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| Hockey is in deep shit. Nobody cares. The NHL crapped itself when they realized that Tampa Bay and Calgary would be playing for the Stanley Cup. Because I’m smarter than you, I know where these two cites (if that’s what you want to call them) are. A strike or lockout is on the horizon, due to the players refusing a salary cap.
I fucking HATE unions in sports. Who the fuck are the players to decide how and what an ownership pays? The purpose of unions is simple: To prevent management from fucking the employees in the ass. For example, a Mexican bean worker making $1 day from a huge corporation is getting fucked in the ass. He needs a union to protect his rights. I feel sorry for the wetback, I really do! However, I don’t feel sorry for some spoiled hockey player who would make $6 million under a salary cap system instead of $12 million. A collective bargaining agreement without a salary cap benefits only the top 10 or 15 players in the league because their salaries skyrocket over time. Fuck them, and if you disagree with me, fuck you too. Because these salaries are so high, ticket prices are ridiculous. I would NEVER pay to go see a hockey game, it’s not worth it. I’d much rather sit at home on my couch, scratching my balls. These hockey players need to realize that they don’t play football, and that hockey will never get the same type of money that football gets for television contracts. So right there, those fucking players should realize that the amount of revenue coming in for the owners isn’t enough to sustain their bloated egos and pockets. Do you think those fucking Neanderthals would help out that Mexican bean worker? Fuck no, which is why during the hockey season I’m staying at home, scratching my balls. |
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