Brandon Riggs, Newly Elected President and Mayor of Surreal Films City.

Full Name: Brandon Scott Riggs

Age: 17

Sex: Questionable

Birthplace: Cincinnati, Ohio

Current Residence: Columbus, Georgia

Religious Persuasion: Moron

Favorite Food: Hot Dogs

Favorite Drink: Ice Cream

Favorite Colors: Greenish Brownish Yellow and Pink

Favorite Band: The Rubber Band, the finest of the office supplies I steal from Columbus High School.

Favorite Songs: "Tuesday's Gone" by Lynyrd Skynyrd and "All You Need is Love" by The Beatles

Favorite Movies: Schindler's List, The Shawshank Redemption, Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers, The Godfather I & II, The Usual Suspects, Memento, Pulp Fiction, The Silence of the Lambs, The Pianist, Apocalypse Now, The Matrix, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Lawrence of Arabia, Identity, Platoon, The Shining, The Sixth Sense, Jumping at Shadows, Life is Beautiful, American Beauty, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Taxi Driver, The Deer Hunter, The Truman Show, Unforgiven, Reservoir Dogs, Fargo, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Ben Hur, Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, The Straight Story, Sling Blade, Evita, Adaptation, Magnolia, Gladiator, Braveheart, Mulholland Dr., The Exorcist, Ed Wood, Waiting for Guffman, The Terminator, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, E.T., Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Moulin Rouge, Joe Dirt, Pootie Tang, Speed, The Lord of the Rings, and O' Brother, Where Art Thou?

Favorite Directors: David Lynch, Joel and Ethan Coen, Stanley Kubrick, Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, Spike Jonze, Frank Darabont, Orson Welles, Alfred Hitchcock, Paul Thomas Anderson, Milos Forman, Roman Polanski, Brandon Riggs, Martin Scorsese, David Fincher, Oliver Stone, M. Night Shyamalan, Clint Eastwood, Robert Zemeckis, Ridley Scott, Tim Burton, Wes Anderson, Sydney Lumet, Steven Soderbergh, Lars Von Trier, and Quentin Tarantino.

Should marijuana be legalized?: Uh, Sure

Have you ever abused drugs?: I accidentally swallowed two benadryl at once this one time.

Musical Instruments: Guitar, Bass Guitar, Tummy Drum, PVC Pipe, French Horn, Trumpet, Bugle, Timpani, Piano, Skin Flute, Tuba, Kazoo, and I love to scream during heavy metal songs.

What do you want to be when you grow up?: A Lounge Singer

Blonde or Brunette?: Anybody that will take off their clothes for the smallest amount of money.

Best friend in the whole world: Chris Kelley, the sexiest.