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| Oh my God I wanna go into epileptic shock. I recently had a political discussion with three people, and I wanted to replace their brains with that of a garden slug’s, because I feel that more would be put back into society. Two of these people basically had the same beliefs. They believed that there’s no point in voting, and that it’s just a waste of time. These cynics strike me as the type of people who are just fuckin’ lazy, and it’s safer for them to point out the problems, rather than to care enough to follow what’s going on. The third person is just a complete and utter fucking retard, who’s convinced in her mind that she knows exactly what’s going on, and that every conspiracy theory is true. In her mind, George Bush and Osama bin Laden were coke buddies at Yale and hatched up 9/11 plans over an 8-ball. Would someone please fuck her ass hard enough to knock some sense in her head? Email me at tourettes@dooshbag.org and I’ll give you her number, if violent anal sex is your thing.
Anyway, when you just dismiss everything as corrupt, and not give a shit, then all you basically do is give the dirty politicians a free pass. It annoys me even more, because these two fucks thought I was the one who was nuts for voting, following current events, and actually giving a shit about what goes on. Get the fuck outta my country then dickheads, pack your fuckin’ bags and move to North Korea, where they have no rights. Perhaps you’d like to starve (the one guy could use it, the fat fuck) like many of them do, due to their insane dictator who has devoted an insane percentage of the country’s GDP (that’s Gross Domestic Product, assholes) to military spending. He’s made sure that people don’t have to worry about voting. While those 2.5 people (the other bitch MAYBE has half a brain) have the right not to vote as well, they only perpetuate the problem of keeping lousy leaders in office. |
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