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| So today's Q & A comes from a loyal fan, Matt, who offers only the following in response to our article on the new vocubulary word "Slunt":
___"The male term for slunt is a slappy." Oh, well, let me be the first to thank you ever so much for your lengthy contribution. I hope that you didn't develop the beginning stages of carparal tunnel syndrom while hacking away at all those words. I mean, nine whole words. Wow. The last one is even multi-syllabic. And you even included punctuation! What a guy! Seriously, are you aware that there are some gorrillas that can produce longer sentences? Now do not get me wrong, we greatly appreciate the input of fellow dooshbags. But c'mon, honestly. A bit more effort would have gone a long way. Okay, so maybe you're a man of few words.. but maybe you could have included a picture. A crude drawing of a naked stick figure or something. Hell, a random link to the Ikea website would have even counted. Ever see when someone goes overboard on a yacht? You know how a few people immediatly kick off their shoes and dive in to save them? And then there's always that one guy... that lazy sumabitch - sippin' on his margarita with the little pink umbrella - who simply tosses a lifesaver in the general direction of the victim as they get sucked into the undercurrent to never see their loved ones again? You are that lazy sumabitch, my friend. Look, we do appreciate your email, maybe we'll even do up an article on the "slappy." And tell you what - we've taken up your cause here at Dooshbag.org. We're going to start slow here and mark your progress. The next time you're reading the site and something strikes your fancy, how about you shoot us an email... with a compound sentence. You know - the ones with "and" or "but" in them? It's about baby steps, buddy. We'll make a great dooshbag out of you yet. Carry on, Hemingway. |
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