| The Status of Sports in the City of Brotherly Love | |||||||||
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| I hate Smarty Jones. I cannot wait until that animal is slaughtered and converted into pig feed. Smarty Jones is just a dumb F-ing fly swatting horse that's trained to run around in a circle when beat with a whip. A horse is a complete and utter F-ing retard, nothing more than a herd animal that eats grass after a cow shits on it. I wanted to choke every motherfucker that acted like they gave a shit about that worthless horse. If the major sports teams in this town would pull their weight, no one would give a rat's ass about Smarty Jones. As much as I'd like to see a parade down Broad St., I don't think I can stomach another round of a Philly team in a championship series, due to the assholes in this city that don't pay attention to their kids and let these mongoloids hold up signs of "Honk for the Flyers" on the street. Goddamn attention hogs with parents that are too busy for them. This annoys the living shit out of me, and I don't think it's unreasonable if someone pulls a drive by pissing on one of those future sluts.
Parents BEWARE: there will come a time when your slut daughters will find other ways of getting attention. Daddy's little girl will show up on the internet in the middle of ten guys on a shady bukkake site. F-ing whores. My conclusion is that until some Philly teams put together a string of championships, you're still going to have your average fan asking you how a horse did in a race, or little sluts begging for attention. So please, parents, when your loose little girl wants to show her support for the local team, rip up that F-ing sign and get your head out of your ass. |
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