Ask people directions to the Bree
On your wedding day when you see the gold rings you shout, "Cast it into the fire destroy it!"
when ever you try to write a story you realise you are writing the story of lotr
whenever you go outside of your house you always carry a bow and arrow, just incase of an ambush of Orcs
have 2 copies of every book by tolkien so one you can read the second copy is in a fire-proof container
hate it when people never quote parts of the script correctly and always correct them
christmas list is lord of the rings stuff, oh yeah and lord of the rings stuff
everytime you walk into a book shop you head to the tolkien section even though you have every book
When you are out anywhere and you see a flock of black birds you yell "Crebain, from Dunland!" and then "Hide!" and then don't know why everyone gives you weird looks
Your bed is in a tree in the garden
when you're invited to a fancy dress party you automatically think something to do with lotr.
have parties to celebrate any lotr occasion even if you are the only one who goes to the party
in a restaurant you ask for lembas
~~more soon~~
