JimPhineas Productions announces cessation of company. 1/31/03
Headlines 2003
-The End gets big crowd.
-Dumbshits III gets good reviews
-The Wildman and The Jimster to work for Wombat.
-Turds rich.
Updates
2/03 JimPhineas Productions made a culmination of the four films and titled it The End: Best of B.S. This will be the final film ever for JPP. Thanks to all you fans.
Movies to date
- The Harlan Trip 2001
- The Return 2001
- Deers Ablaze 2001
- The B.S. Chronicles 2002
- The End: Best of B.S. 2003
Outlines of the Movies
- THE HARLAN TRIP: Set in the great Republican River Valley the B.S.'s travel around the great spillway and mighty forest searching for trouble, they find it in the shape of dead animals and diseased shad. When they return to Hastings they are joined by the famed gobbles who causes even more a ruckus. THT stars the Wildman, the Jimster, P.W. and Drew "The Dolphin Flaugger" Driscoll. MPAA rating: R
- THE RETURN: The return takes our heroes once again to the Great lake of Harlan County and there they meet a noble wolf who returns to H-Town with them and causes quite a bit of trouble, while at Harlan the Wildman ends his pointless life while trying to long jump the entire spillway basin. The Return brings two new characters to JPP, Turds and Bigshit Horning. MPAA rating: NC-17
- DEERS ABLAZE: Hailed as the greatest of the original four movies, DA is the story of a burning deer slayed by Dr. Bone the deer slayer. The B.S.'s run around Hastings and cause a lot of commotion as the retard, the wolf, the drunken hawaiian and turds. The banana boy makes his final appearance in the movies and gobbles joins the fun again. Baxter is walked like a good cat and the Wildman returns from the dead. Also there is the Great Hastings City Track Meet and the famed bitch fights from the lovely ladies of the class of 2003. Turds takes over in this movie and becomes the chief, and hires Don Opal for the next movie. MPAA rating: NC-17
- THE B.S. CHRONICLES: Stars Turds, The Wildman, The Jimster, Bigshit Horning and new comer Don Opal. It involved alot of mischief and some crazy scenes. It was built up to the be the best JPP pic ever but it just wasnt going to beat Deers Ablaze.
Porta Pottys, signs, carp, cliffs, megaphones and Ham bring greatness to the film. MPAA rating: NC-17
- The End: Best of B.S.: A magnificant culmination of the events of the past three years by the Buttshits. This film was a great ending movie for JPP and was hailed as the greatest ever, because it shows only the greatest scenes. This film will live in infamy forever in the hearts of JPP fans. MPAA rating: NC-17
