The Kyle Wells Profile

• Date filled out : 1.20.05
• Name: K. Wells
• People also call you: Mr. Potatohead, Kyyy....
• Height: 6'
• Weight: 230 lbs
• Favorite Movie: The Goonies
• Idea of Worst Movie: Vaguely Sensible
• Pet Peeve: Surveys
• What do you smell like: What the hell kind of question...
• What make you funny: wit, charisma, and a huge dong
• People say you look like: Britney Spears
• Favorite ethnicity: Whatever your mom is
• Favorite ethnic food: Asian p###y
• Craziest thing you would do for $1,000: Tittyf### Chernick
• Would you like to be roasted: by a real Friar's Club, yes
• Say something funny: Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand

Kyle's website

Kyle Wells poll

• Status: Co-founder, member
• Roles: Roastmaster, Speaker, Website Director

(these profiles were personally filled out verbatim, bad grammar and all. If you are offended, take it out on them)