Our Favorite Things about the Movies

• Getting the thrill of the popcorn.
• Sleeping through the important parts, then saying 'OH SHIT!!!'
• Having to hold my piss in just so a director (*cough* crowe *cough*) can make me wish i was pissing on the silver screen.

Got the Ebert & Roeper blues my fellow film lover? If so, you've found the right place. Here, you won't find any of the nonsensical half-shutter thin shitter quips from Ebert and his shit-wit cronies..however, here, you'll find REAL reviews for REAL movies. (Thomas Randolph, you're NOT WELCOME HERE! lol)

So enjoy this fantasy land of movie reviews the way they ought to be and please, share the popcorn. lol.

NOTICE! NOTICE! This "site" is under intense construction, (no, not the unsung Spielberg melodrama shit-fest, btw) just being built and stuff. Keep checking back for updates, updates, and updates on top of updates. Whoo, talk about a mouthful. I feel like Pat Swayze's deleted cameo in Braveheart..KEEP HIM OUT! lol.

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Review of 'Gladiator'
Review of 'Daredevil'
Review of 'Cradle 2 Tha Grave'
Review of 'Titanic'
Review of 'Shaft's Big Score!'
Review of 'Santa With Muscles'
Review of 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days'
Review of 'Ice Age'
Review Archive *more will be added soon*
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