Ever heard of these strange foreign e-mail scammers trying to get your bank account information? Well, I decide to have a little fun with one of them...

I write to inform you that I am Mustapha Songo a student aged 31 years and the son of late Major David kamula,the chief security aide to the late Laurent Desire Kabila the former head of state of peoples Democratic Republic of Congo (PDRC). It is with heart full of hope that I make this distress call for your urgent assistance in claiming and moving into your country the sum of US$18,000,000.00 (eighteen million united states dollars only). Deposited with TRUST AND SECURITY COMPANY in South Africa by my late father. Before the coup de’tat of Tuesday, 16th January,2001 in which my father was killed after allegedly shooting the president Kabila, the said amount was deposited in a finance house outside my country for safety. Unfortunately the new head of government Major General Joseph Kabila the first son of the late president had on assumption of office, arrest and detained (incommunicado) all the presidential security aides who were actively involved in the foiled coup and immediately freeze all financial assets of my late father and his colleagues. I am currently under political asylum in Johanesburg in South Africa, where the fund was deposited. I have equally consulted the financial attorney who will secure the enabling legal documents to make you the trustee of this fund, so as to facilitate the withdrawal without any hitch. As I wanted a forigne partner not an African and I dont want some of my fathers friends who are here with me to know about it . Please, bear in mind that this matter is very urgent and confidential because of the political situation in my home country and the fact that this is the only money still safe and intact for the survival of my family. We will be discussing further on the other areas of assistance as well as the reward for your efforts in the exercise. Note also that there is no risk whatsoever for you in this transaction, as every necessary legal step will be taken by my lawyer to secure the release of this money through your good self as the account trustee and beneficiary respectively. Upon indication of your interest to my request I will forward particulars to the lawyer as my late father’s foreign business partner accordingly, for the documentation. I earnestly look forward to your urgent response through the above e-mail address Yours sincerely, Mustapha Songo

Dear Mr. Mustafa ATTCEOCRDDT: I am sorry to hear of your loss. Life must be hard in the Congo, is it not? So did your father sucessfully assasinate the president? I hope so, so that his death was not in vein. Well, on another note; your proposition sounds very intriguing. I just hope you, kind 31 year aged student, would not be one of those "foreign scammers" that are all of the news. And if you aren't, then I will be one of the lucky gullable people! -Juna glow-

Dear sir, How are you today?Hope fine .Since long time now i haven't hard from you,if anything is the matter i cannot sence or tell. Regards Mustapha .

Hello Mustaaaaa: Sorry my reply took so long. There were some bats in here and they bit off my toes while I was sleeping. I had no choice but to go to the hospital. But I have nice plastic replacement toes now! Let's see those bats try to nibble on my little ones NOW! Anywhoo...What is your plan for this money dealy? I am poor. And I am going to sell my kidney in a week if I don't hear a reply. Goodday... MISSES Juna

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