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align="left"><p>Dear <select NAME="Anna Date Grader" size="1">
<option>Anna</option>
<option>Ms. Wonderful</option>
<option>Shithead</option>
<option>Sweetheart-Baby</option>
<option>Ms. Shithead</option>
<option>Wonderwoman</option>
<option>Future Employee</option>
<option>Occupant</option>
</select>:<br>
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I have enjoyed your <select NAME=".." size="1">
<option>impressive</option>
<option>boring </option>
<option>derivative</option>
<option>groovy</option>
<option>depressing </option>
<option>Spielbergesque</option>
</select> friendship and am convinced<br>
that you are definitely <select NAME=",," size="1">
<option>talented</option>
<option>deeply disturbed </option>
<option>desperate</option>
<option>as smart as I am</option>
<option>a real jokemeister</option>
<option>sexy</option>
<option>a crack addict</option>
</select>.<br>
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Now that you have <select NAME="." size="1">
<option>convinced me of your brilliance</option>
<option>wasted my precious time</option>
<option>sexually aroused my doberman</option>
<option>undone twelve years of therapy</option>
<option>properly introduced me into manhood</option>
</select>, I would like to<br>
<select NAME=",," size="1">
<option>see you again soon</option>
<option>have you locked up</option>
<option> have you work for my competitors</option>
<option>find someone to break my ex’s legs for me</option>
<option>over for cocktails</option>
<option>,uh, just have you</option>
</select>.<br>
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In closing, I would just like to add... <select NAME=",," size="1">
<option>I'm going to call you soon and tell you how wonderful you are.</option>
<option> I'm going to call Immigration and have you deported.</option>
<option> You the man... No, YOU the man... No, YOU THE MAN...</option>
<option> Life without you is a useless hopeless waste of an existance</option>
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<select size="1">
<option> I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.</option>
<option> You should have your own miniseries -- Lonesome Schmuck.</option>
<option>Your self-promotion is disgraceful. Show me how to do it.</option>
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P.S. <br>
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</div><div align="center"><center><p>To send your letter,<br>
have your assistant.<br>
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="CLICK HERE"><br>
<small>(please only click once)</small></strong></p>
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