TED MARK
 
 

THE GIRL FROM PUSSYCAT

Who's Who in the hilarious, oddball world of Pussycat?

Studs Levine
Well W. Well
Scarlett Amber
Humphrey Humphrey
John Fuller Gall
Daddy Whorebucks
Little Effin' Aynie
Xavier X
Bix Bittervetch
Dr. Kim Asutra
Francali Smutti

and many others, including, of course, the delectable, plucky but unplucked PENNY CANDIE herself. Meet them here--and howl with laughter!

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192 pages
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PUSSYCAT, PUSSYCAT

Chaos In Manhattan!

By the time they had managed to break down the bathroom door, Sappho had already worked the drainpipe loose. It was like the pulling of the bottom matchstick from a precariously balanced matchstick castle.

The bathroom sink had an attack of hiccups and began regurgitating scalding water. Papa leaped to the faucet and it came off in his hand. Immediately a torrent of cold water splashed into the bathtub.

Papa ran into the kitchen and attacked the main valve. Immediately little geysers of water began spurting from the burners of the gas stove.

Lizards, snakes, crocodiles and alligators from the sewers of New York, caught by the churning waters, stampeded for the surface...

In the end, it took the 101st Airborne Division and a special contingent of Navy frogmen to restore order to New York...

and many others, including, of course, the delectable, plucky but unplucked PENNY CANDIE herself. Meet them here--and howl with laughter!

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176 pages
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THE NUDE WORE BLACK

Llona's brand-new husband was a cautious man. And precisely because he was so cautious, he had the wackiest accident anybody could have. The result was that Llona abruptly became a widow ... on her wedding night! But Llona is a hard gal to stop. There was another man—a guy named Archer who had aroused her, er, interest on her wedding day—and she decided to find him. With the help of the world’s most helpless private eye, Llona set out on her wild quest—which led to mad adventures in a massage parlor, madder ones in a mad-house, and a climax that should make you collapse with laughter. Ted (The Man from O.R.G.Y.) Mark is more inspired than ever in this one. And Llona Mayper is one of his most spirited creations!

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228 pages
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ISBN 978-1987071658

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