Uninvited
Uninvited
(Reviewed 11/14)
The Univited.
Fuckin hell. The Uninvited. This one, along with three other
gems,
was given to us months ago by lovely North Campus Video clerk Haley as a
gift for Look’s birthday. As we were watching this pile of garbage we
realized that it was completely unnecessary. There was no reason to
watch this movie, because the entire plot is on the back of the box. No
really, everything that happens is on the fuckin box! From lousy start
to horrendous finish, the distributors of this movie decided that every
excruciating detail needed to be on the back of the box. I feel kind
of stupid for even doing a review of this. All you have to do is look
on the back of the fuckin box. That’s it. You know what, fuck it. If
you wanna delve into this crap for crap that passes itself off as a
movie, just read the damn box.
-Train.