Backstage, Mr. America sits in his locker room worrying about the lie detector test.
Vince McMahon comes to the ring for the lie detector test. Vince says he still has that smile on his face. Vince
welcomes us to a very special edition of Smackdown. Why is it so special? Because it will be the last show we
will see any form of Hulk Hogan in the ring. Vince says once the test is done Mr. America's contract will be null
and void. Vince sees Zach Gowen sitting at ringside. Vince says after the test tonight neither Hogan or Zach will
have a leg to stand on. Vince introduces Mr. America.
Mr. America comes to the ring and he sits at the table in the ring and gets hooked up with all the lie detector
equipment. Vince tells Hogan he is not singling him out because he has all his corporate employees go through the
same thing. Because if there is one thing Vince can not stand it is a liar.
The interogation begins.
Are you the man known as Mr. America?
Yes.
Are you currently sitting in a wrestling ring in Pensacola, Florida?
Yes.
Are you currently employed on Smackdown?
Yes.
Are you Hulk Hogan?
*long pause* Can I please have a drink of water?
Vince asks the question this time.
Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?
No. The tester says he is telling the truth
Vince wants the question asked again.
Are you Hulk Hogan?
No. The tester says he is telling the truth.
Mr. America is asked the same question 4 more times with the same answer. The tester says Mr. America has
passed the lie detector test.
Vince says Mr. America is lying through his teeth. If Hogan can pass the test then Vince himself can pass it. Vince
wants the equipment put on him.
The interogation on Vince begins
Are you Vince McMahon?
Yes.
Are you the chairman of WWE?
Yes.
Mr. America wants to ask a question.
Are you the biggest on God's green earth?
No. The tester buzzes wrong.
Are you a sick, perverted, power hungry freak?
No. The tester buzzes wrong.
Vince says he is a respected business man. The tester buzzes wrong. Vince can hardly talk without the tester
buzzing wrong. So finally Vince says what he does he does for only himself. The tester buzzes correct.
Hogan asks if Vince pleasures himself by looking at pictures of Torrie's ?
No. The tester buzzes wrong.
Vince says atleast he doesn't fantasize about Mae Young. The tester buzzes wrong.
Vince says he hates Hogan. The tester buzzes correct.
Mr. America calls Vince a liar and knocks him on his ass. Hogan leaves.
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Backstage, Vince asks Stephanie if she just saw what happened. Vince says Stephanie was the one responsible
for hiring the lie detectors, to make sure the equipment worked properly, and she was the one who hired Mr.
America. Stephanie says if Vince doesn't believe her she will take a lie detector test. Vince says next week things
are going to change for the better. Vince walks off calling Stephanie a smart ass.
