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| I proudly give you Demonhunter, with their sophomore album, Summer of Darkness. This album is the reason people kill. Pure and simple. It should really come as no suprise, with songs titles such as "Coffin Builder" and "Beheaded" appearing on the album, but there is very little you can do to prepare your face for the total rocking it receives. With a metal grunge mix and harsh vocals, the album kicks off violently enough, but somehow manages to continually build to a murderous crescendo that leaves you exacting gleeful violence on all forms of small animals, religious figures and loved ones.
The highlight of the album is clearly the track "Beauty through the Eyes of Predator" which opens with screaming and deep breathing above violent riffs and then switches off to some chick singing. And at first, you think "Oh, no.. this is just like that song with Dido and Slim Shady" but no - you're wrong as usual - because then the lead singer starts screaming at the bitch, as if to say "Get off my goddamn album, you slunt." In fact, that may be the actual lyrics. After the chorus, grunting and threatening resume and then police sirens sound, as if to warn your neighbors that you are about to go all Charlie Manson on 'em if you listen to one more minute of this song. During the final breakdown, the lead singer - we'll call him Satan for now - actually carries a glorious melody while some cool techno sounds off. It's reminiscient of Nine Inch Nails... when they were good and Trent Reznor wasn't a total useless prick... oh, wait, they were never good.. and Trent Reznor has always been a useless prick. Then, guess what - more screaming and rocking. If the final thirty seconds of this song do not induce a violent fit on par with Scareface's final act - you should re-evaluate your life, and opt to end it. Ultimately, though, there should be a warning included with this CD, because a recent study indicated that cases of domestic violence occur 15% more in households that own this album. So, men: be sure to send her shopping before you begin listening, because if you hit her while rockin' out to such tracks as "Annihilate the Corrupt" and "I Play Dead" and she somehow manages to survive, she is never going to let you hear the end of it. |
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