_Push Your Finger Into Your Eye
Holy F'ing S. Slipknot is back. When their self-titled debut album came out, they keyed your car and smashed your mailbox. When "Iowa" came out, they gave you a blanket party and left you in Tiajuana for dead. Now, with the release of their third album... [more]

---dug up by 20Piece, who often has night terrors about the things he had to do in Nam. updated: 05.26.04

_The Shield: Tuesday's Dose of Skull F'in
Every episode of the Shield is much like a snuff film — no matter how much you try, you can never mentally prepare yourself to witness the ending... [more]

---punched up by Scant, who holds the Guiness World Record for most "F's" during a game of Madden. updated: 05.25.04

_Jack the Ripper's Favorite Album
I proudly give you Demonhunter, with their sophomore album, Summer of Darkness. This album is the reason people kill. Pure and simple... [more]

---placed in an obituary by D-Bag, who's last words were "that's not loaded, is it?" updated: 05.18.04

_Feeding Sopranos to My Dog
You'd think that swords and British accents would be enough to transport the average movie-going Dooshbag into a land of fantasy. No, apparently you need motherFing Enya... [more]

---a lil' ditty by Trickle, who had a starring role in Teen Wolf Three until an unfortunate shaving accident. updated: 05.15.04

_Flaw? Sounds about right
"Hi everybody, we're Flaw. We had a moderately successful debut album 3 years ago (Through The Eyes) with about 4 good songs on it. Well, we're back... [more]

---broken down by 20Piece, who has an unorthodox preference for the "Hot Mustard" over the "BBQ". updated: 05.14.04


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