| _D-Bag, Editor-in-Chief | ||||||||||||||
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Creator and designer, D-Bag is the original dooshbag. While not having sex one day, he had a vision to create a forum where Dooshbags could come together and just be themselves without brauds giving them a hard time for their vulgar language or nonsensical opinions. Considered a modern day messiah for dooshbags, D-Bag prides himself on creating offensive terms for women and then kissing their ass to their faces in hopes of getting laid. D-Bag lists "selling-out" as one of his lifetime goals. | |||||||||||||
| _Scant, Brauds Editor | ||||||||||||||
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If one were to inquire, they'd find the word "scant" to mean "barely sufficient, falling short of a specific measure and inadequately supplied." These terms pretty much sum up Scant's life and stature. Rumored to stand a mere 5'4", Scant uses writing almost as a therapeutic tool to keep him from assaulting the two groups of people he hates most - tall people and small-breasted women. | |||||||||||||
| _Trickle, Society Editor | ||||||||||||||
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Trickle got his amusing name thanks in part to his somewhat sporadic sex life. Though Trickle has ascertained quite a few good looking ladies, they usually disappear once they get the opportunity to know him. One would think this misfortune would lead someone to drop their standards; instead Trickle decided to drop his age requirement. He's often found at teen movies and McDonald's play lands looking for Ms. Right. | |||||||||||||
| _Tourettes, Sports Editor | ||||||||||||||
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Known for his incoherent ramblings, Tourettes has the ability to shift gears in a topic without you - or him - even realizing it. Tourettes is very passionate about his work and is often seen foaming at the mouth while writing his asinine articles. Tourettes gained notoriety in 2001 when he graduated from college - a feat not even Nostradaumus could have predicted. | |||||||||||||
| _20 Piece, Reviews Editor | ||||||||||||||
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Hailing from war-torn Arizona, Sir Twenty Piece Esquire IV has altered his lifestyle to fit into the urban cities of the East Coast. 20 Piece prides himself on being on the pulse of the society and is often seen stuck in traffic in his pimped-out Civic - getting' a feel for what's goin' down. 20 Piece is also quite popular in the Orient, where he is fondly known as the Father of "Ducksoy", a fascinating high-stakes balancing game found only in Asia. | |||||||||||||
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