The Best Horoscope That Ever Seen
Aries {March 20 - April 19}
You look like an angel coming from the sky & people think you are a choirboy. You are nothing but a mother fucker ass hole & a fucking jerk. You make bastards feel like making sex when you are lying down. You have a nice butt that turns people on.
Taurus {April 20 - May 19}
You are a bull shitter & a maniac dumbass. In fact you are a pretty ass, a general dipshit & a god damned scumbag. It's hard to you to get a second erection. When they fuck you in bed with your feet in the air you begin to yell "Oh god i'm coming i'm coming"
Gemini {May 20 - June 20}
You are very cute which make you a sucker. Gemini's male feels passion when he sucks his wife's breast & Gemini's female feels likewise when she sucks her husband's penis. All Gemini's drink and lay down, they always ask for drugs.
Cancer {June21 - July 21}
You fuck on the first date & you fuck for beer too. When you make sex with whores you don't use a condom & you open their bra with your teeth. Your favorite positions are 69 lying down & 69 standing up. Most Cancer's have a circumcise large penis.
Leo {July 22 - Aug 22}
Dear Leo, you think yourself very strong. You are nothing but a fucking weak. People piss you off everyday. You are basically a chicken shit & a fucking loser. I'll tell you what? You should stay home. All Leo's enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo {Aug 23 - Sep 21}
You are optimistic and you like to enjoy life. You think yourself a peace of work. You are nothing but a peace of shit. Most people like you because you are bisexual. Your favorite meal is "baking dicks" & your favorite watching movie is "pussy palace"
Libra {Sep 22 - Oct 22}
You look really silly, you are very idiot. In 2 words you are a "cheap shit" Most Libra's females are virgins but don't think them honest girls "NO" they aren't, it's just because they always ask guys to fuck them in their dirty black ass hole.
Scorpio {Oct 23 - Nov 21}
You have a wife to fuck but it's not enough to you. You always seek to find a cheap whore. All Scorpio's make sex in the morning at 8.15 am sharp & never ever do it in the evening especially at 8.15 pm. Most Scorpio's females use "Always Plus" for their rest & safety.
Sagittarius {Nov 22 - Dec 21}
You are a wild shit. Most people use your ugly picture when they go to the rest room. The majority of Sagittarius' males got a baby dick. They are losers in bed but they are useless in many important things like cleaning up their wife's ass by their tongue.
Capricorn {Dec 22 - Jan 19}
You are handsome. Other think you like blow job but you suck only large penis. Capricorn's males like to lick a wet pussy. During sex they always ask whores to piss they off especially on their face. Most Capricorn's females are lesbians.
Aquarius {Jan 20 - Feb 17 }
You are naughty who like to suck pets. You make hard sex & you suck off twice a day which make you a cheap son of the bitch. You have a tiny penis. You often go to a stray bar & watch their show guys. It means you are a mother fucker gay.
Pisces {Feb 18 - March 19}
You are a slim god damned ass hole. You have a wild imagination & often think you are being followed by the "FBI". People think you are an idiot communist. In fact, you kill all your family, friends & colleagues for money. In 3 words you are a "peace of shit"
Rabih! Astrology
