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John Ruediger

 

 

Michelle, next time we're naming the kid after me.

 

 

The John RuedigerProfile

  • Date filled out : 1.19.05
  • Name: John Ruediger
  • People also call you: Ruedi-Jew, Ruedi-snatch
  • Height: 6'
  • Weight: 160 lbs
  • Favorite Movie: Shawshank Redemption
  • Idea of Worst Movie: Shawshank Redemption 2
  • Pet Peeve: Fat people on food stamp
  • What do you smell like: racoon fetus
  • What make you funny: live on a trailor
  • People say you look like: Something That Crawled Out Of A Trailor Park
  • Favorite ethnicity: Whores
  • Favorite ethnic food: Pork rinds aren't ethnic?
  • Craziest thing you would do for $1,000: Kramer's Mom
  • Would you like to be roasted: burnt to a crisp
  • Say something funny: That's great!
 

John Ruediger poll

  • Status: Co-founder, member
  • Roles: Speaker, Location Director, Food Director, Contact Director

 

 

 

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