophos (12:33:48 AM): ok, maybe "It's time," works for your reason for leaving Target, but it doesn't work on me
theophilosophos (12:35:59 AM): are you just saying that so I will put that on the site?
New Jersey Steve (12:36:10 AM): no, actually, i really don't want any new entries
New Jersey Steve (12:36:16 AM): that was not intended for the site.
theophilosophos (12:36:35 AM): k, cuz it's going there
New Jersey Steve (12:37:05 AM): um, you know, i would never sue you or craig, but legally, you can't use my words in such a fashion
theophilosophos (12:37:19 AM): sure I can
New Jersey Steve (12:38:09 AM): that site makes me look like a bumbling idiot
theophilosophos (12:38:57 AM): a lovable bumbling idiot though

Posted by film/newjerseydave at 12:31 AM EDT
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Thursday, 6 May 2004
Swingers
Steve: (searching on Google) I'm looking for a swingers club. I want to go swing dancing.

Posted by film/newjerseydave at 12:14 AM EDT
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only $25
I IMed a bunch of people telling them that our DVD that just came out is just $5. But when I got to Steve, I decided to shake things up...

theophilosophos (12:09:22 AM): Do you want a Grads DVD? It's a movie I made over last summer. It's only $25, so check out the GRADS movie site and tell me if you want one.
New Jersey Steve (12:10:03 AM): $25?
theophilosophos (12:10:26 AM): yeah, that's the price of a typical DVD
theophilosophos (12:10:45 AM): how else could I make money? I put plenty of hours of work into it.
New Jersey Steve (12:11:07 AM): yea, but you me and craig were in the movie. the three of us should get it at the DVD value
New Jersey Steve (12:11:30 AM): you just said that the other day
theophilosophos (12:11:39 AM): oh, right. like I'm going to work on it and do all the editing, and buy the DVDs, and you and Craig go Scott-free?
theophilosophos (12:11:48 AM): It changed, man.
New Jersey Steve (12:12:06 AM): i know there's a punchline to all of this
New Jersey Steve (12:12:10 AM): i just don't know what it is
theophilosophos (12:12:18 AM): and the other night you ditched me. that hurt.
New Jersey Steve (12:12:28 AM): i didn't ditch you
theophilosophos (12:12:29 AM): you have no idea how much I worked on this
New Jersey Steve (12:12:35 AM): my family needed me
theophilosophos (12:13:29 AM): I guess that's ok, it didn't sound like that though. You were saying that you wouldn't go unless hundreds of people were at the premiere.
New Jersey Steve (12:14:00 AM): i meant if there were hundreds, then i would feel as though i was expected to be there, so i would try harder to rearrange my schedule then
theophilosophos (12:14:15 AM): but you wouldn't be there for us
New Jersey Steve (12:14:41 AM): i'm saying since you guys are my friends, we can see each other real easily at another time. the one of a kind event will not happen again
New Jersey Steve (12:14:56 AM): that would have been more unique
New Jersey Steve (12:15:01 AM): and rareer
theophilosophos (12:15:23 AM): it is a one-of-a-kind event regardless of how many people are there
New Jersey Steve (12:15:56 AM): the preimere with hundreds of people is like the real premiere, cause the general public is now able to see it
theophilosophos (12:16:10 AM): it's a premiere nonetheless
New Jersey Steve (12:16:23 AM): it's not the same. we're not showing off our work to the public
New Jersey Steve (12:18:23 AM): fine, as long as craig is also being charged that price
theophilosophos (12:19:13 AM): yeah, I need the money for a camcorder. The other one broke during the movie, remember?
New Jersey Steve (12:19:20 AM): true
New Jersey Steve (12:19:41 AM): well, i'm glad you're taking my advice and trying to make a profit off of it

Posted by film/newjerseydave at 12:12 AM EDT
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Wednesday, 4 February 2004
Playing God
New Jersey Steve (9:28:51 PM): there's auditions in march for a play in my school called God. i don't know if it's just a name, or if it's actually has a character called God (it's a comedy), but i should audition for God. lol.
New Jersey Steve (9:29:17 PM): you could tell people, "This is my friend. He's God."

Posted by film/newjerseydave at 11:54 PM EST
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Seriously Funny
New Jersey Steve (7:50:02 PM): i am definitly coming this friday, with a 2ish arrival time. but here's the deal. this weekend is about forgetting my stresses. so i want no conversations about anything serious. this weekend is about fun and partying only.

Posted by film/newjerseydave at 8:31 PM EST
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Thursday, 29 January 2004
Minus Simplicity
Theman093: i like to think i've come a long way since then
New Jersey Steve: we all have. we're better, wiser people for what we've experienced since then. sadly, we are minus simplicity
New Jersey Steve: wow, that's the most insightful sounding thing i've said in a long time

Posted by film/newjerseydave at 1:21 AM EST
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