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9th July 2002: 22:09 - Wow. I'm excited. HRES has recieved it's first hate-mail. This is so cool, I'm literally trippin' out over this. So I was sitting here, just surfin' the ole' e-mail, when a gem with the subject "you fuckin son of a bitch" catches my eye. Since I use the same e-mail address for this site as some of my other sites, I didn't expect the hilarity that ensued when I opened it. But here it is; the full e-mail, with my reply. Please feel free to tell Mr. "Dave Harrinarine" how cool you think he is. Alternatively, feel free to mail me yourself either by clicking the words "mail me" back there, or by sending mail to webmasters@hres.cjb.net. Any hate-mail recieved will be published here in the same form as below. Tell me how much you love, or hate me. Incentive: Your mother is a filthy, cheap whore. Now get goin'!
if u ever swear at his site ever again, i'm gonna kick your sorry little ass so fuckin hard your mom will feel it from europe, whats with all the fuckin swearing in the site!?! if u swear so much people are not gonna wanna come to your gay pieace of shit site, so dont swear you dumb fagit ass jack off!!! AND DONT WRITE BACK TO ME!!!!!!!!!
My Reply:
Dear Mr Harrinarine,
Your e-mail made me laugh. The reason is that you are a drooling, pathetic retard, with no life, dick or brain.
Thank's again.
~ HRES Webmasters
PS: This letter is going on a couple of websites I own, including my Halloween website. I am going to ask people to inform you how much of a mindless, moronic dickhead you are. Hope you don't mind.
// AHHH
That was fun. Please people, I need hate mail. (Also, if you have any Halloween Resurrection news, pics, rumours or bullshit, or anything, send it in and you will be credited. Gracious.
This website was created by Ben & Chris who have in the past claimed to be "buff dudes". With nothing better to do than write webpages about lame horror sequels. These guy's aren't dudes at all, they fucking suck.
