1.)

What is Enzyme Films exactly?

Excellent question, Enzyme Films is a small (very small) company or group that makes short movies usually 10-25 minutes in length. Most of the films have original scripts (written by Elliot) and almost always have Jeffrey Gianopoulos, and/or Nicolas Koch acting.

2.)

When was Enzyme Films created?

Enzyme Films was created when the website was officially put up on the web, which was EXACTLY on April 21, 2001 3:59 PM. Before that, our film company name was KR Films.

3.)

What's an enzyme?

An Enzyme is usually defined as a protein or a protinaceous sustance elaborated by a living cell which catalyzes a specific reaction necessary for the maintenance of life.

Unlike ordinary chemical catalysts, enzymes characteristically have the ability to catalyze a reaction under very mild conditions in neutral aqueous solution at normal temperature and pressure, and with very high specificity. Next question!

4.)

What's a b-movie?

There really is no standard definition of a B-movie, however, in my words, I would describe it as a movie that is made with an unprofessional crew that [sometimes] uses professional cameras/camera techniques. It can be any length.

5.)

Who in the hell is Kristin Soch and why is she even mentioned on the Enzyme Films website?

Excellent question sir, Kristin Soch has technically only been in 1 Enzyme Film (American Youth 2), however she was in the directors cut of The Trespasser 4, (which was a KR Film, back in those days). You can check out some information by contacting her personally, or by visiting her website on the American Youth 2 page.

6.)

Is Jeff gay?

As far as I'm concerned, no. He is not gay. In fact, he is currently dating Jennifer Lopez. Or "J-Lo" as you youngsters like to call her.

7.)

Are any Enzyme Films available for purchase?

For right now no. But in a few months they will be.

8.)

What's the reason in The Reason? (Que es la razon?)

I'm afraid I cannot tell you that, however, if you look closely enough, at everything that happens in the movie, every scene, every event, and interperet those in a symbolic way, then you will achieve moksha (complete understanding) and you will know the reason. And later, you will find out the reason to why you asked this question...

9.)

How has Osama Bin Laden affected your movie making?

Luckily, that infamous leader hasn't affected my movie making one bit.

10.)

How come there's no sex in your movies?

Well, it's not like I want to totally neglect it, the problem is that we (the crew) cannot find anyone to perform the act...on camera... (Mostly girls)

11.)

Can I have the guitar tabs to Peter's intro?!

Well of course you may! Here it is: Petertab.txt

12.)

Will you ever film The Trespasser 4?

Haha! Of course not.

13.)

Do you support the Starbucks company?

Hell yes! Starbucks is great! You see, these days, coffee...

14.)

In the movie El Partido, Adam was extremely sucky at sports. Was this intentional or is he really just sucky?

Well, a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

15.)

How do you think George W. Bush would spell "enzyme"?

inszymeii, or something similar to that.

16.)

What's the most difficult part of making films like yours?

Great question, it definately has to be getting the actors to cooperate, and have a good time while doing so. Some people are just so egotistical.

17.)

Is Tom Schlacks single?

Haha! You're funny.

18.)

What is the movie "One Dog Night" about? I see it mentioned on your website, but you don't give us any information on it.

One Dog Night is just about one little doggy who pumps his little paws through the neighborhood. I actually made that short movie as a tribute to Princess Di, you see these days Princesses...

19.)

Will there be an American Youth 3 this summer?

Oh, have no fear my friend. HAVE NO FEAR! IGNORE THE FEAR! There will be an American Youth 3. I plan on taking the footage from American Youth 2 and completely changing everything. With todays modern editing programs like Adobe After Effects, how can you not? I will slightly morph everyones face to make them look a year older. OO! OHH! I will also superimpose Madi into The Incident to make it look new! YES YES, it's all coming together! YES.

20.)

We want Tricia! We want Tricia! Where's Tricia!?

Yes, we all love tricia... She's mine! GET AWAY FROM HER! GIT! GIT!. As for her location, she is currently hiding in a cave (working on her sweet, sweet tan) with Dick Cheney trying to avoid people like you! But you can expect her to appear in AY3. Sweet, sweet AY3.