_Estrogen in Iraq
After more than a year of searching for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, the U.S. Army announced today they indeed found traces of the chemical agent estrogen — which sources claim the Iraqis were planning to use in a chemical attack on the United States. ... [more]
---reported by Scant, who is deep in enemy territory, he was last spotted entering a shoe store. updated: 06.10.04
_WWE vs George W. Bush Presidency
A fictional President fighting a fictional war takes on a fictional sport. The Battles of the "W"s begins here... [more]
---processed by D-Bag, who honestly thought the president took advice from his cabinet.. as in, the armoire. updated: 06.05.04
_Leave Iraq, Invade Dell
After the US leaves Iraq, they should address the next biggest threat to our safety — Dell Corporation. I love how I hear the term “homeland security” thrown around left and right, yet a computer company from Texas can continually F’ me every single month without the government saying two friggen words.... [more]
---ordered up by Scant, who initially thought that "Desert Storm" was a Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor. updated: 05.28.04
_The NFL vs the Catholic Church
Pope Daddy John Paul II has recently taken some digs at "Sunday Sports" and one must wonder how the NFL will react. What if they went head-to-head wit' the Church... [more]
---theorized by D-Bag, who once claimed to to be "bigger than the beatles". updated: 05.22.04
_Scooby-Doo: "I Hate Raggots"
Nearly hours after the Olympic committee declared they will allow transsexuals to enter the Olympics for the first time, the Laff-A-Lympic committee announced they too will open the door for transsexual competition, despite community backlash.... [more]

---documented by Scant, who claims that he was the inspiration for "Gladiator". updated: 05.20.04

_Knowing is Half the Battle
Washington was rocked this morning as photos of prisoner abuse were released to the public. As G.I. Joe begins its biggest push against the war on terror, its critics have launched a new campaign, questioning its interrogation practices... [more]
---brought to you by D-Bag, who claims that he was the inspiration for the Ferbie. updated: 05.15.04

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