| _Sluntology: Women and Size | ||||||||||||||||||
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Women are like wearing sweatpants -- no matter how big you are, they're never really too tight. So, there's never any reason for a guy to be upset about the size of his member. Yet, women still find a way to make a guy feel insecure about the weapon he's packing.... [more] | |||||||||||||||||
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---written by Scant, who once used a public forum to accuse cousin Larry and Balky of homosexuality. updated: 07.05.04 |
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| _Sluntology: The New Religion | ||||||||||||||||||
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For decades now, men have been told that in order to keep a woman and to keep her happy, they have to treat her right. After years of research, we at Dooshbag.org have come to the scientific conclusion that this is total bullS... [more] | |||||||||||||||||
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---written by Scant, who recently discovered that Beta Fish need spring water, not tap. Who'd a thunk it? updated: 06.20.04 |
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| _Women & the Glass Ceiling | ||||||||||||||||||
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A recent study indicated that woman make 74% as much as men at the exact same positions. This phenomena is commonly referred to as "The Glass Ceiling," implying that women can achieve career success, but only to a certain degree. So why does this persist? I believe I have found the answer.... [more] | |||||||||||||||||
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---theoried by D-Bag, who once got asked "What are you doing here?!" in a woman's studies class. updated: 06.06.04 |
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| _Women & Vagina School | ||||||||||||||||||
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Along with alien encounters, crop circles and the Bermuda Triangle, PMS will go down as one of life's great mysteries. The best way for a guy to describe the words PMS is... [more] | |||||||||||||||||
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---written by Scant, who recently metamorphisized from a tadpole into a Dooshbag.org writer. updated: 05.21.04 |
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| _Women & Entertainment News | ||||||||||||||||||
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I hate entertainment news - “Entertainment Tonight,” “Access Hollywood,” or anything they run on god damn “E! television." What amazes me though, is how women love it. They crave it. To me, it’s the most mindless dribble on the Fing planet.... [more] | |||||||||||||||||
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---scribbled up by Scant, who still insists that Kiddie City is superior to Toy's R Us. updated: 05.16.04 |
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| _Women & Technology | ||||||||||||||||||
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I guarantee any guy reading this article saw the title and slowly began to nod. They understand that women and technology go together as well as a Palestinian at a bar mitzvah... [more] | |||||||||||||||||
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---written by Scant, who is finally "this tall" and can now go on almost all the rides at Six Flags. updated: 05.14.04 |
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